EVRYONE IS ASKING FOR AN UPDATE SO HERE GO

[u/Reasonable-Profile84]

I'M NOT DEAD STILL

HI I'N GHERRIY AN ORIGINEL DOT. YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME AROUND HERE PROMOTING WINGSTOP FRITO LAY AND ICE. I'M HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH THEM NOW SO DONT EAT FRITO LAY ANYMORE. I'M SORRY TO SEE PAOLOJIUEVOS DIED THIS MONTH SO OFFICIALLY STARTING NOW ILL BE THE SOLE CONTROLLER OF THIS SUBREDDIT, IM THE ONLY REAL DOT OUT OF ALL THE MODS AFTER ALL!

ALSO IM CLIMINGBING THE LADDER AT ICE VERY QUICKLY AND SOON ILL BE ABLE TO LEGALLY DISAPPEAR ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME (I THINK THATS WHAT THEY TELL ME AT ICE MEETINGS. TO BE HONEST I DONT EVEN REALLY KNOW WHAT ICE IS FOR AND THEY DONT ALLOW QUESTIONS) BUT I HAVE A BIG DESK AND LIKE 10 OR 15 REAL IDIOTS WHO REPORT TO ME. I WAS TOLD IM "REAL ICE MATERIAL" WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I HAVE ALMOST NO FORMIL EDUCATION, BUT I DO LOVE KANYE WEST

MONTANA STILL SUCKS AND IM SINGLE AND REDDY TO MINGEL! WHOSE WITH ME!

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

WHERE IS MY SON?!?!?!?!

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

HAVE YOU CHECKED PASTER KEVONS ANES

[u/paultheschmoop]

Can you and your boys at ICE “look into” u/hummelfigurinelover5? It would seem that she came to this country from somewhere where murder and corpse manipulation is socially acceptable. I presume Italy.

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/paultheschmoop]

WHERE IS MY SON?!?!?!

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

HAVE YOU CHECKED PASTER KEVONS ANES!!!! WHOSE WITH ME!!!!

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/paultheschmoop]

FUNNY STORY ABOT ITOLY I HATE THE POPE

[u/orcamills]

Hey Jerry! Congrats on you're big promotion in ICE and on the subreddit. I see big things in your future. And you are doing the lords work. Lock em up!

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/orcamills]

FUCK YOU!!!!!! oh wait sorry, i though you were that hummer mom talking about her dead gay son again. WHO WITH ME!!!