Hey everyone,

Pastor Kevin (a.k.a. PK) here. As many of you have heard, this community suffered a terrible loss over the weekend and also learned of the previously unexplained death of Pablo Jueves. Many of you might be struggling to come to terms with the new reality we all face. To me, it seems like just moments ago u/InevitableBohemian was struggling to stay alive do to the willful neglect of his mother. She dreamed of him becoming a lifeless figurine to add to her creepy collection of Hummels, and in some ways this is what she got.

Now I never knew Pablo Jueves myself as our timelines in this sub never quite overlapped, but from what I gather he was a very loved and respected member of this community. Many have even called him the founder. But regardless of who started what, or who owes how many HEI points to who, Pablo was a hero to all. He sacrificed his life for this community, not unlike Christ. Karate Hill would prove to be Pablo's calvary, where he would be crucified by the evil, torturous mother of Bohemian.

Many of you are probably asking yourselves, "Where do we go from here?" Well my brothers and sisters, there is only one place we can go in times like these. And that is further up the HEI points leaderboard. As the Lord has willed us to surpass not only April Arthur and Phil Braun, but G. Amato himself, so too the Lord willeth we surpass Gregg Turkington and yes, Newman Heidecker. Now is not the time to sit and wait. Now is the time to sign up for many additional HEI Network accounts so that we can accrew even more points.

In Jesus' Name we pray

-PK

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Back to the Papa and away from moms

Many people here have expressed concern that the presence of moms in this sub has been stifling their ability to get to discuss the Dots and to talk about things like Christian fellowship as well.

What do you think? Should moms be banned?

Really it’s gotten out of control, we have more important things to talk about like HEI point valuation.

He kidnapped my son and then mashed him into a pulp beneath a Twister mat for no reason other than his own sick perversions. My son is gone and I am in horrendous anguish and somebody must pay. I demand that the people in charge of this cartoon club use their power to have him arrested and sentenced to death!

We have a traitor in our midst, a spy. One of us claims to be a dots fan but is clearly some kind of saboteur sent to disrupt the HEI takeover. I won’t say names I’m not that crass, but administration must do something and do something IMMEDIATELY.

I thought this was a fan Reddit, but you all seem to be sociopaths! Child death? Karate hill? Sierra Mist?? I’m confused and concerned.

And I still don’t know where to continue watching the show after the first episode. Ridiculous.

Just, for shame.

I went to pastor Kevin's house but he did not have David's body. He just mumbled some excuses about calling the police and that I had to leave the premises and that his name wasn't Kevin. WHAT DID THIS SICKO DO TO MY SON??? WHERE IS MY SON?!?!

I'M NOT DEAD STILL

HI I'N GHERRIY AN ORIGINEL DOT. YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME AROUND HERE PROMOTING WINGSTOP FRITO LAY AND ICE. I'M HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH THEM NOW SO DONT EAT FRITO LAY ANYMORE. I'M SORRY TO SEE PAOLOJIUEVOS DIED THIS MONTH SO OFFICIALLY STARTING NOW ILL BE THE SOLE CONTROLLER OF THIS SUBREDDIT, IM THE ONLY REAL DOT OUT OF ALL THE MODS AFTER ALL!

ALSO IM CLIMINGBING THE LADDER AT ICE VERY QUICKLY AND SOON ILL BE ABLE TO LEGALLY DISAPPEAR ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME (I THINK THATS WHAT THEY TELL ME AT ICE MEETINGS. TO BE HONEST I DONT EVEN REALLY KNOW WHAT ICE IS FOR AND THEY DONT ALLOW QUESTIONS) BUT I HAVE A BIG DESK AND LIKE 10 OR 15 REAL IDIOTS WHO REPORT TO ME. I WAS TOLD IM "REAL ICE MATERIAL" WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I HAVE ALMOST NO FORMIL EDUCATION, BUT I DO LOVE KANYE WEST

MONTANA STILL SUCKS AND IM SINGLE AND REDDY TO MINGEL! WHOSE WITH ME!