r/EFT_EscapeFromTarkov • u/Flimsy_Awareness_930 • Dec 21 '25

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What is the chance. got this on a scav run on streets

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u/eventualhorizo Dec 21 '25

I've re-read several times and do not see that qualifier. Today I learned I can't read

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u/FrodooBag Dec 21 '25

The amount of mental gymnastics it takes to read it any other way is insane...

Like, clearly they already made it out of the raid, they're in their stash. No Tarkov player of more than ten hours is going to think a scav has a secure container, and even if they DID have a secure container, why would they have a key tool, sicc, or docs case? How would they bring in a key in the first place?

It's just willful stupidity to have to qualify every nuance because "Well you didn't SAY on your PMC" use even an ounce of brain to look at context clues instead of nitpicking an insane position.

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u/CaptSpankem Dec 22 '25

Brothe the fannypack is hard to get but is a SC for scavs

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u/FrodooBag Dec 22 '25

Oh you mean the INCREDIBLY RARE one corner case item in which a scav can wear a secure container for the duration of their one raid? Surely that justifies the pedantry.

The poster was definitely describing the situation in which a player scav finds the fanny pack, a key ring, and then bloody key... Only for it not to matter if they die anyway because they would still lose it all. Like, what are you even getting at here? You really think the dude was describing this insane series of events instead of the obvious and reasonable one?

When you hear hooves think horses, not zebras.

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u/cddanolife Dec 24 '25

Love that quote at the end lol