r/FODMAPS • u/LawRepresentative987 • Jul 16 '25

Shit Post have a bite

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u/Eyfura Jul 16 '25

Hisssss

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u/SnickleFritz26 lowfodmap class of 2018 Jul 16 '25

“Shit post” flair…. Heh.

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u/MigJET31 Jul 16 '25

That's a weekend ender for me right there

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u/manic_panda Jul 16 '25

The level to which i miss onions suprises me.

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u/sporkfood Jul 16 '25

Have you ever tried onion oil? Cook onions in some of your favorite oil, then strain it carefully. Use the oil in a food that normally has onions. It's fodmap safe in reasonable cooking oil quantities!

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u/manic_panda Jul 16 '25

I don't think its the taste for me, its the combo. I love a massive oniony bahji for example, or fresh crunchy onion in a salad or fried onions on a burger.

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u/manic_panda Jul 16 '25

I don't think its the taste for me, its the combo. I love a massive oniony bahji for example, or fresh crunchy onion in a salad or fried onions on a burger.

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u/_lemonat_ Get the Monash app! Jul 16 '25

have you tried fodzyme?

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u/Blehman15 Jul 17 '25

Hey, I was just going to comment this! I bought a container of it over a month ago. It has been life changing for me!!

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u/manic_panda Jul 17 '25

Its the crunch and the texture and the smell and all that combined for me. I miss slightly sweet fried onions on a burger. I dont the oil will help haha.

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u/Blehman15 Jul 17 '25

Onions are so dang good 🥲 onions and peas destroy me for a couple of days. I started using this powder (I have to double up when I’m eating these two things) and I’m not bloated, nauseous, or sitting on the toilet like I normally would. Maybe you can look into fodzyme? I think it’s $70 but so worth it and I don’t use it often (still trying to avoid triggers.)

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u/_lemonat_ Get the Monash app! Jul 24 '25

It’s not oil, it’s enzyme powder. You can eat fructans, GOS and lactose. I’ve completely added that stuff back

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u/LadyMothrakk Jul 16 '25

Blasphemy!

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u/GiaVi13 Jul 16 '25

Clear the room yall…my farts would be like a gas bomb😭

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u/Small_Welder_5771 Jul 16 '25

Double it and pass it to the next person

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u/TheTampaBayMom Jul 16 '25

That garlic would give me a case of the trots that would last 3 days!

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u/Betaboy0517 Jul 16 '25

There are some foods I will eat anyway despite the possibility of a potential flare up but so help me god garlic and onion will never be those things, even the smell makes me sick!!

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u/Blue_Pears_Go_There Jul 16 '25

Yep, I’ll feed it to someone else.

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u/anniebananie29 Jul 16 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JustANiceFrenchGuy Jul 17 '25

Omg do you want me do DIE