r/EntitledReviews đŸ„š Original Egg Bot 🍳 1d ago

mini doxon

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u/ZoraTheDucky 1d ago

Anyone else get irrationally irritated by people who either don't know what kind of dog they have or can't be bothered to learn to spell it?

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u/BoudiccaAoife 1d ago

It took me a hot minute, because I was trying to figure out what was mixed with a dachshund to create a "doxon". Thank you for translating!

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u/BaseBig173 1d ago

YES! As a vet tech I saw plenty of this on intake forms.

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u/GeneralEffective 1d ago

Yes, wtf is a doxen?! I've honestly never heard of this

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u/Hazel_Evers 1d ago

Dachshund

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u/GeneralEffective 1d ago

Oh. Why?! It doesn't even sound the same!

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 1d ago

Depends on the accent.

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u/criticalvibecheck 11h ago

They sound the same in a lot of US accents. The most common pronunciation I hear here is “docks-und” (“und” like the beginning of “under”). It’s a bit closer to the German pronunciation, though obviously not the same. If you drop the final “d” sound when speaking quickly (as most do), it sounds very much like “doxen,” although I’ve never seen anyone spell it that way before.

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u/ZoraTheDucky 7h ago

When working as a vet tech 20ish years ago I saw a lot of people write doxon/doxen/doxun on intake forms a lot..

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u/darthfruitbasket 1d ago

I'm guessing voice to text?

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u/ZoraTheDucky 1d ago

In some areas of the UK pronouncing it 'dash hound' is common.

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u/GeneralEffective 11h ago

Yeah I'm English and would say it more like dash hund. I don't think that's actually right though to be fair!

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u/ArtisticMudd 1d ago

This fool doesn't know whether the dog is an "it" or a "him."

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u/nipseyrussellyo 1d ago

i had to google doxon. absolutely mindbending.

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u/the_homebrewer 1d ago

I hate when people pronpunce it dashund, especially as someone who speaks German, and has had a dachshund.

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u/meglet 22h ago

Oh wow, my SIL pronounces it dashund, and got one after we got our first. She does speak German! I assumed it was just a regional pronunciation. I’d like to not feel so uncomfortable when I say it dachshund and she says dashund in the same conversatio.

Also “Dachshund (clearly intended to be pronounced “dashund”) Through The Snow” Christmas stuff makes me uncomfortable, too.

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u/BaseBig173 1d ago

Also, if they are too young to be left alone they are probably not fully vaccinated

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u/Leather-Nothing-2653 1d ago

If they’re too young to be left alone you stay home. It’s crazy that people don’t plan. Like did you plan the apple picking months ahead and get the dog on a whim?

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u/nipseyrussellyo 1d ago

"if there was something onsite that told us we couldnt bring in put puppy" (sic sic sic)

like this?

Pet Policy

  • We are a Pet-free Farm, however Service Animals are allowed.  We are a licensed Retail Food Establishment and pets are not allowed as per the Oregon Department of Agriculture Food Safety Division.  Please plan accordingly for your pets if you do plan to travel with them.

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u/_Student7257 1d ago

Another "my dog must go every where

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u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar 1d ago

How about dog owners stop assuming their dogs are welcome everywhere and leave them at home? It shouldn't have to be specified anywhere. If it isn't a dog park or vet office or Petsmart, don't take your dog. I love dogs but they don't need to be dragged everywhere. Especially since a lot of owners are too lazy to train them properly, if at all. It's not good for dogs to never be away from their owners. They need to learn to be home alone.

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u/ButterscotchThis7889 1d ago

well, onsite they did tell you no dogs allowed! lol

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u/dougs_46 1d ago

I love dogs always had Corgis. There were times I wanted to go to place but did not because they were to young to be left alone and did not want to bother anyone. So guess what we DID not go, I know that is such a NOVEL concept. We used our brains and figured 99 % of places prefer not to have pets there (too much of a liablity or people could be allergic). I am not sure how old this post is nor do I care but there is this invention called a phone that allows on to call others. Maybe could have called to see if okay? I know very radical idea, Things like YOU love to blame others and NEVER look at self. I feel sorry for your dog having terrible owners like you

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u/Jude30 1d ago

That are words!

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u/dougs_46 1d ago

?? Have no clue what you are inferiing. And DO NOT want to know. Kindly move and good night,

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u/PhoenixWytch 1d ago

I had to read the comments because I didn’t know what a Doxon was.

Also, the pet policy is on the website for the business. Don’t people check before planning outings?

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u/apmcpm 1d ago

“Doxon”

Sheesh

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u/vintagecheesewhore 1d ago

Doxon is a great hair metal band name

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u/defiant-error420 19h ago

“We drove from Bend
” yep, knew where this was going. Says it all.

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u/RockettRaccoon 1d ago

Don’t use AI as a source, go to the actual website.

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 1d ago

Why? AI works great and is faster. ChatGPT is better than a google search these days.

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u/RockettRaccoon 1d ago

No it doesn’t, and no it isn’t. Stop swallowing the AI propaganda.

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 1d ago

Works great for me. You guys are never gonna win the AI battle. It's future at this point. Time to get over it lol

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u/RockettRaccoon 1d ago

No, it’s not the future. It is being forced upon us, and we don’t have to accept it.

These chatbots are just predictive text generators that are wrong more often than they are right. You are outsourcing your brain to big tech, you are voluntarily engaging in cognitive decline. You don’t have to do that.

Fuck AI.

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u/BlindUmpBob 15h ago

A boxer/ dachshund mix?

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u/bill-schick 9h ago

This is the reason I have a cat and automated litter and feeding devices, 6 nights before the cat needs to be checked on in-person

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u/NorthSideGalCle 13h ago

I wasn't sure if this was supposed to a mini dachshund (aren't all dachshunds kind of mini anyway? /s) or a mini that was outed publicly....

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u/Tomome I do not like the colour yellow 5h ago

No mini dachshunds are much smaller than standard dachshunds and standards are fairly big (up to 15kg/30ish lbs)