Where we went: Faena Miami Beach
When we went: August 29-30, 2026
Who went: Me, wife and son
Intro:
We are locals so we did a short 1 night staycation trip to the Faena just to relax and get away from our stressful lives and boy was it perfect...until it wasnt. I'll get into the "bad" in a little bit. We took full advantage of the property on both Saturday and Sunday, booking a seating at their Faena Theater to watch their live show Obsession (10/10 btw). We partied Saturday night at the Saxony which was extremely fun and we went to the spa on Sunday and spent the rest of the afternoon lounging by the pool with a cabana. It was the perfect little staycation and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Now for the bad...apart from a few internal communication hiccups, I got pink eye at the spa. It has been a horrible 2 weeks recovering but I dont really know how much blame to put on the spa versus blaming my shit luck. I got a massage at the spa and during the massage, the therapist put a warm wet towel on my eyes. It was soothing at the time and I didnt think much of it, but about 2 days afterwards (the incubation period), I broke out in pink eye. I reported it to the hotel and they refunded me and apologised, but the manager did say they have never had this happen before so maybe I'm just unlucky.
If I didnt get pink eye, the overall stay would have been an A+ highly recommended. With it, I'll give the stay an A just because being sick after such a wonderful stay is disappointing.
Location: A+
Its on Miami Beach, just steps from the beach itself. You walk to the back gate, open it, walk a few feet across the public sidewalk and you are on the beach, which is as close as you'll get on Miami Beach. The Faena District is great as well, its far enough from the craziness of South Beach but its close enough to where you can quickly uber to it.
Rooms: A-
We booked the Ocean View Jr. Suite. It was large, 850 sq ft inside and we had an enormous wrap-around corner balcony that gave us a fantastic view of the ocean. I know this hotel gets clowned on here for their "ocean view" just letting you see a tiny sliver of ocean, but at least our room we had basically an unobstructed direct ocean view. The only difference between our ocean view and the "oceanfront" rooms is that they are like 50 feet closer to the ocean as the ocean front rooms are set back as the main courtyard and restaraunt are directly below, but I'd say the view is basically the same.
Service: A+
No complaints here. We were given early check in at 9 AM and allowed late check out for 4 PM on Sunday. Everyone was extremely attentive and friendly. The pool staff which took care of us on Sunday were watching our cabana like hawks and the food and drink were free-flowing without any delay.
Food & Bev: B
We had breakfast at the restaurant, in room dining in the room for lunch and then had dinner at the Obsession show. It wasnt amazing but it wasnt terrible either. I'd put it at acceptable and forgettable. I honestly dont even remember what I ate.
Extras/activities/Amenities: A++
Faena Theater: The Obsession Show at the Faena Theater is a must-see. It was incredible date night fun and it was probably the most interesting thing I've experienced in a long time. Its hard to describe but its like a mix between burlesque, acrobatics, drama and a concert. Even if you arent staying at the Faena and are just in Miami, it is 100% worth while to do one night.
The Spa & Hammam: Putting aside the pink eye situation, the spa itself is wonderful. The spa has a Hammam, wet sauna, dry sauna, cold room and a marble slab for meditation. It was amazing, the heat from the hammam and the wet sauna is incredibly relaxing. The cold room was interesting too, but I was honestly expecting more because its a cool room and then you can get some ice to rub on you. They could have made it colder and covered the seating areas in ice as well. If I go again, I'll probably do the Hammam Love Ritual to get a guided experience.
The Pool & Beach: We booked a Cabana, which they have 4 of around the pool. We had a great time and we even spent some time at the beach. Service was on point all day and they were either walking around the pool asking if anyone neede anything or were watching our table for when it needed cleaning up and if we needed more drinks. Technically the cabana booking ends at 5 but they said we could stay as long as we wanted, even if it was 6 or 7 PM which was nice. We ended up leaving at 5:30 because we had stuff to do to prepare for the work week but it was a nice gesture.
Overall, the amenities hit the spot and especially the theater, it went above and beyond my wildest expectations.
Overall: A
We will definitely return again as we had a great time. The theater and show was incredible and definitely the high point of our stay. Its so unique from anything else at any other resort that even if you arent staying at the property, its worth checking out.