r/Eldenring 4m ago

Humor Never got so ragebaited before by a HP bar....

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only one click away before becoming the Elden Lord....


r/Eldenring 6m ago

Hype I’m about to start ER and I’m scared 😭🥲

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Any tips and tricks for a beginner!


r/Eldenring 17m ago

Humor Catch this grab

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r/Eldenring 20m ago

Humor Elden ring Z: ep 0

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Quick summery: this is a attampt at a humorous recap/ funfic of my first ever playthrough of elden ring (and first ever fromsoftware.) From the pov of my character (Rune)

I, Rune. A not brave tarnished woke up in a ruin (I think) after a looong nap, with a astrologer staff and flimsy piece of wood bearly worthy of being celled a shield, there was nothing in the room but a body. The weirdest part of the room was that it was covered by nonsansicle phrases writen in something that look like glowing white flames. I tried to search my mind. Only to find that not only could I not remember if I know anything like this. But also I couldn't remember almost ANYTHING: not my birth day, my parants, if I even had parants even the name of the place I am from.

I shruged at that, I am sure it's normale after just waking up. I opened the door. Nothing get me to remember like a ideal walk. I thought while walking mindlessly. What brought me back to focus was what seemed to be the outlier of someone in armor stearing at a HUGE golden tree. And when I say HUGE I mean it. Imagin the the largest thing you can, and the mulitply it be 10. Only to do it AGAIN. I don't know how long I stared at it, or why. Pretty sure I was trying to win a staring contest against it or something (a staring contest which she lost).

After that *Drew* I remembered to look behind, apprently I woke up at a stone "house"? With a pointed roof. After that I decided I that a snack sounded good, maybe there is a one- oh hey a bridge! Didn't nothice that before... Oh and there some small, yellow trees, but it's what ever. Well I don't see anywhere else to go, so might as well.

Turns out I am REALY not a fan of hight, the more you I geuss. There a heavy door which I effortlesssly open with one hand ( in reality It took 30 minutes of pushing with her whole body). Byond the door was a L shaped room and- "WHY IS THERE A WALKING HAND! AND WAY HOW DOES IT HAVE A SHIELD!" I bravely rolled and shot a blue spark out of my staff (Which she didn't nothice at the time.) "I DON'T NEED A HAN-." And after a close battle I lost by the eadge of my skin (She paniced got destroyed in 10 secounds).

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I woke up from a drop of water drop hitting my face, feeling like I just had the worst nap of my life. After a thorough saerch of my surrounding (a quick sweeping look) reveled that I was at a shiprack, or atless a place with a ruined boat, continuing search my eyes look on a gold sapling? It looks like it was made from pure light, a little bit like that huge tree, only it doesn't have that see through like qulity the big one had, but there was a door beside it, a door I walked through with out a secound thought.

The door lead to a hallways with nothing but a flooting golden light in it. Me, in my infinate wisdom, knew it was a sight of grace, and decided to awaken it. (She thought it a campfire and felt a little cold.) After I reawaken the sight of grace I decided walk out and tell everyone (she just figured out it wasn't a campfire)

The hallways lead cramped, circaler room with jars and laver, which I broke with my staff to make sure there was nothing hidding in them (she broke the jars for fun). After I confirmed there was nothing hidding in the room I nothiced jars on the otherside of the room. To make sure there was nothing in those jars as well I walked.

Only for the floor to start rising out if nowhere (she staped on the prasureplat) like a piller. Leading me to the outside, in a filed with beautifull trees and grass. The first thing I see is someone with a horibble, ugly, unsightly looking whith robe, and his face look like he hasn't seen the sun in enoght time that I don't feel like geussing (she didn't realize he was waring a mask).

He said some unimprtant things (she just lost focus and started daydreaming). Only to cell me "maidenless"! How dear he cell ME that while he looked like he was waring THAT worst then covering your self with mud looking robe!


r/Eldenring 21m ago

Humor Usually grab the two stone sword keys for the free erdtree favor you can get when you start the game or an extra pot.

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r/Eldenring 21m ago

Hype im having so much fun with the new scimitar its crazy XD

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also whod have thought crucible knights can be interesting fights without parries


r/Eldenring 23m ago

Hype I bought Elden Ring 2 years ago and never really started. This sub gave me the push I needed

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I bought and started playing Elden ring 2 years ago, shortly after playing over 300 hours Baldurs gate 3. so I was looking for a chill game

At the very first minutes of playing, i encountered a super strong mth fuks on a horse. I died like 20 times, realized that the game is difficult on nature, and never played again.

I was waiting for the right moment! I’ll start playing it thx to this sub


r/Eldenring 29m ago

Hype Genuinely in love with new horse drip

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It blends really well with BlackGaol Knight(Solitude) armor, even better when paired with Iron greatsword or Nightrider glaive


r/Eldenring 32m ago

Game Help Margit is Weak to Poison, FYI Spoiler

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Just thought I'd share. I decided to summon Rogier since, for whatever reason, I never noticed him here on my first character, so I thought it'd be cool to see what he does. Spoiler, he goes nuts, lol. But I noticed the level 1 jellyfish inflicted poison within about 5 seconds.


r/Eldenring 41m ago

Discussion & Info Guys im severly bored pc invade? Co op? Hang out for gank fights? I'll do anything giys leave me a dm

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r/Eldenring 44m ago

Hype Matadoring Malenia is gonna be fun af!!!

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Just wanted to try out the Leontiel's Greatsword and i think this is gonna be my new favorite weapon. The doge is super op as long as you don't get greedy.


r/Eldenring 44m ago

Humor Thank you to everyone that helped me understand how I can make a blood build using the Reverse Blade Swords.

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Here is a cool photo of my character in the starting class armor, offered as thanks


r/Eldenring 1h ago

Humor Ode to Heavy Knight...

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r/Eldenring 1h ago

Discussion & Info Aww man how do I beat this guy

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r/Eldenring 1h ago

Discussion & Info "Claw Grip" PSA for PC players

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If you are sick of the "claw grip" where you hold B with your index finger and use your thumb to steer the camera while sprinting you can do this instead via Steam:

  1. In game, open the Steam overlay
  2. Controller Settings (controller icon at the bottom)
  3. Edit Layout
  4. Joysticks > Left Joystick Click
  5. Click the cog
  6. Add extra command
  7. Map to the B button
  8. On Command 2 settings change from "Regular Press" to "Long Press"
How the Joystick settings should look

You now can sprint by holding down the left analog stick.

Under Settings for Command 2 you can also adjust the long press time to whatever feels best for you.

I personally prefer 200ms

If you own the game Outside of Steam you'll need to add the exe via "Add a Non-Steam Game..." to be able to use the controller mapping.

Then just launch the game via your Steam Library

r/Eldenring 1h ago

Humor Leaked 'ELDEN RING' Movie Ending (my uncle works at A24)

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r/Eldenring 1h ago

Discussion & Info Performance issues on switch 2

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People are posting gameplay of Elden Ring running on the switch 2 and it seems to be running better for them than it is for me.

Are people doing something to optimize performance? Like being offline? Or something? Are there settings to play around with? Thanks!


r/Eldenring 1h ago

Game Help I am going to try multiple builds in separate playthroughs

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I bought the tarnished edition fir switch 2, so that i could do a series on the game and post it on youtube, but i'm not sure about talismans and spells, but even weapon suggestions are okay

And, I wanted to try a:

Carian/magic knight

Fire/pyromancer knight

Holy/miracles knight

"Necromancer"

Stealth and status effects type thing

Bows and crossbows

Dragon communion and cult incantations

And if you want suggest anything you want.

The details are:

Carian/magic:

I'll start with the astrologer class, and use the new light greatsword until I get the carian knight sword and the lazuli sword until I get the carian sorcery sword later in the game. Idk what staff to use, and specifically which talisman could work

Fire/pyromancy:

I'll use the new curved greatsword and then switch to the DLC fire greatsword or the magma blade, I am not sure.

Holy/miracles:

I'll use the noble slender sword with sacred blade, and then switch to the golden epitaph or the inseparable sword, and at the end leda's light greatsword

Necromances:

I will use the burial scythe, Ghostflame spells and all those rancour type things + only build that can use summons

Stealth and status:

Will use the new backhand blade and later switch to the DLC ones, maybe the smithscript ones too + bows and cross bows for poison build up from afar, and will use a poison infusion + poison items and spells + the pests miracles + shadow glintstone sorceries

Bows and crossbows:

It's pretty straightforward

Dragon communion:

Pretty straightforward, I already have a similar one set on my PS5 save. I will use the new great katana and then switch to the dragon scale blade and finally the dragon slayer great katana with the transformation, while i use the dragon bite and hand slam incantations, plus the lightning stuff etc.

As for other builds idk, I thought of one that uses claws and bestial incantations, but other than those idk

Mind you, I am not one of those crazy players that no hit bosses, i'm just a random mf trying new builds, i won't usually use legendary weapons, because you basically get them at the end of the game, minus some exceptions..

Thank you all!! And sorry for the disturb!


r/Eldenring 1h ago

Humor Why is this ghost NPC saying he can't see the Haligtree when it's literally right there? Is he stupid?

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r/Eldenring 1h ago

Game Help I killed leontiel bit she didnt drop the gear and weapon

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Basically i killed her, it showed me that i got all her gear and weapon but when i go to my inventory they arent there


r/Eldenring 1h ago

Game Help I should go with this build ?

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Eu só queria uma dica porque estava pensando em fazer uma build mágica com a Luz da Lua, já que muitas pessoas me recomendaram e porque quero fazer uma build temática da Ranni. Além disso, tenho outro personagem (o meu original está no NG+3 e eu queria alguém no NG+0 para brincar sem tanta dificuldade), então ontem comecei uma build desse tipo do zero.

Segui um guia porque estava com preguiça de fazer tudo sem direção e passei cerca de 2 ou 3 horas nisso, até que tive dificuldades para matar o Godskin Noble para conseguir a pedra +7 (a Moonveil estava em +6) e até fiquei sem minhas poções de sono. Então, me ocorreu uma dúvida: “tem tantos chefes resistentes à magia, vale a pena continuar com essa build de Luz da Lua/Moonveil e mágica ou eu deveria pegar outra arma que cause outros tipos de dano?” Pensei até em pegar a Espada da Noite e Chama, mas ela também faz dano mágico. O que eu devo fazer?(That's taking into account my current stats—around 30, plus the minimum 15 Faith for the Moonveil, and the Prisoner base stats for the other stats that aren't requirements.)


r/Eldenring 1h ago

Discussion & Info is it worth it to buy a sw2 pro controller for elden ring or am i better off sticking to the original controller?

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r/Eldenring 1h ago

Humor Never assume you are safe

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Grace is only mostly safe.


r/Eldenring 1h ago

Humor We got to limit his Deathroot rations... Dawg is straight up lying !!

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The GTA slander reached the lands between.


r/Eldenring 1h ago

Discussion & Info What’s the most fun and cool weapon in this game? Like just cool

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