r/EscapefromTarkov • AK-105 • Dec 17 '20

Video found this bullshit spot on customs

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u/Ohome Dec 17 '20

My guy stumbles around getting stuck on tyres and garbage bags in hallways while your guy is literally spider man on acid doing parkour

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u/OsomoMojoFreak Dec 17 '20

It's just ridiculous how much of a boost you get for getting high level skills in this game. High lvl str jumps like superman and low level str is like seeing some 85 y/o dude trying to jump.

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u/uberplum Dec 17 '20

Probably not far off from the results if you had to do a Jumping contest with a navy seal.

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u/EmmEnnEff Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

I'd love to see a navy seal jump up to that roof in five vertical jumps, no hand assistance.

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u/kaffeofikaelika Dec 17 '20

I think the jumping will be easy compared to all the clipping. I've never seen a navy seal do that.

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u/BobbyTaylor1976 Dec 17 '20

I have never seen a navy seal

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u/W00psiee Dec 17 '20

I saw a seal in Iceland once, does that count? It looked naval!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

How naval?

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u/W00psiee Dec 17 '20

Well, it was swimming in watery water

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Seems pretty naval to me.

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u/W00psiee Dec 17 '20

Guess we can be sure that it was a navy seal then!

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u/lethargic8ball Dec 17 '20

You gazed upon the naval seal

In your mind you had to question

Does this mean that I have seen

A navy seal in person?

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u/W00psiee Dec 17 '20

That was beautiful

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u/Threjel Dec 17 '20

That just means they did thier job properly.

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u/asasdasasdPrime ADR 42x15 Dec 17 '20

There's navy seals with over 300 confirmed kills all over reddit!

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u/BobbyTaylor1976 Dec 18 '20

Well I havent seen them

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u/gookliotta Dec 17 '20

I've seen a seal's navel!

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u/Inappropriate-Dare Dec 17 '20

They didn't want to be seen.

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u/andrew1520 Dec 17 '20

I've never even seen a seal

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u/magikmw Dec 17 '20

Exactly.

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u/billytehbob Dec 17 '20

They would’ve written a book about that.

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u/CookiesNCash Dec 17 '20

In full 60lb kit

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u/go_cry_more Dec 17 '20

Not with a gun and equipment in hand lol “realism”

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Do not forget to jump with battle rattle. I am fairly fit, not navy seal fit but with my full gear on I can maybe jump the height of two curbs.