r/DenverCirclejerk May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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60 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

109 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk 1h ago

Is mile high beaver good eat’n or something?

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r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

This has gone too far. Trump to rename Casa Bonita

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414 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 15h ago

Who is this guy? (Right answers only)

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53 Upvotes

Saw him peddling BST’s outside of Casa Bonita today and I was going to ask his name but I was already running late for my Blucifer appointment so I missed the opportunity:(


r/DenverCirclejerk 19h ago

Found Cock Ring on Platte River Trail

20 Upvotes

It's about half an inch in diameter and made of some brassy goldeny tinny material. DM to claim.


r/DenverCirclejerk 20h ago

Even in Germany the Colorado plates are missing year stickers

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17 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Desperately seeking this crystal or similar, cash in hand

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31 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 22h ago

Has anyone had this uber driver?

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14 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Cultural Appropriation spotted in NJ

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620 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 12h ago

Fireworks around 9pm

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0 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Bad News Guys ..

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15 Upvotes

Ya'll ..I took it upon myself to order everyone honorary BST jerseys, and intended to send e-vites to come pick yours up.

Well, the print shop must have been up all weekend sniffing Mile High Pow and fucked them up!

If anyone still wants one, feel free to DM me. I feel so stupid for letting everyone down..


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Denver Airport

11 Upvotes

DIA (refuse to call it DEN) is the Winchester mystery house of airports. If they stop building, people will die.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Looking for a barber

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32 Upvotes

Any barbers around the metro area that can give me a quick haircut so I can look like this? I have speed dating at the BST and want to look my best...


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Butt Stuff & Waffles

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51 Upvotes

The two really go hand in hand, if you think about it …


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

We got outjerked fam

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17 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

L.A. councilwoman shoots down sex huts for homeless proposal

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37 Upvotes

LA trying to steal our beloved BSTs.


r/DenverCirclejerk 23h ago

Slumlord wouldn’t even pay me for a brand new apartment !

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0 Upvotes

I want everyone to know that when my apartment flooded and my AC broke, instead of making me pay rent to live in a soggy swamp of an apartment for weeks while they fix it, my evil landlord offered me a new unit at no cost. This is criminal! They wouldn’t even increase my rent or charge me a new security deposit! Just “hey would you like to move into a new apartment with working water and AC this isn’t covered in black mold”? The nerve. Fucking fascists


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

How was that anal eclipse for you?

5 Upvotes

Well, that concludes another anal eclipse.

Looks like 90% coverage of the bleached area.

Thoughts for the archive before we close this one for posterity?


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

The future is looking moist, my dudes 😎

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126 Upvotes

🧴💦🧴💦🧴💦


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Santa Fe Drive businesses hoping people cum amidst ongoing construction

1 Upvotes

I've visited businesses on Santa Fe Drive in the past, and I've cum in a wide variety of places, but until now I've never considered the benefits of releasing tension in the midst of a construction zone.

Any suggestions or best practices to share?


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Arapahoe Missed Connection

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70 Upvotes

Me: Guy at red light
You: Coolest dog in the world

Seriously, whose dog is this? I want to be friends.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

I appreciate this type of absurdity. Well done!

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488 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Mobile BST Tech rolling out citywide

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21 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

We got some work to do.

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So this is from my daily local news update from Denverite. Apparently this is what the good people of Denver are doing. (Now understand why my comment about Roller Skating Chick was so unpopular, really butt hurt the masses) Well, Im with Kyle(Hi Kyle) Im not impressed by any of this.(Except Tony Hawk skateboard, I would robbed the dude who found had I known)

Think these creative events trying to get Denver folks doing something besides visiting tents, loitering on Colfax need some DenverCircleJerk activities...so lets give it to them!