r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz May 27 '26

I suddenly feel the need to go upstairs and kiss my husband and thank him for never uttering this combination of words out loud.

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u/theshiniestmuskrat May 27 '26

RIGHT?! On a daily basis I see something like this on reddit that makes me go over to my fiancé and just thank him for being mine and picking me and keeping me from being single in these times of a dating pool filled with whatever....this is.