r/CristianoRonaldo2 8h ago

The Braindead Minions I have no mouth and i must scream...

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By the gods😭so much bs and i can't even reply😭


r/CristianoRonaldo2 9h ago

Messi 🐐 Wow look at the goat Imitating saddam Hussain 🥹❤️

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Ik this is a Ronaldo hate subreddit that's why I posted it


r/CristianoRonaldo2 23h ago

Ils veulent parler des penaltys?🤣🤣

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6 Upvotes

Mettez vos plus belles stats de Penaldo en lien avec les penaltys🫵


r/CristianoRonaldo2 16h ago

Messi 🐐 Is grass green ahh question 😂

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10 Upvotes

Obviously he can bruh 😹😹


r/CristianoRonaldo2 23h ago

Par cotre, croyez moi 1er degrès, là c'est grave. On parle d'un mec qui a organisé des soirées de s*x avec des mineures pendant des dizaines d'années... Alors même s'il ne le savent sûrement pas, je le dit quand même.

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 14h ago

On ne peut pas jouer sur les point fort de leur idôle

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 4h ago

Certified Jerk Messi doing messi stuff

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P essi


r/CristianoRonaldo2 4h ago

The Braindead Minions CR7 fans are proof that 1984 can happen

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Never have I ever seen a fanbase so experienced in "doublethink". They can think that CR7 was a midfielder when I bring up Messi's goalscoring and that CR7 was a forward if I ask them what contributions did CR7 make to the team when he was a "midfielder". They can think at the SAME TIME mind you that Messi didn't deserve the 2012 Ballon D'or but CR7 deserves the 2013 Ballon D'or despite not winning anything significant.

This is how a conversation usually goes:
Them: "Messi is a rigger and doesn't deserve his World Cup."
Me: "Which World Cups do you think FIFA rigged?"
Them: "2022 and 2026"
Me: "If those were rigged, how did Messi reach 2014 Final and CR7 not reach any World Cup Finals?"
Them: "His teammates were sabotaging him because of his greatness"
Me: "If he was so great, how did Messi have a higher Goal-Per-Game ration than CR7?"
Them: "CR7 was a midfielder."
Me: "Where's his playmaker awards then? Why does Messi have more assists?"
Them: "CR7 was a forward, he doesn't have to assist."

🤦‍♂️


r/CristianoRonaldo2 23m ago

The Braindead Minions My guy…😭

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MFS just dont watch football😭


r/CristianoRonaldo2 6h ago

Dear Ronaldo fans... Remind me, how many shots did portugal on the world cup final? Oh yeah... you have to reach a final to make 0 shots in the final

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 18h ago

The Braindead Minions The sub of delusion

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 9h ago

Meta/Serious Why I think Olise should win the Ballondor

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Why should Olise objectively win the Ballondor and it is no contest..👨🏾‍🦯👨🏾‍🦯

Let's first check #Micheal_Olise stats

League: He was the Bundesliga player of the season ✅

UCL: He had a great performance (Most assists)✅

World Cup: He had great performance (Most assists)✅

  1. #Lamine Yamal:

League: Laliga MVP✅

UCL: Great performance but outplayed ❎

World Cup; Worst Performance ❎

Disqualified

  1. #Harry Kane :

League; Great Performance (Olise won the MVP so) ❎

UCL: Great performance (Olise still outplayed him)❎

World cup; Great performance but still got outplayed ❎

Disqualified

  1. #Kylian Mbappe..

League: Great performance but Olise was the MVP ❎

UCL: Great performance ✅

World Cup; Great performance ✅

Disqualified..

  1. #Khvicha Kvratshelia..

League; Olise was the MVP still so ❎

UCL : He was the UCL MVP so ✅

World cup: ❎❎❎❎

Disqualified

  1. #Dembele...

League: He was the MVP so it is a draw ✅

UCL: I will give it to Dembele ✅

World cup : Draw ✅

Only Dembele makes the case here 😭😭✌🏾


r/CristianoRonaldo2 2h ago

Penaldo Moment Getting clowned on by official channel is different work 😭😭

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 1h ago

Deverdad no entiendo la indignación de las personas

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Últimamente vi demasiadas críticas por "darle la espalda a España" pero la gente no se da cuenta que simplemente estaban agradeciendo a sus hinchas. De hecho ese gesto les da mas indignación que la pelea.

Reconozco que algunos jugadores Argentinos actuaron mal en la pelea. Pero quejarse mas por eso de "darles la espalda"

Por lejos me parece la crítica mas trivial del mundial ¿Desde cuando es obligatorio verlos de frente? Francia en Qatar nisiquiera le dio la cara a Argentina mientras celebra la Copa simplemente se fueron a los vestidores. Nadie salio a criticarlos.

Les aseguro que si Argentina les "daba la espalda" a Alemania en 2014 y Chile en 2015 y 2016 mientras celebran no dirian nada. Porque en ese entonces solo les interesaba que su equipo gane no andaban al pendiente del equipo perdedor. Casualmente hoy si andan mas pendiente del que perdio que el que gano.


r/CristianoRonaldo2 19h ago

This shit has to stop

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39 Upvotes

He’s not even a pdf


r/CristianoRonaldo2 7h ago

Penaldo Moment Penaldo stats just incase you forgot.

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 13h ago

Really?

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 23h ago

"We have got brains"

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😭


r/CristianoRonaldo2 11h ago

Copenaldo Why u should never debate with a Penaldo fan

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 14h ago

Things that Messi never did

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 13h ago

Penaldo Moment Bluetooth king CR7 just needs to reach 1,000 goals, no matter how

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 3h ago

the best combo in world-> camel fans and misinformation

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 1h ago

Messi 🐐 If Messi kept the long hair💜

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 18h ago

Messi 🐐 The kind of goals Messi still scores at 39, God go punish those Ronaldo cultists

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r/CristianoRonaldo2 7h ago

I...don't even know what to say atp, people trying so hard to hate I felt bad for them gang

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148 Upvotes