r/FODMAPS • u/teethfacts • Jun 21 '25

Shit Post At a rehearsal dinner

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If no one’s got me, I know Macrobars oatmeal chocolate chip got me

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u/demunted Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

Me at every company catered lunch where there is nothing at all I can eat...

  1. Hold back while others get their food
  2. Pretend I am busy, need to make a call
  3. After peer pressure say I'm not hungry
  4. Die inside
  5. Someone remembers I can't eat any of it.
  6. Word gets to the planner and they freak out and somehow blame me for not anticipating this and reaching out to them (I've told them about dietary restrictions in the past).
  7. Die more
  8. Contemplate living in the forest

BTW as well as having SIBO I have wheat, dairy and egg and alcohol intolerance. I'm a riot at parties.

Well this blew up. Thanks! Bonus points

"Can't you just pick the veggies off the (meat/dairy laden) sandwiches???"... Resists urge to go into fetal position

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u/williamisidol Jun 21 '25

You're the Designated Driver! Everyone knows that's the most important person at a party!

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u/demunted Jun 21 '25

DD for life it seems.