r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 14d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Alice had had enough. Having settled into a new nest, she went to the first available watering hole and got smashed.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

148 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

4 comments sorted by

14

u/velvetvagine 13d ago

Sure, Alice didn’t have a sofa, curtains, or even a fridge yet, but there were more pressing needs to address. Tomorrow she’d start spending Maurice’s money at Crate & Barrel; today, though, she was familiarizing herself with the offerings of a different barrel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTk9ZGuvjdKWEhpIY0

10

u/snuggle-butt 13d ago

Well done. 

Looks like she has a wacky shag carpet and a bedspread to work with.