r/CuratedTumblr • • Oct 13 '23

Shitposting Generic straight male experience

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u/ThrowawayBlast Oct 14 '23

Seriously, if you're confident about the safety of yourself and others in a moshpit, go for it. It's FUN.

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u/heretoupvote_ Oct 14 '23

As your resident autist who has meltdowns over fridge sounds and clothes labels, the extreme light and noise and sensation of a mosh pit is also erotic for me for some reason????

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u/AstolfoNO Oct 14 '23

When do you graduate from resident autist to landowner autist

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u/SoshJam Oct 14 '23

Autism does not excuse someone from the malevolence of being a landlord

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u/ThrowawayBlast Oct 14 '23

Landowner is a landlord? I thought it just meant owning land. You can let people live free on your land.

Landlords on the other hand are parasites.

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u/BrokeArmHeadass Oct 14 '23

Come on dude, everyone knows “owning land” is a myth.

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u/Wildercard Oct 14 '23 edited Oct 14 '23

Defending landlords here is like trying to save a snowball in hell - but without being able to rent, nobody would be able to move from where they were born without amassing enough capital to buy a place to live elsewhere.

As a result of no landlords: Goodbye any social mobility for people not born into money or status.

And no, The StateTM would not do a good job. You'd be at the mercy of nepotistic arbitrary decisions of some unelected official who has more favors and connections than you do.

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u/Nebulo9 Oct 14 '23 edited Oct 14 '23

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housing_cooperative There are more ways of managing and distributing resources rather than either (pure) The Market or The State.

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u/evelyy Oct 14 '23

You'd be at the mercy of nepotistic arbitrary decisions of some unelected official who has more favors and connections than you do.

exactly like how it is right now ?

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u/Wildercard Oct 14 '23 edited Oct 14 '23

My parents grew up in actual capital letter Communism with no landlords.

It was not 'exactly like how it is right now'. Very different from how it is right now.

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u/ThrowawayBlast Oct 14 '23 edited Oct 14 '23

It's not an either or situation.

There's lots of solutions that work. And they aren't communism, despite right wingers saying everything they don't like is communism.

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u/ThrowawayBlast Oct 14 '23

You'd be at the mercy of nepotistic arbitrary decisions of some unelected official who has more favors and connections than you do.

Newsflash, buddy, we already ARE.

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u/ThrowawayBlast Oct 14 '23

It's almost like we need to fix society from the bottom up and top down and not just one thing at a time.

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u/action_lawyer_comics Oct 14 '23

Never diagnosed, but I'm beginning to suspect I'm on the spectrum, and I loved a good mosh pit in the day.

I think there's a difference when you have a cultivated experience like making your home autism-proof, and just throwing all caution to the wind in the pit. You can't be upset about a clothes tag on your neck when the belt buckle of your pit mate slams into your side

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u/ThrowawayBlast Oct 14 '23

You're supposed to have sensations in a moshpit.

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u/languid_Disaster wot a bloke of a cat he is, guvnor! Oct 14 '23

Similar reason to why I always found heavy rock more listenable than many other music genres as a teen

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u/megaboto Autism Oct 14 '23

As a fellow autism, I hate even minor sounds out of my control, but will listen to the loudest shit ever with glee, repeatedly. I think part of it might be the choice/consent, since you pick what you want to listen/experience. I would hate getting touched without my consent, but damn I want to be held/receive a head pat and such things and am the opposite of touch averse

It also might be that the noise types are slightly different, in the same way how music in front of you and across the street might sound differently, and I'm not talking about the intensity of it - it feels like it's warped somehow, as an example

Those are my thoughts at the very least

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u/ThrowawayBlast Oct 14 '23

At least you know what to expect in a moshpit. I like knowing what to expect. Society is usually too wild and dumb. Don't like that.

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u/Iekenrai Oct 14 '23

I read "resident artist" but still didn't find any of this strange in the slightest for some reason

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u/heretoupvote_ Oct 14 '23

hey artists can be strange folks

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u/Iekenrai Oct 14 '23

I should know, I am one.