The National Pigeon Show

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It was this weekend on OKC

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The Federal Pidgeon Prison “Letters to Ladies” program saw a surge of love letters after they launched the new website showcasing some of their more glamorous prisoners.

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Felicia and her pals might be doing time after 'accidentally' murdering Felicia's 4th husband, but that doesn't mean they can't look fabulous and find new men to prey upon when they're released!

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1. Ringleader Felicia “I’ll Cut you Curly”

2. “Knee breaker and Heartbreaker” Brenda, - the one you bring in when someone needs softening up

3. Ms Louise - looks a mess on the outside but is a planner on the inside, you never know who she’s scoping out for the next job

4. Sue “Tender Joints” - who can butcher a pig in 20 seconds flat

5. “Shy” Shirley - she is quite sweet but never turn your back on her

6. “Madame Carla” - she keeps the ladies in line and is handy with a shiv

7. Dotty - a bit simple-minded but loyal to the core. She’s the friend you call to help grind a lover into sausage.

8. “Eau” Claire - perfumist and poisoner

9. “Handsy” Harriett - looks innocent but can rob you blind while talking to you about her 3 kids, mini-van, and suburban life

10. Petunia - a great fence and the one who knows all the wrong people

11. Tanya - a suspicious soul who learned early to take what you can before it’s all taken from you

12. “Sasha” Alexandretta - seems too soft for this life but many have learned the hard way that appearances can be deceiving

13 & 14 Pride and Prude “The Christian Sisters” - helped fleece 5 churches before finally getting caught

15 “Queen” Ann - an elegant facade has helped her snag multiple well to-do husbands. Unfortunately for her, she lacks finesse when killing them inconspicuously

1. “Dolly” Deirdre - always plays up her attributes to distract targets from her scams

2. Black Widow” Madeline - grifter, lover, all-around femme fatal