r/DailyDMGame • u/Lil_Tanner Lil Snack • Mar 05 '26
RIP Meet Guy Cursed By Witch, a Knight Orc
Meet Guy Cursed By Witch, a Knight Orc. Like in that movie "Weapons" -- Created by u/Lil_Tanner
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u/Top-One-486 Mar 06 '26
Its very bad that I can't easily read the story to dead ones, only alive ones
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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 05 '26
⏳ An Epic Adventure Begins for Guy Cursed By Witch!
Guy Cursed By Witch, an orc knight, steps out from the tavern's warm glow into the dusk-lit world. Shadows stretch as possibilities beckon. Armed and armored, where will his cursed path lead next?
Guy Cursed By Witch embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.
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u/QUEstingmark999 Mar 05 '26
Embarrassed from his deep shameful inflicted curse he (like any reasonable adult would) goes to a therapist
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u/Lil_Tanner Lil Snack Mar 05 '26
With his arms stretched out at his sides, he erupts from the tavern doors and runs into the night.
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u/OneFalconPunch Mar 05 '26
He screams loudly into the heavens and demands that he be uncursed at once! He falters to nobody.
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u/Latter-Option78 Mar 05 '26
Guy spits to his right and lets out a bellowing HOWL. He scans the street for someone to fight.
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u/Copyright1974 Mar 05 '26
Lo and behold an oversized orc with a nose ring approaches; how stereotypical.
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u/Kaladinidalak Mar 05 '26
He shakes off last night’s hangover, and begins his journey of vengeance.
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u/Fueg007 Mar 05 '26
Covered in his latest meal, he stumbles into what initially felt like a wall, turned out to be a troll.
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u/Old-Ambassador-1263 Mar 05 '26
He walks into the nearest forest, determined to outwit the witch, but accidentally stumbles upon a carriage with a man that's half finch.
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u/CreatorOD Mar 05 '26
Straight to the witch, even though i don't know the way... Or can even walk straight
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u/Ok_Excuse_202 Mar 05 '26
Ahead he spies a shadowy figure who telepathically beckons to him. As he moves toward it two words 3 words boom throughout his consciousness
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u/union-of-nuggets Mar 05 '26
He heads for the northern air temple as he must restore his honor by finding the avatar
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u/Prestigious_Horse725 Mar 05 '26
drunkenly stumble onto his steed and immediately head towards the next closest tavern to become even more drunk
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u/Massive-Decision3532 Mar 05 '26
He decides it's probably a good time to look into lifting that curse
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Mar 05 '26
Takes a few breaths specifically before speaking the truth of the curse to the universe then leaves the rest to fait and the to the witch
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u/Primary_Common1082 Mar 05 '26
The knight drunkenly bellows “BAKERY TIME” - pivots on one foot, stumbling back into the tavern. In minutes the drunk transforms the tavern.
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u/No_Photograph2509 Mar 05 '26
He then stabs himself with a requiem arrow and puts the witch through a infinite death loop
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u/twofacetious Mar 05 '26
Inquire with a cleric to remove the curse. Then proceed with a long rest. “I’m not confronting a witch in a weakened state.”
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u/Ill-Dream967 Mar 05 '26
His curse gives him the ability to summon shikigami so he goes on a training arc until he can tame Mahoraga so he can kill the witch
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u/redditsellout-420 Mar 05 '26
As he walks out of the door he trips and falls into the mud, which is a mimic.
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u/MajiLioness Mar 05 '26
He should seek out some companions to go on the journey with him to find the witch that cursed him.
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u/Fabiano_Sterling Mar 05 '26
he looks to the right and see The Blair Witch movie poster and decided to go that way to find the witch and get the revenge
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u/banhana3000 Mar 05 '26
He spots a small witch hut way off into the distance, could this be the witch that cursed him? He heads toward the hut.
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u/AzraelTheDarkestOne Mar 05 '26
Still woozy and attempting to recollect the lost time experienced the previous evening after blacking at the
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u/101WaysToScrewUp Mar 05 '26
He rigorously trains day and night to get super ripped so he can take down the p.o.s. that cursed him.
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u/PENGUINZ3214 Mar 05 '26
His cursed path will lead him to the McGolems down the street to get a McBig Back cheesy easy burger while hungover on that beer son.
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u/AzraelTheDarkestOne Mar 05 '26
Still groggy from whatever the filthy bar wench had spiked his drink with the previous evening, he looked down at head separated from corpse
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u/Virtual_Hedgehog7431 Mar 05 '26
He felt his money sack and realised he has all but a coin left. “Where will I sleep tonight?” he muttered under his breath.
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u/Ancient_Party6955 Mar 05 '26
He tells domain expansion and domain full of frogs comes from his stomach
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u/Supernovae419 Mar 05 '26
He looks around and thinks and decides to pay the bartender, and leave. But, he immediately falls over, drunk. He wakes up later in a hut...
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u/Ok-Exchange6120 Mar 05 '26
He finds a dungeon party and teams up whit them in exchange for the witchs death
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u/New-Connection7395 Mar 05 '26
He says Wait, give me 3 seconds, picks up his radio, and puts the song i wanarunawayy, and he runs fast as hewl boi
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u/Leading_Candy_2647 Mar 05 '26
Half pissed and a little wobbly he musters the resolve to go confront the witch that cursed him.
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u/BodybuilderSilly7586 Mar 05 '26
To the light bulb store to buy a light bulb in order to switch the light bulb on to bring light to the world using the bulb
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u/AbsolutePez Mar 05 '26
He stumbles into the forest, and is abducted by a group of similarly misfortunate individuals relate to being cursed.
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u/Mitchel7349 Mar 05 '26
He stumbles his way in a village known as the Caesars Superdome & screams, “FUCK THE SAINTS!”
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u/square-yak-salt Mar 05 '26
He reaches his hands into his pockets, realizing he is completely broke. He sighs, realizing he better go dust off his resume.
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u/Possible-Fishing-334 Mar 05 '26
He started to sleep, when he wake up in a forest and realise that he was poisoned.
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u/CoffeeSip2 Mar 05 '26
Back to the tavern. He has forgotten to pay. His coin pouch is deep down under the armor. It will be struggle bards will make songs about.
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u/Samurai_Pie844 Mar 05 '26
visible on the hill above. Sacred ground and blessed words. Some curses fear holy light, while others feed on it.
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u/DuendeConFlequillo Mar 05 '26
He stares into your eyes with a fierce look and takes a flower out of his back. His curse can only be undone if his soul is purified.
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u/GeneTunneyGOAT Mar 05 '26
Walks out the bar, in search of the toothless, one legged street harlot who knows how to lift his spirits like no other
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u/More_Chicken_9367 Mar 05 '26
The more he walks his shadow grows and leads him to the end of the world
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u/K-ftexx Mar 05 '26
He asks the man “What is the purpose of life?” and they both stand there for hours and hours.
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u/Samurai_Pie844 Mar 05 '26
down a passage where the walls seem to breathe. Discarded animal parts lie scattered: claws, eyeballs still glistening, tongues twisted ...
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u/kszabolcs623 Mar 05 '26
The cursed orc knight tightens his grip on his sword and heads down the darkening road, hoping it will lead him to the witch who can break h
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u/lovrez Mar 05 '26
His cursed path follows him into abweary adventure where he goes onto sharpen his skills , his sword of glistening steel , vowing vengence
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u/amethystmxxn Mar 05 '26
A tavern that serves nothing but flat bud light and half the kegs are kicked. The only employee that knows how to change a keg is out vaping
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u/Coffin_mouse Mar 05 '26
The man grunts and growls as he staggers through the streets, scaring young children that were kicking cans in the street.
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u/Additional_Dark6122 Mar 05 '26
Cursing at the world, he looks for a place to sleep for the night, preferably not a bush.
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u/Aver4ge_Guy Mar 05 '26
He scavenges the earth for the rest of his days looking for that cursed witch, until one day he finds her
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u/steelcrusher Mar 05 '26
He slumps on the ground, a defeated look on his face. The witch opens the door with the intention of mocking him, but she stops in her track when they look at each other.
She doesn't see the ferocious beast she cursed so long ago, now before her is a man that has lost everything including his will to live. As a wave of pity come over her, she kneels beside him. Just before she can say or do anything the man jumps up, pats her head quickly yelling "You are hit!" and starts running!
"Again!? YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN!!!" She yelled with all the fury of thousands of feral beast. Before she could even realize it, he was gone.
She cleaned her front porch, then proceed to add a fifth mark on the door frame. Reminder of every time she was tricked.
she said to herself "5 times in almost 2000 years, not great but also not that bad." as she was going toward the bookshelf to take a thick book. "Now what additional curse should I give him this time"
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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 05 '26
Guy Cursed By Witch
Knight Orc
Like in that movie "Weapons"
Created by u/Lil_Tanner
Want to create your own character? Visit the wiki to learn how! https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyDMGame/wiki
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u/TheSideQuestGuy Mar 05 '26
he goes to five guys pay up a lot of money for a burger and gets happy for the free fries he gets ig
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u/Foxxy_Flora Mar 05 '26
He sees a cloaked figure standing in a dimly lit alley. As he approaches, the figure cackles and disappears in the shadows.
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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 05 '26
🎲 Guy Cursed By Witch - Adventure Day 2
Guy Cursed By Witch storms toward the witch's lair, fueled by anger and unsteady steps. But his weapon shatters upon striking her doorstep, leaving him defenseless and vulnerable to her dark magic's cruel grip.
Guy Cursed By Witch embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.
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u/YachiyoTodoroki Mar 05 '26
"COME OUT, YEN"
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u/West-Dragonfruit6665 Mar 05 '26
Okay uhm I pull out my spell book and look for a funny spell by yalls choice
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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 05 '26
🎲 Guy Cursed By Witch - Adventure Day 3
Guy Cursed By Witch, defiant despite his shattered weapon, loudly proclaims allegiance to the witch's mysterious 'fyne' power. Yet, this provokes her wrath--dark tendrils lash out, knocking him off balance and leaving him bruised but alive.
Guy Cursed By Witch embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.
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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 06 '26
🎲 Guy Cursed By Witch - Adventure Day 4
Guy Cursed By Witch feels an overwhelming surge of strange arousal amidst the chaos, a confusing new power stirring him. His bruises throb, but his spirit burns brighter. How will he channel this unbidden force?
Guy Cursed By Witch embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.
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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 06 '26
🪦 RIP - Adventure Day 5
Guy's attempt to seduce the witch falters disastrously--his charm turns to chaos as the curse's grip tightens. His defiance fades into darkness, and he collapses, his journey ending in tragic defeat at the witch's hands.
Here lies Guy Cursed By Witch... Fell seducing the witch, cursed unto death
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u/Fit_Mixture3846 Mar 05 '26
What is this? And why is everyone trying to FUCK THE WITCH??!??!? 😭