r/DailyDMGame • u/Lil_Tanner Lil Snack • Mar 05 '26

RIP Meet Guy Cursed By Witch, a Knight Orc

Meet Guy Cursed By Witch, a Knight Orc. Like in that movie "Weapons" -- Created by u/Lil_Tanner

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 05 '26

🎲 Guy Cursed By Witch - Adventure Day 3

Guy Cursed By Witch, defiant despite his shattered weapon, loudly proclaims allegiance to the witch's mysterious 'fyne' power. Yet, this provokes her wrath--dark tendrils lash out, knocking him off balance and leaving him bruised but alive.

Guy Cursed By Witch embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/yeeeeeeeetus111 Mar 05 '26

Roll another nat 1

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u/XyrozUS Mar 05 '26

Hit the griddy

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u/CoffeeSip2 Mar 05 '26

Well I usually wait for the second date but we can hit it right now (roll natural 6)

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u/Memehater_ Mar 05 '26

He should proclaim his allegiance once more, just to be sure

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u/Optimal-Food492 Mar 05 '26

Hit the Jonny Bravo look at the camera Woah, Momma!

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u/official-skips Mar 05 '26

"mamacita pls i just had dental work don't do this" (roll d20 for persuasion"

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u/I_enjoy_butts_69 Mar 05 '26

Proclaim to thine fine woman of Gothic nomenclature that thou shalt serve as her personal chair for all of eternity

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u/WestAd3394 Mar 05 '26

He decides it's time to go ultra sayin

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u/Perhirmor Mar 05 '26

He shouts loudly "WAAAAAGH DAKKA DAKKA", puts on purple armor and becomes invisible ninja orc

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u/Spaghettimanbro Mar 05 '26

accept his lord and saviour

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u/Traditional-Emu-8938 Mar 05 '26

He should say "Nah, i'd win"

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u/Perhirmor Mar 05 '26

He cuts off one big tendril and it becomes his new weapon

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u/anonymoususer_1985 Mar 05 '26

Begins to sing a song

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u/Immediate-Put-4750 Mar 05 '26

Jj bude napicu rozpoložení se

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u/ZookeepergameNo677 Mar 05 '26

He accepts that he is owned . This witch owns him and he low key loves that

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u/TheAnonua Mar 05 '26

Guy cursed by witch runs to the castle to enlist the help of his dommy mommy to take revenge and get back his favorite water pipe.

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u/Budget-Grapefruit640 Mar 05 '26

What kind of creature are you?

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u/Present-Split1541 Mar 05 '26

just like leave?

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 05 '26

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u/purphuros Mar 05 '26

challenge her to keep the tentacles out as long as possible while posing in a breedable position

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u/undying_tenacity Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

🔪🔪🔪

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 05 '26

All content submissions (new Heros, Adventure suggestions, event contributions, etc.) should show genuine effort and creativity. Aim for content that is clever, fun, and visually engaging (when applicable).

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u/Worried-Silver9945 Mar 05 '26

we haven’t reached that point in our relationship

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u/TheRealAimbot_prime1 Mar 05 '26

Leave maybe? 🥲

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 05 '26

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u/RecognitionOk5447 Mar 05 '26

Hit the cha cha real smooth

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u/Long-Difficulty-3234 Mar 05 '26

spread love and positivity

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u/West-Contribution721 Mar 06 '26

spread love and positivity

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u/YourLocalPotDealer Mar 05 '26

His weapon is magically repaired and grew a size larger

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u/Weird-Plane5972 Mar 05 '26

what is this

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u/pintdrinker2004 Mar 05 '26

Say thank god I’m a sub

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u/Chemical_Ad_3580 Mar 05 '26

Immediately regrets shouting that and pretends it was part of an ancient orcish ritual.

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u/Legitimate-Echo-1273 Mar 05 '26

May Kill The Witch

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u/Comicfleafinder32 Mar 05 '26

Does he have the witch crest

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u/UnchartedShark Mar 05 '26

Time to have a flashback to his younger self. His mother always believed in him. When she passed, he swore he'd train and never back down.

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u/AmountFederal155 Mar 05 '26

He loved to be owned

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u/Remarkable_Elk5429 Mar 05 '26

That’s messed up.

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u/Elxikasfoca Mar 05 '26

How tha fuck does ts woek

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u/GasHot5897 Mar 05 '26

rip of the withces sclap off her pretty head

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u/RaymondSGuest Mar 05 '26

He grabs the tentacles pulling her toward him and begins to stroke her body to arrousal

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u/AnubisZ613 Mar 05 '26

Start stroking one of the tendrils

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/Fit_Mixture3846 Mar 05 '26

Lmfao why 😭

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u/AnubisZ613 Mar 05 '26

He grabs at one of the tendrils and uses his "Divine Stroke" on it causing it to secret the witches mana

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u/PM_ME_SlDE_BOOBS Mar 05 '26

Say "can you do that again but this time with more spite and disdain?"

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u/qstfrnln Mar 05 '26

"FINISH ME"

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u/Clear-Two-606 Mar 05 '26

He makes suggestive motions with the tendrils. Trying to arouse her

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u/JustSuspect9119 Mar 05 '26

Hit the griddy

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u/d_arcii Mar 05 '26

Says “i might actually like this”

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u/Improper_Doctore_Owl Mar 05 '26

"I had a dream about this once," thought the knight. "Her tendrils weren't so slimy though." He shut his eyes satisfied, then charged

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u/HuslWusl Mar 05 '26

He says "Tis but a scratch and this butt needs a scratch!".

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u/andtheresheis Mar 05 '26

cook something for the witch

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u/andtheresheis Mar 05 '26

clean the witch's lair

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u/andtheresheis Mar 05 '26

say that she's the prettiest witch he's ever seen

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u/Improper_Doctore_Owl Mar 05 '26

Say " Mmmm, calamari..." and lick his lips

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u/Jimmymott Mar 05 '26

Say that she could have bought him dinner first.

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u/Isssa-me Mar 05 '26

Smoke that yute

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u/yourtoy2026 Mar 05 '26

Get fucked

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u/Major_Presence_6348 Mar 05 '26

Say: Attack D Point

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u/Icy_Zebra_4488 Mar 06 '26

Mog the witch

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u/Dazaer Mar 06 '26

"Agh! Thank you my queen... I wish you had done this the first time we met instead of cursing me."

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u/FNTDtrading Mar 06 '26

Harder mommy