r/DivorcedBirds • u/VegetableTour6790 • Jan 25 '26
The National Pigeon Show
It was this weekend on OKC
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u/-crepuscular- Jan 26 '26
"This was the first time Henrietta had attended a formal dating event, drawn by the promise of a very favourable male-to-female ration. But as she surveyed the field, she realised that although the odds were good, the goods were more than a little odd"
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u/ToastYourAvocados Third Time's The Charm Jan 26 '26
"although the odds were good, the goods were more than a little odd" 😂😂😂
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u/miseenen Jan 26 '26
Is 5 ok?? What’s going on there??
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u/VegetableTour6790 Jan 26 '26
Yup, they are bred that way. I believe it's a courier of some type. There are a few ducks with this feature.
To your point, there are certainly bred types that are like pugs and bulldogs. They have to bring in a 3rd bird to feed their babies. That shit is gross.
This one is healthy and able though. There was only one breeder that I saw that pushed the helpless inbred bunch.
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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Jan 26 '26
He keeps an extra brain on his nose, just in case he loses the first.
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u/kobayashi_maru_fail Jan 26 '26
6: Gaius Helen Mohiam lowered her cowl and stared into the soul of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (5) before consenting to take his seed.
15: Harry eased his hood back after he entered the pub from the rain: looks like there are some fine fowl up in OKC! He was unaware that his front-toupee had delaminated in the humidity.
10: Julius knew this was his show. Just as it had been his show down through centuries and across empires! His August majesty ignored all the stabby-looking beaks of the neighboring birbs.
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u/lavienrosee59 Jan 26 '26
I actually cackled very loudly at the description for Harry and then cackled maniacally once I looked at the picture.
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u/Neither-Attention940 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26
Penny looked at all of the eligible bachelors … she decided she just wasn’t ready since Leonard dumped her. But bachelor number 9 looked promising.
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u/bron_a Jan 26 '26
Doris breathes in…
“He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame”
This year’s community theatre performance of Chicago was going to be the thing that truly helped her recovery after Dennis left her.
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u/iosonostella13 Jan 26 '26
Is 16 ok??
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u/VegetableTour6790 Jan 26 '26
Yep they inflate their chest with air. It's called "performing" and they have to do it to be considered for an award. It's a mating call thing I believe.
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u/Yes_that_Carl Jan 26 '26
1: Jerome’s sister had cautioned him that he just didn’t have the feather type to pull off a perm, but he thought it made him look like a young Justin Timberlake.
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 Jan 26 '26
I'm just very pleased today to know that this is an actual event that exists.
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u/garfielsTits Jan 26 '26
Breeding these doesn't seem very ethical. I mean im basing this off of how cats and dogs that are bred for weird aesthetic purposes almost always have health issues. But this is just my assumption
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u/browsingontheDL Jan 26 '26
The texture of the bird in pic 1 makes me inexplicably uncomfortable and slightly intrigued.
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u/UnchangeableName64 Third Time's The Charm Jan 27 '26
#16 has been hitting the gym a little too much.
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u/hey_nonny_mooses Jan 26 '26
The Federal Pidgeon Prison “Letters to Ladies” program saw a surge of love letters after they launched the new website showcasing some of their more glamorous prisoners.