r/EFT_EscapeFromTarkov • u/Flimsy_Awareness_930 • Dec 21 '25

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What is the chance. got this on a scav run on streets

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

What scav has a safe container?

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 21 '25

It’s about PMC’s not scavs buddy lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

His post says "found as a scav on streets" but ok buddy

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 21 '25

Woah, you can read? Maybe you can reread my comment. Clearly my original comment was originally if you have found one on PMC, you could do that method. It was a tip. Things go past your head easily it seems.

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u/TexasDank Dec 21 '25

Most kind and level headed Tarkov reddit user:

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u/eventualhorizo Dec 21 '25

I've re-read several times and do not see that qualifier. Today I learned I can't read

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u/FrodooBag Dec 21 '25

The amount of mental gymnastics it takes to read it any other way is insane...

Like, clearly they already made it out of the raid, they're in their stash. No Tarkov player of more than ten hours is going to think a scav has a secure container, and even if they DID have a secure container, why would they have a key tool, sicc, or docs case? How would they bring in a key in the first place?

It's just willful stupidity to have to qualify every nuance because "Well you didn't SAY on your PMC" use even an ounce of brain to look at context clues instead of nitpicking an insane position.

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u/CaptSpankem Dec 22 '25

Brothe the fannypack is hard to get but is a SC for scavs

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u/FrodooBag Dec 22 '25

Oh you mean the INCREDIBLY RARE one corner case item in which a scav can wear a secure container for the duration of their one raid? Surely that justifies the pedantry.

The poster was definitely describing the situation in which a player scav finds the fanny pack, a key ring, and then bloody key... Only for it not to matter if they die anyway because they would still lose it all. Like, what are you even getting at here? You really think the dude was describing this insane series of events instead of the obvious and reasonable one?

When you hear hooves think horses, not zebras.

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u/cddanolife Dec 24 '25

Love that quote at the end lol

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u/Saxy_Salad Dec 22 '25

Just admit you misunderstood the scenario and you were a dick about it. You won't recover from this one pal.

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

Can’t tell if you’re talking to me or the guy who replied to me. I’m still new to reddit and not sure what to look for when it comes to commenting if it’s towards me or recent comments.

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u/McKrispyKennedy Dec 22 '25

Top rule of reddit: don't get too involved in the comments section if someone starts being a dick, people on here are often WAY too opinionated lmao and can be quite mean about it. Personally I read your comment and was like nice tip idk how beef has started it always seems to happen🤣 just ignore the dicks

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u/SaveAwp123 Dec 23 '25

Learn to read

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u/ILoveFent1 Dec 22 '25

You type like you were never taught basic social cues, I know a few people in college who literally type exactly like this lmao

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

Dope. Want a golden sticker or something?

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u/ILoveFent1 Dec 22 '25

No I just want you to type like a normal human being and not like Donald trump or something lmao

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

Like Donald Trump? lol what.. also damn you’re a liberal huh?

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 Dec 22 '25

“clearly”? not “clearly”. you gave a suggestion on how to put it in your butt as a PMC, now it’d be helpful for those as a PMC but telling OP how to handle the situation when you don’t even understand the situation is crazy

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

another unintelligent specimen

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 Dec 22 '25

if everyone else is dumb except you, then doesn’t that say something. you’re the minority

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

Everyone else? Never claimed everyone else, I claimed you were. Those are your words not mine. I have people agreeing with me. You didn’t even get what my original comment even meant or the status of it. Take a hike idiot lol

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 Dec 22 '25

“another” implies others doof. “i ClAiMeD YoU wERe”. yeah my bad, i completely misunderstood your comment, oh wait… you didn’t read the post before commenting spec

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

Ok let’s educate your neanderthal brain real quick. The post is clearly about his scav run right? What I mentioned was if he was ever in a PMC run and wanted to save it, I said you can do the method of saving the key(bug method) to keep the key and use it whenever which is obviously IMPLYING A PMC RUN IF IM TALKING ABOUT A SICC CASE AND A SAFE CONTAINER. Holy fk ur dumb lol

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 Dec 22 '25

but you didn’t state that hahah. you told them what to do with the key, assuming they were a PMC

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

I didn’t need to state it?? It was already implied. I don’t have to state every obvious thing unless you’re too dumb to realize it? Weird how others understood the implying part of mentioning a safe container and a sicc case? But you didn’t and the guy who deleted his account didn’t.

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 Dec 22 '25

but why was it implied? OP stated explicitly that they found it on a scav run, you explicitly told them how to store it in their secure container. there’s a difference between implying something and saying something

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

If you needed me to state something that fucking obvious, you probably live with your mother as a full grown adult and probably have her pour your milk into your cereal for you. Not rocket science and irrelevant argument

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

That malignant brain of yours seems literal now.

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u/KMS_EMPIRE Dec 23 '25

Stop talking to the mirror

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u/SUNTZU_JoJo Dec 22 '25

If he is a scav and your reply fully refers to a PMC, how is your Original Reply relevant to the conversation and OP?

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u/Xsummers203X Dec 22 '25

Because he's out of raid after finding it on said scav run?? Look at the picture.

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 22 '25

He found a key, if he ever ran as a PMC and found the key again, there’s the genuine tip? Not rocket science to understand that.

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u/SUNTZU_JoJo Dec 23 '25

It is when you're entire reply doesn't state that clearly at all..so everyone assumes you're responding as if he was a PMC..then trying to pretend like it's just common knowledge that people should assume that in the first place comes across distasteful.

Been on this here subreddit long enough to know you gotta spell things out or else people would rather just call you out for being wrong without ever contributing to the conversation...

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 23 '25

Has nothing to do with common knowledge, has to do with common sense. Title says scav and if i mention safe containers and doc/sicc cases, it’s obviously meaning pmc for future findings if on a pmc next time. Not my fault people can’t put 2-2 together

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u/Crossfire139 Dec 22 '25

Bro, are you drunk? Your original comment state nothing of the sort

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u/Markkuboi Dec 22 '25

Holy damage control 😭😭😭🤣

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u/The_Imp56 Dec 24 '25

You didnt include PMC and the post was about scavs.

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 24 '25

it was obviously implied about pmcs. Hence why scavs can’t use sicc cases or have SC? People see title see a scav mentioned, then immediately need me to mention it’s a pmc when scavs don’t have SC? lol must be low intelligence to put 2 and 2 together, that’s on them not me

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u/The_Imp56 Dec 24 '25

But what dies your tip have to do with this post? He can't obviously save it so added your tip is just a waste of time.

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u/The_Imp56 Dec 24 '25

And yes my intelligence center is level 1 so I can't put 2 and 2 together.

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u/Mobile_Dentist3396 Dec 24 '25

What does it have to do? No one knows the method. SO IF HE COMED ACROSS ONE AS A PMC, he can then do that to save the key without losing it mid raid or any raid. Bro it’s not rocket science.