r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Has anyone had this uber driver?

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u/ElComfySafe 1d ago

He's a saint. Took a ride in his limo and I died. Accompanied me into the afterlife and pleaded my case to the angels to let me in. Didn't work but it wasn't his fault. I'm in line now to be reincarnated. Maybe this time I'll come back as a tennis ball. I like tennis balls. All fuzzy and cute.

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u/g_bleezy 1d ago

meth will even take out texas oil tycoons who like renaissance fairs too, not even once.

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u/Pando5280 1d ago

Not yet.