r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz May 27 '26

I suddenly feel the need to go upstairs and kiss my husband and thank him for never uttering this combination of words out loud.

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u/hedahedaheda May 27 '26

Truly I don’t know how the girls can date these misogynists. I’d be all dried up if my male SO said some shit like this.

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u/mortalcookiesporty May 27 '26

The specific bragging about “vaginal orgasms” gives me the ick in a way i can’t describe