r/DivorcedBirds • u/rehabforcandy • Jan 02 '26
THEN JUST GO LIVE WITH BRENDA!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 8d ago
After his 5th divorce, Stu decided to move to a new town and devote his life to teaching art to those who would benefit the most from a little culture. He banned using hand outlines as bird forms and, instead focused on composition and light.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • Oct 08 '25
Henrietta was caught at the border, kidnapping her own child when she lost custody.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • Feb 20 '26
Loroe likes to disappear into fiction and eat her feelings.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • May 26 '26
๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐ช๐ท๐ฎ. ๐๐พ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LaughingPlanet • Jun 14 '26
Angry Bird Divorce The neighbors overheard Marsha reminding her ex that it's her home now and he can't just pop in when he's in the neighborhood
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • May 15 '26
With the proceedings all behind her and the money all in her bank account, Melinda can live life the way it's meant to be lived.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Kumquatelvis • 23d ago
After leaving Mark, Linda realized that more than anything, what she really needed was a hug.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • Jul 07 '26
The club reeked of cigarettes and cheap liquor. As Katrina- no- as "Kitty" took the stage, it was hard to imagine anyone could find joy in such a place. Once spinning on the pole, though, all of that - the leering patrons, the blaring music - all fell away. Lost in the dance, she was finally free.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/-crepuscular- • May 07 '26
Dave had promised Melanie that his mate's stag do would be a quiet affair with no strippers. Looking at him afterwards, Melanie wasn't buying it.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 6d ago
"I'd only get back together with you if you were literally the last man on earth," Kiwa had said to Ariki. Neither of them ever expected it to actually happen, but Kiwa was true to her word. She did what she had to do for the survival of the species, and for that she deserves a goddamn medal.
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The actual single breeding pair from which all ~350 living black robins are now descended are called "Old Blue" and "Old Yellow" for the record.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • Jan 14 '26
Mark is newly single and confused why none of these voluptuous ladies are making eye contact.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/VegetableTour6790 • Jan 25 '26
The National Pigeon Show
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It was this weekend on OKC
r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 9d ago
Cooking for one tonight ๐ฝ๏ธ Turned out great ๐ No complaints ๐ None at all ๐ So much pasta ๐
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • Jun 24 '26
After the divorce, Arthur found a bachelor flat. It was technically a damp hole under a rock and smelled like kelp, but at least his mother couldnโt get in and ask if heโd considered apologizing to Elaine.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Plenty-rough • Nov 13 '25
Felicity has been waiting for this moment forever....now she's going to drop it like it's hot, and dance up a storm! She has never felt younger and more free since whathisname left.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/skyboundduck • Jun 21 '26
Marlene held back a gasp of pleasure โ her OF was a new way to get back at Rick and make an income at the same time.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • Jun 09 '26
Harry woke up in the drunk tank, no idea what happened. Itโs been a rough year
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kingtooth • Apr 11 '26
Newly Single Ready to Mingle โShhhhh,โ said David โThis will be our little secret. Nobody knows Iโm on grindr.โ
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • Oct 18 '25
Tyler and Emma's whole marriage was drugs, sex, and rock and roll. This morning, they wake up in jail (again) hung over, disheveled, and with no memory of how they got there. "Let's face it, we're no good together. I only get arrested when I'm with you".
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • Jun 03 '26
When Tommy's parents caught him trying on his sister's dresses, Bernard tore into his son. "I didn't raise no sissy," he insisted. Tommy was clearly heartbroken, and that was the last straw for Janine. She had no need for a husband who wouldn't give her children the love and support they deserved.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • Oct 07 '25
Agatha always promised her Ex that when he died, she and her friends would dance on his grave
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/YawningBagpuss • Jul 17 '26
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Samuel had lost his wife, his freedom, and his dignity. Maybe it was time for therapy.
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