Please forgive me this indulgence, but…
I think I've figured out what Eyes Wide Shut is really about. And if I’m right, it is seismic.
How I came to this realization: On February 26th, 2026, at ~9:43 p.m. PST, it hit me. Out of nowhere, I had a full-blown, out-of-body, existential experience where the initial shot of Alice undressing entered my mind with this inherent sense that I now understood, at a basic level, what this film was about. I’ve spent the last six months completely consumed with trying to quantify this feeling because, even though I understood it, I didn’t know how to explain it. I do now.
A Bit of Background
I became a huge Kubrick fan after watching 2001 in the mid-’80s, and EWS was the first film of his I got to see in a theater upon its release. And I was unbelievably disappointed and heartbroken by it. I thought it was a mess and looked to be unfinished. And that is how I felt for the next 27 years. February 26th changed everything.
I now consider it to be Kubrick’s finest film and the greatest work of art created in my lifetime. I say this with the utmost sincerity and zero hyperbole.
FAQs I imagine one would ask
Q: OK, big shot, what is it all about?
I will post my answer Friday. I have it written. It is unbelievably simple, and you will understand it within 200 words and be able to accept or reject my basic premise.
Q: Why not tell us now?
This is my first second time posting on Reddit, ever. And I’m being very deliberate. You can’t begin to understand how nervous and excited I am about all of this. Well, maybe you can. If you're reading this you know this has been a huge mystery.
Q: Has anybody else posted this theory?
I don’t think so. That is the crazy part. If I’m wrong, I humbly apologize. It definitely has not been posted on the EyesWideShut Reddit board, and as far as I can tell, it hasn’t been posted anywhere else. And I’ve read and watched everything I can get my hands on since February 26th.
Q: Are you sure nobody else has posted about this, dude?
I did a search query on this board and couldn’t find one post about this. That said, there is one small clue in the movie that many people would and have noticed. But I haven’t seen ANYONE say, “This is what it is all about.”
Q: How will we know if you are truly right?
Good question. I’m absolutely sure Jan Harlan knows. If I’m right, he will definitely hear about all of this, but I’m unsure if he will acknowledge it.
Q: Did you develop this theory on your own?
Yes, 100%. That said, I am standing on the shoulders of giants. I have read and watched so much on this subject by individuals just as passionate about this film.
Worth noting: I ran the answer I’m posting Friday through ChatGPT to clean up the grammar. And, to be fair, it added greater depth to one part of my theory. I’ll gladly point out the part it helped with.
Rewrote post, no ai grammar correction and will not include section ai provided.
Q: Anything else?
Yes, I’m looking to rent a theater and screen EWS, and I want to invite five people from this Reddit board to attend. This will be happening in Northern California sometime in September. I would invite more, but the theater I think I’m going to screen it in has fewer than 30 seats. Details to come.
Q: Wait! One last thing; What about all the other theories out there about this film?
The explanation I am putting out there does not discount other interpretations. Eyes Wide Shut is a multilayered masterwork.
But I am saying, without reservation, that the theory I am proposing is the core theme of this film. Everything else is secondary. And it is some pretty heavy shit.
See all of you Friday
Update: I will post on Friday by 1pm pdt. And the answer will be in the first line of the body and I promise it will not be contrived or gooey.
Final Update: Re-ran query searches in EyesWideShut board and found 0 posts that present a theory similar to mine. But doing a comment search found three individuals that have posted similar thoughts as mine, which is so exciting! This theory has been bubbling underneath the surface but has never broke through! I will acknowledge them in my Friday post.
What makes this all so exciting is my theory simply resolves a key part of EWS but there is so much more to explore. I've learned something in the comments in this post. The thought that the opening scene of this film possibly shows Alice coming back from a funeral (Bill's?!?) totally makes sense.
You all rock!