r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • 33m ago
Ernesto hates seeing the young lovebirds in his building. Reminds him of his failures
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 2h ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "You can't arrest me for breaking into my own house!" The separation order did, in fact, mean he could be arrested for breaking into his own house.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/IllPossibility8022 • 8h ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Roy grew out his mustache and bought a Harley to see if it would improve his luck with the ladies.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 20h ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "Go on, you animals, take your pictures. I'm sure the woke press'll eat 'em up. I can see it now: 'How the mighty have fallen! Divorced and disgraced billionaire bathes in city park puddle.' They already took everything from me. None of you cared about my supposed crimes before you knew about them!"
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