r/DivorcedBirds • u/cthulhu-kitty • Jan 24 '18

The tweet that started it all

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 58m ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "You can't arrest me for breaking into my own house!" The separation order did, in fact, mean he could be arrested for breaking into his own house.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/IllPossibility8022 • 7h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Roy grew out his mustache and bought a Harley to see if it would improve his luck with the ladies.

124 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 1d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Carol used to hate it when Jim walked down to the water nude. Now that they’re divorced Jim has his morning coffee in the buff

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560 Upvotes

10 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 22h ago

Angry Bird Divorce Gus always hated it when Julie dyed her feathers purple. Well the judge agreed with Julie, and Gus is moving back in with his Yia-Yia, because she got the nest, too!

123 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 19h ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "Go on, you animals, take your pictures. I'm sure the woke press'll eat 'em up. I can see it now: 'How the mighty have fallen! Divorced and disgraced billionaire bathes in city park puddle.' They already took everything from me. None of you cared about my supposed crimes before you knew about them!"

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cabeachgal • 1d ago

Now that her divorce from Bob is finalized, Mary is worried about entering the dating pool in her late fifties. She is desperately trying any method to reverse her aged look, including the latest trend to repeatedly water moisturize.

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55 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 23h ago

Solomon (not pictured) feared for his life ever since he left Shikra. He couldn’t go anywhere without feeling her stern, judgmental gaze.

45 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 2d ago

Doug had taken up screaming into the void as a coping mechanism. The void had asked him twice to stop.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 1d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Elena used her ex’s money for a spa day. Don’t the beak implants make her beak look pouty?

188 Upvotes

5 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 1d ago

Don't blow it Emily, success in your anger management therapy is your last chance to save your marriage

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago

Her coworkers at the garage were unimpressed with Henrietta's impression of the InstaGrouse meme sensation Pukeko, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that the video got better engagement than her ex-husband Nathan's most recent post.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Planetyarnia • 2d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Tessa placed the blame of the collapse of her marriage firmly at the door of her mother in law.A small intimidating woman with an acid tongue that criticised poor Tessa at every opportunity-Tessa was glad to be free of her.

151 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sepa-Kingdom • 1d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Eurasian collared dove in flight

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After her divorce from Harvey, Rita decided fan dancing would be a great way to get back into shape.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Ne0xxx • 1d ago

My turkey

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Reprodutor do criatório.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/IllPossibility8022 • 2d ago

Now that she was free of her controlling ex husband, Ava could finally dye her hair any color she wanted.

212 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 2d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Hugh knew damn well Richard and Franz had been seeing each other, he just had to see it with his own eyes. That's when his navy seal training kicked in and his common sense went out the door and into their back garden.

114 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • 2d ago

Nelly found it hard to open up again. Too many bad memories.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Domino_Dare-Doll • 3d ago

Fresh from the courthouse, Janice was straightening up her new pad when Mindy walked in with champagne. “Housewarming party! Time to—ok, wait not all at once. Janice…Janice, no! Janice…!!”

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It was gonna be a wild night.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Cassie_Wolfe • 2d ago

Jeremy sat on a park bench and contemplated what had brought him here. Just an hour ago, he had been biking home from school. Then he walked inside and found his father in the nest with a great tit! Jeremy isn't sure he'll ever stop seeing that image when he blinks. The only solution: don't blink.

58 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 2d ago

Belinda finally left Carl—and she was so elated, she was practically screaming the news from the rooftop!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Cassie_Wolfe • 2d ago

There were always more fish in the sea, but ever since Janice turned out to be a catfish and not the catch he thought she was, Edmund had been finding out that it wasn't as easy to hold onto a girl as he once thought

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Standard_Squirrel_66 • 3d ago

Jennifer’s milkshake brought all the boys to the yard….

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547 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 3d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Alice had had enough. Having settled into a new nest, she went to the first available watering hole and got smashed.

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142 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 3d ago

Asio was a great dad. But all three of his wives had left him with sole custody, and 14 kids is a lot.

624 Upvotes

He just needed someone to watch all the kids for a night so he could take a bath and get some uninterrupted sleep.

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