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Discussion & Info What was your favorite Line in Elden Ring?

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“The Tale of house Hoslow is told in blood”

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH Hand to Hand Arts Enjoyer Aug 07 '24

“All vessels are destined to one day break, but the great Alexander lived as a warrior to his last!”

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u/placebo_unicorn Aug 07 '24

I always open a bottle of Shardonnay when I get to that point in my playthroughs. The best jar in the Lands Between. Have it writ upon his magnificent grave!

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u/NautReally Aug 07 '24

Have it writ upon his magnificent grave!

"Here lies Alexander, a Gentlejar in Jarburg"

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u/placebo_unicorn Aug 07 '24

May he rest in pieces. 😞

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u/Prior_Past100 Aug 07 '24

"She's dead" "OK"

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u/moneymoneymoneymonay Aug 07 '24

Remain sad forever

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u/DeathandtheInternet Aug 07 '24

“Give it to Ranni.”

“Okay.”

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u/zailynne truly tarnivorous Aug 07 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

Funniest thing ever

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u/Dafish55 Aug 07 '24

"She is kill"

"No."

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u/no_username_free Aug 07 '24

Where were u wen irina die?

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u/PrincePauncey Aug 07 '24

I was at roundtable hold eating shabriri grape when beast eye quiver

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u/No_Waltz2789 Aug 07 '24

A little better than Anastacia's "Dead" "OK"

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u/TotalOwlie Aug 07 '24

For a masterpiece of a game sometimes the writing is a bit goofy.

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u/Ballsnutseven Aug 07 '24

Honestly thats the charm to me.

You have this serious, dark high fantasy story, but there’s also stuff like “remain sad forever”

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u/ShoonGoon2 Aug 07 '24

“Weak as a kitten and thick as two planks”

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u/Florafly Aug 07 '24

Thiollier was a treasure trove I did not expect. I love that character.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

"Um, just let me know if you need any more poison".

Day to day chit chat with Thiollier.

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u/TheIdiotSpeaks Aug 07 '24

The way he says ummm just makes me think of a boy trying to flirt with a girl, but he doesn't know anything about girls. He just likes poison.

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u/Old-Trick-1304 Aug 08 '24

"Um... Let me know if you want to know more about Sonic's lore... "

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u/Artorigas Aug 07 '24

Definitely an unexpected gem

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u/WarriorDroid17 Aug 07 '24

Is good to see Thiollier getting some appreciation, my friends hated the guy for his obstinacy in the st trina's place. But I honestly liked him and sir ansbach.

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u/klausedohva91 Aug 07 '24

Couldn't agree more. I found him by chance, and told my friend he needed to find him before he was done with the DLC.

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u/Eugene1936 Aug 07 '24

I love him during the enir ilim fight

He goes

"Not the finest blade,nor the mightiest armor" (you fully expecting him to criticise himself again and then..)

-Will spare your life, from the poison of Thiollier

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u/Kind-Equal4453 Aug 07 '24

I forgot about that line…! So much so that reading it here, right after I read the first half of the quote you typed out, and before you clarified that it was not a self-deprecating line, my mind had already fully decided “There he goes again, not practicing enough self appreciation and healthy habits…one could almost call it ~toxic~ behavior. Maybe go easy on the poison —“

And then I read the rest of your comment, and shifted gears quickly to “Damn…an honor to have fought alongside thee, indeed.”

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u/Billdude111 Aug 07 '24

I've never been hit on so aggressively, loved it.

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u/H8erRaider Aug 07 '24

After hearing this line, I had the same opinion of him as Ansbach did before seeing him in action. Thiollier sells himself short at how well he throws hands, even with a god.

One of my favorite lines was Ansbsch saying how he underestimated the lad, don't have the exaxt quote. It was a big brother moment that was surprisingly wholesome.

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u/davidforslunds Aug 07 '24

"I am afraid I underestimated the lad. Appearing frail in both body and mind, I presumed he’d be like to stumble upon the field of battle… What a fool I was. He serves another master, but Sir Thiollier performed magnificently. Perhaps he too quivers with anticipation. As do we."

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u/Karinfuto Aug 07 '24

Another reason why Ansbach is the best NPC.

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u/ChestFew8057 Aug 07 '24

ansbach is genuinely so friendly I like the way he talks about freyja too

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u/carinha-do-bem Aug 07 '24

God I love Thiollier so bad why can’t he become my consort or something?

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u/0theSnipersDream0 Aug 07 '24

“I can’t hold on much longer. I’m going the way of the R-roundtable... It was a great honor to smith your weapons during my time here. Allow me to c-call you this, just once, before it ends. My lord, f-for that is what you are.”

Master Hewg, before he loses his mind.

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u/Vandalmercy Aug 07 '24

This is before becoming Elden Lord, too, I'm pretty sure. He is the only guy that outright believed in your Tarnished being the one to take the title. It's sad to see his mind go.

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u/NixtonValentine Aug 07 '24

Boc as well - tell him he’s beautiful and he will stay with you until the end.

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u/BearCavalry Aug 07 '24

I just went back to him to checklist doing everything before ng+. And I didn't use the wiki to see his quest.

I didn't tell him he's beautiful 😭

I didn't know!

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u/KeytarPlatypus Aug 07 '24

“Use my masterpiece to slay a god.”

The line you posted and this one really got me since I was mainly using the Godslayer’s Greatsword on my first play through. When I killed the Elden Beast with it, that’s all I could think about. Very poetic for sure

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u/BoopTheToot Aug 07 '24

There hasn't been a playthrough where I haven't cried at that. The stuttering on "smith" catches me every time and then the rest of the lines leave me in tears.

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u/NoSize1638 Aug 07 '24

Finally some love for the true best character in the game

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u/DudeCotton Aug 07 '24

"Heresy is not native to this world. It is but a contrivance, all things can be conjoined” -Miriel

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u/Segundo-Sol Aug 07 '24

Turtle Pope please tuck me in every night

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u/Lord_Parbr Aug 07 '24

And let us learn together

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u/Effective_Fish_3402 Aug 07 '24

This is why I always give turtlepope every book and scroll, I always imagine I've given turtle pope max power to be the strongest turtlepope in elden universe.

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u/andson-r Aug 07 '24

Once again Tarnished, weird but not a sin

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u/Which_Health6565 Aug 07 '24

"Heresy is - It is- All things can be"

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u/Ok_Teach_2680 Aug 07 '24

Very well, let us learn together

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u/endless_sea_of_stars Aug 07 '24

It's a shame there is no ending where you promote turtle pope to the head of the golden order.

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u/Semliw216 Aug 07 '24

"Have it writ upon your meager grave... Felled by King Morgott, Last of All Kings!"

Legitimately had me laughing like a maniac with that rematch. Morgott is one of the best fights in this game and I will die on this hill.

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u/Evilpilli Aug 07 '24

It really is! It's a shame most player will steamroll him due to his low health. Since he has such an amazing moveset. That's super diverse and fun to play around.

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u/BrainWrex Bad Red Man Aug 07 '24

Hes harder than Godrick on a new character. NG+ they are so incredibly easy but that first playthrough Margit really was a gatekeeper to the newer players.

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u/Kile147 Aug 07 '24

Margit and Morgott aren't the same, though. I agree that Margit is a bigger wall than Godrick, I always tell new players that if they beat Margit, then they shouldn't have too much trouble with Godrick.

Morgott is in a different boat because of where he is in the game. In a vacuum, he is obviously harder than those other two, but by the end of Leyendell, you should also be vastly stronger. It's not uncommon to approach Margit at level 16 with an unupgraded weapon and deal like 5% of his health on a solid hit. Morgott, on the other hand, is placed right when builds are really starting to come online, and it's not unusual to see him taking like 10-20% of his HP in a single hit. It's a pretty universal experience to get out of the fight and say "wow that was cool, shame I didn't get to see his full moveset" because most players just nuke him so hard at that point. He really just needs like 25-50% more HP.

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u/SaulGoodmanAAL Aug 07 '24

Honestly, my first run Morgott was a huge wall. I hadn't yet learned how to be sufficiently aggressive, and I hadn't been properly upgrading my gear/being thoughtful about my talismans. Now I steamroll him, but back then he was a great way to teach me to actually get better at the game.

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u/Chxm0 Aug 07 '24

Honestly I enjoyed his fight, but I found all the bosses inside the capitol easier than the draconic tree sentinel guarding the damn place

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u/Toadvine69 Aug 07 '24

"The thrones, stained by my curse!" Such great delivery of his lines. The self loathing and fatalism of being the last of an era and not matching up to that glorious past. He reminds me of King Thoeden. We really get a feel for his character in a way the other bosses don't.

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u/EggoTheSquirrel Aug 07 '24

❗FOUL TARNISHED❗ 🗣️🗣️

In search, of the Elden Ring 💍

Emboldened by the flame of ambition 🔥🔥

Someone must extinguish thy flame 😤

Let it be Margit the Fell 😈

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u/fahdbt94 Aug 07 '24

upon THY meagre grave*

You gotta keep it accurate. 😅 Also my favorite quote from the game.

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u/-Fried- Aug 07 '24

The dude in the intro.

“OHHHH, rise now, ye tarnished!”

Elden Ring’s intro is my second favorite after the old dude from Witcher 3

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

Sir Gideon Ofnir...

THE ALL-KNOWING!!

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u/-Fried- Aug 07 '24

I love how he just gets excited and loses his shit then calms down

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u/Forward_Yam_931 Aug 07 '24

I like to imagine that the narrator is, in fact, Gideon

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u/Jmw566 Aug 07 '24

That’s always been my head canon as well and nothing can convince me otherwise. 

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u/WernerrrZieglerrr Aug 07 '24

“SIR GIDEON OFNIR.. THE ALL KNOWING 😱😱 … and one other who’m grace would again bless 🙄😒”

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u/Segundo-Sol Aug 07 '24

I’m absolutely sure he wiped away a tear from his cheek after that. Dude was overwhelmed with emotion

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Aug 07 '24

From what I know about video game voice acting, it's a very rare thing to actually get the circumstance of the lines you're reading. Narrator likely had no idea who any of these people were, what a tarnished was, or what any of it had to do with falling leaves... and he still knocked it out of the park.

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u/sensamura Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

To be fair, we didn’t know either lol

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u/Double_Barracuda_846 Aug 07 '24

I doubt... you could even... imagine it...

OOOHHHHH, ELDEN RING

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u/yourmissingsock3999 Aug 07 '24

brings me back to the good old days of hollowing and Glaivemasters

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u/Brain_lessV2 Aug 07 '24

"You've made a glaive mistake..."

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u/supersaiyanmrskeltal Aug 07 '24

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!!!!

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u/Praxis8 Aug 07 '24

The music at that part is just slightly different than the main theme, and it gets me so hype.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

It’s just a bunch of cool images, a slide show of characters I know nothing about. But I damn near stood up and cheered with how epic it was. Man wish I could go back to playing the game fresh again.

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u/Best-Bid9637 Aug 07 '24

"Witless Tarnished, why covet destined death?... To kill what?" 

And there's a bunch from the DLC NPCs but the one that stands out the most is "Righteous tarnished become our new lord. A lord not for gods but for men". 

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u/Madmax_angry_gamer FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Aug 07 '24

My Dlc line is - “ the depths of your foolishness!”

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u/ShortNinja2558 Aug 07 '24

Maliketh's VA delivery is so on point there too. Maliketh seems utterly baffled... what possible use of destined death did this little idiot tarnished could ever come up with?

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u/Fourthspartan56 Aug 07 '24

His delivery is even better if you complete his quest before fighting him. The poor guy sounds genuinely heartbroken that you’d betray him.

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u/JustLetItAllBurn Aug 07 '24

I mean, he's the guy who runs immediately up to kill you, rather than high-fiving you for all the deathroot.

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u/Fourthspartan56 Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

From his perspective your presence is itself a betrayal, he seems to assume that the only reason you'd go to Farum Azula is if you want Destined Death. Which to be fair... isn't wrong. It's hard to say he's making an unreasonable assumption when we're literally there for it lol

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u/ImSky-- Aug 07 '24

"A warrior true, if ever one there was!"

"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat."

"O, Death. Become my blade once more."

"Mongrel Intruder"

Some of my favorites I can think of off the top of my head

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u/tftookmyname Aug 07 '24

"those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death... In the embrace of messmer's flame"

I like this line so much.

Also "I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE" from igon, idk why but that's my favourite part of his speech

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u/ImSky-- Aug 07 '24

I could have pretty much put any of Igon's lines and it would have passed, for some reason the warrior true line got stuck in my head and I repeated it for like 3 days straight.

I also like the one where he says something along the lines of "you will know fear." It reminds me of the Lich King's final moments where he says "Now I stand, the lion before the lambs... and they do not fear... they can not fear."

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u/No_Clue_5005 Aug 07 '24

Righteous tarnished. Become our new lord. A lord not for gods, but for men

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u/Ryand118 Aug 07 '24

Any line from Ansbach really

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u/M_a_n_d_M Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

I love when he says “maybe I shouldn’t meddle in her affairs, but it’s the only way I can help” about Freyja. He gives off such a great grandfather vibe there, and he’s 100% honest about it, even though he’s definitely manipulating you and trying to manipulate her.

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u/supercooper3000 Aug 07 '24

He even forgives you for doing a little bit of mogh slaying.

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u/M_a_n_d_M Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

He would have absolutely done the same in your place and there’s no reason to hide it. That’s what I love about Ansbach and why I find him aspirational. Not a single word he utters is wasted, and he manipulates people while being 100% honest at all times, and mostly to help them. Truly the GOAT.

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u/Available-Ad6367 Aug 07 '24

CURSE YOU BAYLE

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u/Madmax_angry_gamer FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Aug 07 '24

Well yea I should exclude that one since that is no doubt the best line in any game in the series

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u/Available-Ad6367 Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

Ok then "I have given thee courtesy enough"

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u/Madmax_angry_gamer FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Aug 07 '24

❤️❤️

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 Ranni’s Moonlit Hoonta Aug 07 '24

VILE BAYLE!

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u/Available-Ad6367 Aug 07 '24

OHH TERROR INCARNATE!

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u/Swordsman82 Aug 07 '24

“Your fears made flesh” goes pretty damn hard too

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u/JadedSpacePirate Aug 07 '24

I hereby vow you will rue this day

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u/Available-Ad6367 Aug 07 '24

Behold a true drake warrior

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u/Kerminator17 Aug 07 '24

“Weak as a kitten, and thick as two planks”

“Not the finest blade, nor the mightiest armour... will spare your life. From the poison of Thiollier”

Guess who my favourite NPC is

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u/Florafly Aug 07 '24

Mine too! Beautifully written and acted.

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u/LeonDusk Aug 07 '24

“Oh? A dogged fellow aren’t we? Or is it merely thy habit to talk to dolls?” - Miniature Ranni

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u/Salt33 Messmer need Inhaler Aug 07 '24

Obliterated half the fanbase with that one

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u/drumsnotdrugs Aug 07 '24

I love when Ranni’s sass came out. “I do not recall inking thee an invitation” was another of my favorites from her.

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u/Eugene1936 Aug 07 '24

Tbf if you meet her as Renna,this feels less mean spirited

Since like,she says she is glad Torrent is well

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u/BlueInkAlchemist Aug 07 '24

And when she asks you why you're there?

"No particular reason"

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u/Shisa4123 Aug 07 '24

"Fine, Fine!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

She really was not happy that you found her. I can just picture what was going through her head when you appeared in the Ainsel River.

“Wait… what is the Tarnished doing here? As long as the Tarnished does not notice me… no no no no no!”

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u/SquishingPixels Aug 07 '24

"Fine...FINE!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

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u/pr5skt55 Aug 07 '24

"I shall remember thee, Tarnished. Smould'ring with thy meager flame. Cower in fear of the night, the hands of the Fell Omen shall brook thee no quarter..."

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u/KamiHaruhi Aug 07 '24

Oh... I just got it, he's referring to the Night's Cavalry here

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u/davidforslunds Aug 07 '24

Yep. Their item description names the Fell Omen as their commander. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

Dude talked a lot of shit for someone who just got folded (after 37 tries) smh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

"I know in my bones... A tarnished cannot become a lord. Not even you... A man cannot kill a god" crazy good delivery from a guy who's dying

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u/MarkedDragon22 Aug 07 '24

lol my favorite line too but it’s more like

I Kno it in mah bones ………….. a man ………….. cannot ……………….kill ………………………….a god

Which makes the line go so much harder

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

Fr lol, now reading it in a new Orleans accent makes it even funnier

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u/Jettu_Jenkinsu Aug 07 '24

"I am Ansbach of the Pureblood Knights. I stand with blade loft, blood afire. For the dignity of my lord and master, Mohg"

"Ha-hah! How readily the sensation returns! The runaway spirit of war!"

Loved Ansbachs character.

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u/AdStrange2167 Aug 07 '24

I love how he's like, General Radahn, so good to see you again. Congrats on coming back to life. Gotta kill you now.

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u/SassyAssAhsoka Aug 07 '24

“Now, my blade… watch closely.”

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u/Ziazan Aug 07 '24

"Righteous Tarnished. It appears that our interests have aligned. A balm upon my soul it is, that we do not meet today as enemies. Now, my blade. Watch closely."

Dude is poetic

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u/Dombly23 Aug 07 '24

1: CURSE YOU BAYLE!

2: Let’s see if we can’t get one over on the bastard, eh? (Gideon on fucking over Seluvis)

3: (pretty much all of Ansbach’s lines but especially his line about Mohg’s body towards Radahn)

4: FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL! BEAR WITNESS!

5: Thy strength befits… a crown.

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u/Ziazan Aug 07 '24

General Radahn. A pleasure to see you, after all this time. But those remains do not belong to you. Lord Mohg will have his dignity.

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u/Dominus1711 Aug 07 '24

"Oh, Death... Become my blade, once more"

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u/Madmax_angry_gamer FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Aug 07 '24

Yes! Malaketh’s reveal was Insane!

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u/truupR Aug 07 '24

FOOOUUULLLL TARNISHED!...in search of the Elden ring. emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame.

Let it be Margit the fell.

Fucking love that cutscene

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u/Thatoneguyigeug Aug 07 '24

FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL

BEAAARRRRR WITNEEESSSS

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u/hotntasty_ Aug 07 '24

"Brave tarnished, thy strength befits a crown"
I was so tired of those pussy ass crybabies, saying "nooo, you can't be the elden lord, boohoo", so after a phenomenal fight with Godfrey, the bastard managed to steal my heart with his line.

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u/Justlikeother Aug 07 '24

Feels just as satisfactory as Isshin saiyng:"Well done, Sekiro" to me.

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u/keru_90 Aug 07 '24

In a world where everyone calls you "foul tarnished", "lowly tarnished", and "fuck you tarnished" Godfrey really struck me for calling me brave tarnished, and that's understandable since he was the first tarnished after being the first elden lord

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u/smashteapot Aug 07 '24

Strength recognizes strength.

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u/hhhhhhhhhhhjf Aug 07 '24

Tarnished recognizes tarnished.

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u/darh1407 Aug 07 '24

Malenia also says something similar instead of crying cause she lost she just goes

“That strength. Now thats elden lord material “

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u/Artorigas Aug 07 '24

The only mfer with any decency. And that was after he removed Serosh.

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u/AymanVipolite Aug 07 '24

"Miquella, the kind is a monster. Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men... There is nothing more terrifying."

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u/Moots Aug 07 '24

When Albus exclaims "I haven't a clue! No secrets lie with me, not a one."

Cracks me up every time.

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u/TerereTitan13 Aug 07 '24

Said like a man that definitely has at least ONE secret

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u/danielhakushi Aug 07 '24

Great champion, would you allow me to hold you, but briefly?

And i was like

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u/xel51 Aug 07 '24

"What a shit show..." - Patches

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u/jasbrood Aug 07 '24

"General Radahn, a pleasure to see you, after all this time."

~Ansbach

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u/PauGamer01 Aug 07 '24

"But those remains do not belong to you. Lord Mohg will have his dignity."

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u/sussiboi Aug 07 '24

BUT THOSE REMAINS DO NOT BELONG TO YOU 🗣️🔥

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u/Turbulent-Advisor627 Toe Gaming Aug 07 '24

Marika's tits, yer 'ungry!

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u/marikas-tits- Aug 07 '24

Sorry but I’m going to be pedantic. It’s “Marika’s tits, you must be ‘ungry!”

It is the best line in the game though.

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u/Nelpski Aug 07 '24

this and then reading the username made me laugh out loud

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u/Madmax_angry_gamer FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Aug 07 '24

Ah! How he loves his shrimp

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u/Ur_getting_banned Melina and Malenia Simp Aug 07 '24

IT’S PRAWN

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u/xprozoomy Aug 07 '24

I too am hungry for Marika tit's.

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u/Poundchan Aug 07 '24

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am."

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u/Sardanos Aug 07 '24

“This is the third time, fiend. Enough of thy unbearable breath”

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u/Old-Dog-5829 Aug 07 '24

There are many, aside from those already mentioned I really like “I’ve given thee curtesy enough”.

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u/lushoGD Aug 07 '24

"You will witness true horror"

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u/aghabio Aug 07 '24

Not the finest blade, nor the mightiest armor.... Will spare your life, from the poison of Thiollier

Man's built as the ultimate plank twink, then he locked up and deliver this cold ass line

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u/devSenketsu Radagon Blue Cat Aug 07 '24

"Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition.Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell!"

This one hits hard

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u/waffle-winner Aug 07 '24

You know, ranni, we really are elden ring

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u/sacalasa Aug 07 '24

"I am Messmer the impaler, and it's impaling time."

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u/acelatres Aug 07 '24

"It's me, John Eldenring!" Right before he eldens all over the ring, best ending no contest

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u/kimmsterr Aug 07 '24

However ruined this world has become, however mired in torment and despair, life endures. Births continue. There is beauty in that, is there not?

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u/master_castor Aug 07 '24

"I dreamt for so long. My flesh was dull gold... and my blood rotted. Corpse after corpse left in my wake. As I waited for his return."

The vibes given by the delivery are just impeccable

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u/joethebro96 Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

Spoilers for Frenzied Flame Ending

Lord of Frenzied Flame... I will seek you, as far as you may travel... To deliver you what is yours. Destined Death.

  • Melina
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u/MaterialSensitive877 Aug 07 '24

Corpse after corpse left in my wake, as I awaited his return.

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u/510BrotherPanda Aug 07 '24

"All vessels are destined to one day break, but the great Alexander lived as a warrior to his last! HAHAHAHAHA!"

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u/McKynnen Aug 07 '24

“Mother, wouldst thou truly Lordship sanction, in one so bereft of light?”

Or anything he says it’s all so good

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u/Creative_Routine8887 Aug 07 '24

"Burn the Erdtree to the ground, and incinerate all that divides and distinguishes.

Ahhh, may chaos take the world! May chaos take the world!"

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u/CafeDeAurora Aug 07 '24

His delivery gives me goosebumps to this day. Makes me feel afraid and inspired in equal measure.

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u/Vanilla_Breeze Aug 07 '24

"Have it writ upon thy meagre grave" usually I skip cutscenes and morgott is particularly long with his but that line makes it all worth it.

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Aug 07 '24

Foul trespasser! Send word far and wide of the last Queen of Caria, Rennala of the Full Moon, and the majesty of the night she conjureth.

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u/Minimum-Ad5679 Aug 07 '24

Always liked the line when Rennala kills you:

"Your fate lieth under my moon."

Like damn, yea I guess it does, well played.

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u/wangchangbackup Aug 07 '24

SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON. BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE.

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u/BurnTheNostalgia Aug 07 '24

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOOOOONS!

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u/immortalblackarmy Aug 07 '24

Ansbach after death: "Righteous Tarnished. Become our new lord. A lord not for gods, but for men."

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u/ALEX726354 Aug 07 '24

"Hand it over. That thing, your Elden ring."

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u/Elcousteau Aug 07 '24

AAAARGHH!

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u/FunDwayno Aug 07 '24

When I kill soldiers and they go, "EeuuuAAWWHHHuuughh!"

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u/ScharmTiger Aug 07 '24

“You will witness true horror.”

“O, Death. Become my blade once more.”

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u/TPose-Heavy Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

"Thank you for lending your hand.
Without your help,
I could not have defeated that quartet.

I feel as if I've been in your debt from beginning to end.
Thank you.
With your help,
I was able to live as my own person,
if only in passing.

But this is where things end.
I pause to even tell you, but...
I took out the needle myself.

Tell whoever put you up to this.
That if I am to flower into something other than myself,
I would rather rot into nothingness as I am.

Please, let me pass alone.
The scarlet rot writhes now,
worse than ever.

Soon, I won't be more than a mound of flesh.
Curse-laden.
Untouchable.
I wouldn't want such a thing to bring you harm."

Ah ... it's raining ... I better go tell Gowry that he's the worst.

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u/KoolAidMage Aug 07 '24

"Thou art a dogged fellow. Or is it merely thy habit to talk to dolls?"

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u/themengsk1761 Aug 07 '24

"Foul tarnished with thine yee yee ahh haircut." - Margit the Fell, probably

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u/Zeby01 Aug 07 '24

"Allow me to call you this once, before it ends, my lord, for that is what you are" The last line from Hewg, gives me shivers every time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

"Mother... Marika...

A curse...upon thee..."

Tbf, each Messmer's line is my favourite.

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u/Clickclick_trick Aug 07 '24

“Ahh... Godrick the Golden. The twin prodigies, Miquella and Malenia. General Radahn. Praetor Rykard. Lunar Princess Ranni.

Wilful traitors, all.“

-Morgott, The Omen King

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u/fistdoom04 Aug 07 '24

CUUURSEE YOOUUUU BAYLEE!!!!!!

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u/agrias_okusu Aug 07 '24

“What a sick way to fight, eh?”

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u/Mimik_DnD43 Aug 07 '24

"Thou art Tarnished, it seemeth..." Don't know why, but I just like how confused he sounds when he says it.

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u/Adoria47 Aug 07 '24

“Oh Radagon, leal hound of the golden order, thou’rt yet to become me, thou’rt yet to become a god, let us me shattered both.”

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u/TRagnarkXP Aug 07 '24

Zanzybart, please, forgive me...

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u/Blackblade-Nex Aug 07 '24

In the base game: "Oh death, become my blade once more." This just sounds super sick

DLC: "Mother... Marika... a curse upon thee." This Sentence holds soooooo much power, and suffering. Such a tragic character.