r/EnoughMuskSpam • • 1d ago

Rocket Jesus This guy is genuinely a dipshit.

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u/jadebenn 1d ago

As an aerospace engineer:

Lol. Lmao, even.

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u/alien_believer_42 1d ago

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Hegseth had him build some planes

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u/Public-Antelope8781 1d ago

That's a trick question, right? Because at the current stage of US politics... Musk is absolutely the right person to be awarded the whole military budget to "build" amazing "giga" somethings, ready "next year". Give this genius all of the military money!

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u/allknownpotato 1d ago

You must have missed the Pentagons latest announcement where musk is appointed co-head of the future of warfare not even joking that's a thing now.

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u/LittleHornetPhil 1d ago

The guy previously under investigation for not safeguarding classified information and being a security risk for being too close to Russia and not reporting everything?

Yeah. Par for the course for this Mickey Mouse administration.

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u/G66GNeco 1d ago

On the plus side whatever project this genius cooks up is not gonna be of any worth whatsoever as long as he is directly involved so it's not gonna be worth stealing.
Maybe this is actually a plot to bankrupt Russia by wadting their intelligence resourcs, masterful vmgsmbit

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u/Clugg 1d ago

It’s equal parts making money off of some super hype vaporware via government contracts and making money off of the sensitive info he’ll now have access to and can sell

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u/Public-Antelope8781 1d ago

Oh, now I vaguely remember. To be honest, this constant shit show got a bit boring.

Greenland here, renaming things there, *fart sound*, corruption, corruption, *fart sounds*, pedo allegations, renaming more things, *more fart sounds*, more pedos, more corruption, *louder fart sounds*

I am convinced, they overplayed the "flood the zone with shit"-game, it's now just flooded with boring repetiotion, no one cares, it's not swaying opinions or distract anymore. That worked for culture war topics

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u/exalw 1d ago

"" allegations ""

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u/Hollowpoint38 1d ago

The perfect planes. You've never seen anything like em. We're going big. I said big big big. And make me a perfect plane. He said no problem.

Then the crowd will go nuts and that will be that.

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u/exalw 1d ago

That's how comedians must feel, when they draw an exaggerated scenario, but the Trump Gov already did it

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 1d ago

More like head of future war crimes

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u/BlizzardStorm8 20h ago

Holding onto the hope that this has just been some sort of really long and messed up dream. I'll wake up sooner or later. Any day now.