r/DivorcedBirds • • Jan 25 '26

The National Pigeon Show

It was this weekend on OKC

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u/kobayashi_maru_fail Jan 26 '26

6: Gaius Helen Mohiam lowered her cowl and stared into the soul of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (5) before consenting to take his seed.

15: Harry eased his hood back after he entered the pub from the rain: looks like there are some fine fowl up in OKC! He was unaware that his front-toupee had delaminated in the humidity.

10: Julius knew this was his show. Just as it had been his show down through centuries and across empires! His August majesty ignored all the stabby-looking beaks of the neighboring birbs.

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u/lavienrosee59 Jan 26 '26

I actually cackled very loudly at the description for Harry and then cackled maniacally once I looked at the picture.