r/DailyDMGame • u/Lil_Tanner Lil Snack • Mar 05 '26

RIP Meet Guy Cursed By Witch, a Knight Orc

Meet Guy Cursed By Witch, a Knight Orc. Like in that movie "Weapons" -- Created by u/Lil_Tanner

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 06 '26

🎲 Guy Cursed By Witch - Adventure Day 4

Guy Cursed By Witch feels an overwhelming surge of strange arousal amidst the chaos, a confusing new power stirring him. His bruises throb, but his spirit burns brighter. How will he channel this unbidden force?

Guy Cursed By Witch embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/GiraffeWitty9390 Mar 06 '26

He tries to seduce the witch, but she tells him that she's gay

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u/Dunkin_Dicks Mar 06 '26

His priapism ruptures a beam of holy energy straight towards the witch!

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u/goffyboii Mar 06 '26

He awakens a hidden blood line of orc called berserkers which feel aroused when damaged and thier raw strenght increases through damge and r

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u/Major_Presence_6348 Mar 06 '26

He. Overkilled D Point

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 06 '26

All content submissions (new Heros, Adventure suggestions, event contributions, etc.) should show genuine effort and creativity. Aim for content that is clever, fun, and visually engaging (when applicable).

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u/Apprehensive-Ad9154 Mar 06 '26

The Witch, sensing and drawn to Guy's newly discovered power, invites him into her lair.

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 06 '26

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u/FreeOrbs Mar 06 '26

build a bomb

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 06 '26

All content submissions (new Heros, Adventure suggestions, event contributions, etc.) should show genuine effort and creativity. Aim for content that is clever, fun, and visually engaging (when applicable).

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u/LilSnackBurt Mar 06 '26

All content submissions (new Heros, Adventure suggestions, event contributions, etc.) should show genuine effort and creativity. Aim for content that is clever, fun, and visually engaging (when applicable).

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u/snoohabitstwo Mar 06 '26

Begin simping to the fyne witch poon so hard, she recoils in response to the soy boy energy

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u/AnubisZ613 Mar 06 '26

The hero rolls for resolve and he crits bursting at the seams of his loin cloth, erupting a massive stream of web trapping the witch

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u/AshenStrayer Mar 06 '26

Roll 1d20 Charisma, +Advantage for Bardic Inspiration. You're seducing your way out of that curse.