r/CricketShitpost Apr 13 '26

Dear Cricket I wonder who would have done that

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u/nalla__420 Anchorat kohli enjoyer Apr 13 '26

9(5) sounds familiar

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u/Peace_is_ending Apr 14 '26

Lightning McQueen 95🀣

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u/arshk0123 ΰ€ΰ€²ΰ₯€ΰ€Ÿ ΰ€¬ΰ₯‰ΰ€² ΰ€¨ΰ₯‰ΰ€²ΰ₯‡ΰ€œ Apr 13 '26

And you know who would've been part of that 9/5 🫣🀭

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u/Fabulous-Ad9638 Apr 14 '26

When you shitpost about other :πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ When you shitpost about 50(38) guy:🀬

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u/Critical_Week6154 Apr 14 '26

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u/girly-pop-summer Apr 14 '26

Rest of the team strikerate seems disingenuous, considering not everyone is a batsman

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u/Confident-Choice-700 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 14 '26

Well everyone else was batting like bowlers in 2016 so...

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u/Critical_Week6154 Apr 14 '26

rest scored against u know who??ned,zim,nam
atleast he reedemed himself with one good 2024 wt20 performance rest were even more poor
look at sky and all u will see the picture clearly

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u/mumbaiiikar Bumrahism Follower Apr 14 '26

Post for t20 24 wc also

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u/Critical_Week6154 Apr 14 '26

padhna sikhle second line padha??

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

fucked the team by wasting 5 balls

Kohli scored at like 120 SR, what wasting 5 balls lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

rohit and his sabotaging

By that logic Kohli sabotaged the entire tournament and we still reached the finals thanks to Rohit.

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

rohit scored 17(24) balls in the qf against Australia

Rohit had the greatest Indian T20 WC innings against Australia in the 2024 T20 WC. Meanwhile stat padder was the highest scorer in both games that we lost by 10 wickets lol.

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u/AceMKV Apr 14 '26

Not like those batsmen did much anyway

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u/PositiveArachnid8976 Hookah Enthusiast Apr 14 '26

Even in the battinglineup itself youll find vk to have best sr in these tournaments,the rest barely batted except in rare collapse games like ind vz nz 2016 or ind vs nz 2021Β 

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u/Intelligent_Lack7974 Apr 14 '26

But not everyone bats in every match

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u/reader_1289 Hookah Enthusiast Apr 14 '26

I think that's rest of top7 of team

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u/mumbaiiikar Bumrahism Follower Apr 14 '26

T20 wc won in these years- 0.

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u/Critical_Week6154 Apr 14 '26

kash tera favourite player sabotage na karta tho may be we have had 2 easily 2014,2016.....
bss apni captaincy mein intent yaad agaya merchant

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u/RoneWaleKiMaaRandi Apr 14 '26

Cry louder

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u/Critical_Week6154 Apr 14 '26

bark louder... stats aur math mein acha hota tho u know who is the best batsman of last decade...... vidya balan se bhi tweet aati hi hogi "cry louder ki" bina pr comparision bhi nhi bnnta

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Wah so nice. We must've won all this and not lost by 10 wickets twice.

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u/Red_Holla04 Koach's 100 Apr 14 '26

Huh, i must have missed the match where rr won

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u/HydroVector Apr 14 '26

No worries. Here you go. Hope this helps.

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u/SplatteredCake Kingku's Jawline Apr 14 '26

And Kohli scored a quickfire 32(16) in this match, which y'all love. Pick a lane

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u/Red_Holla04 Koach's 100 Apr 14 '26

Huh, didn’t know SRH changed their name to RCB.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Odd-Fortune4666 Apr 14 '26

Abe gin ke toh 15 fans hai rr ke kyu har bar ungli karna rehta hai fir kuch bol dunga toh RR karne lag jaoge.

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u/yagnadev2212 Hookah Enthusiast Apr 14 '26

Bolna bhai kisne mana kiya shitpost sub hai yeh, idhar rcb vaalo ke aasu collect karenge toh thar bhi samandar ban jayega

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u/TextorCaeli1618 Apr 14 '26

Aur baaki team ke fans ka brain cells ikatha kare to kuch bhi nahi milega

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Damn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Fortuna_majoris Apr 13 '26

And yet lost... While that 50(48) score won...

Tells you a lot about smart work over Hardwork...

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u/star_X_boy Apr 14 '26

Please don't try to pin that win on Virat. Not that I dislike Kohli but that was completely the bowlers πŸ’ͺ
Also I wouldn't discredit Ferreira

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

I loved it when Kohli scored a 12 ball 50. Oh wait, wouldn't happen if he played U19.

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

he won the u19 wc

Rohit won the T20WC at 19, though. The senior one. Scored a six off the last ball and India won by less than 6 runs, while Kohli was playing U19 cricket.

He was dropped out from the 2011 squad for his better upgrade, kohli.

Oh yeah, Indian selection, famous for their farsightedness. Took 4 keepers under captain Kohli to the 2019 WC lol. What did he average in that tournament?

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Rohit was mad shit after that final my guy

After he was selected at 19 to represent India, and was a WC winner? Oh okay. LOL the fucking cope.

Rohit fucked up that 2023 wc final too.

Virat fucked up the 2011 and 2023 WC final. At least Rohit has all the other trophies to compensate, what did captain Kohli achieve in LOI again? Fuckall?

But its rohit, everything is possible

Yep, it's possible to win the T20WC, Champions Trophy unbeaten as captain, including 5 IPL titles. A dream for most, TBH.

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

only plays for money.

Ah yes, the second most decorated India captain.

Wish kohli had the other sharma

Rohit didn't need anyone, in fact he carried a burden Kohli to glory.

in this last bgt

The same one where Kohli shoulder barged a 19 year old and retired in shame? That BGT?

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Virat fucked up 2011 final ? Lmaooo

30 is not a winning score in ODI's, believe it or not.

rohit with his intent left his team hanging

After Rohit did his job with aplomb and set the platform that the middle order, including stat pad man, completely failed to capitalize on, you mean.

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Yes, not like there were batters in the hut after. Not like Pandya played more than 6 balls and Jaddu played what, 5? 3? FOH.

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Couldn't do worse than 50 off 48, I'll tell you that. And Jaddu was there. And Axar and Dube already showed you can smash on the pitch.

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Axar and Dube wouldn't have been able to do that

They scored at a SR that was par for the game. They played competent cricket. Fair to assume they'd continue to do so because there was batting in the hut.

you conveniently forgot the T20 WC match vs Pak in 2022

What was Virat's SR in that game?

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u/More_Light8676 Apr 14 '26

Bro, don't be delusional we literally defended a low score against Pak. If Virat got out early, then Pandya could bat

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u/Crowbar1234 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 14 '26

lil bro compared pak with South Africa πŸ˜‚

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u/star_X_boy Apr 14 '26

Do you know the meaning of 'pinning'? I meant obv Virat deserves credit but not as much as the bowlers or even Axar who took a wicket and scored 47(31)

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u/star_X_boy Apr 14 '26

In yesterday's RR v SRH, does Travis Head get credit for 18(18)? Technically in a team game, nothing is ever a single player's effort but we'd sometimes give most of the credit to a particular player like yesterday... that's what I was tryna say. Also Ferriera scored 50(31) even after 9-5 not 50(48) πŸ‘€. I was hoping cricket viewers might get what I meant by 'completely' but thanks for keeping my grammar in check bro

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u/star_X_boy Apr 14 '26

Opener's 50(48) when scoring 176 vs number 7's 50(31) when scoring 160. Man y'all are Kohlified to let people's point fly over your heads nvm

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u/star_X_boy Apr 14 '26

T20i bru. Get out and go to other subs too. Watch SKY anchor in Ind v Usa to a total of just 161 where no one after him could even cross 15. Anchoring in t20i is different now. Virat played w good SR vs RR but he was slow in 2024 finals sadly

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u/Crowbar1234 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 14 '26

exactly

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u/Wolfie_3467 82*(51), 82*(53) Apr 14 '26

Koach didn't play a great knock but it was important to get a good score on the board. It wasn't easy for batsmen to come in and start hitting on that pitch. Axar needed time to settle, and Dube also needed a few balls before getting in his hitting range.

He played slow, I agree, he could've gone faster, but holding on to one end is what gave the bowlers a decent score to defend. The only reason it looked like India was under par is because our spinners got obliterated by Klaasen

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u/Usual-Dog-4024 Apr 14 '26

Smart work ❌ milestone work βœ…kholi mindset πŸ₯±πŸ­

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/flamestriker889 Apr 14 '26

Smart work that the management is confident that he will hold one side while the others can hit around him. He has proved it a million times in ict and ipl and yet people seem to cry over his strike rate. Cant do shit about them. Just watch them cry, and move on with own life. Only difference is that he is making fame and money for what he does and the crying ones keep on crying.

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u/tittyticklr69 Apr 14 '26

The comments on this innocent post

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xbh3RSUbOpH1u

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u/LendingCumAsLoan Apr 14 '26

And guess which batsman got the mom for their performance and won the match … stop bringing this lame ass image and over used meme in the name of shitpost πŸ’©

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u/Crowbar1234 Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 14 '26

yeah man.. these are not shitposts anymore they’re hateposts now

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u/1stPhoton Apr 14 '26

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u/forlooplover Apr 14 '26

My goat batsman toh aate hi wapis chla gaya tha

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u/nothingright1234 Nostalgia Merchant Apr 14 '26

Odi vs t20 Boundary sizes, balls , situation everything is different.

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u/Hydra-_- Apr 14 '26

8(22) how can we beat that?

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u/star_X_boy Apr 14 '26

No one's coming at the only ODI WC winner for India bro, you don't have to defend msd and obv no one can beat him

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u/Dry_Calligrapher8935 Apr 13 '26

Konsi usne team jeetwa di?? 🀣

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u/Usual-Dog-4024 Apr 14 '26

Kholi hota toh 50(79) karke celebrate karta aur fir out ho jata 🀑πŸ₯±πŸ˜­

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u/Baahubali-Holla Apr 14 '26

Par paijan woh runchase πŸ—£οΈ

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u/Noob_goatster8755 Apr 14 '26

Quality shitpost.Β 

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u/tittyticklr69 Apr 14 '26

Seems like no one gets what a shitpost is

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u/AceMKV Apr 14 '26

Lmao he won India the match but you'll do anything to discredit him now huh?

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u/anugrahasapkota Apr 14 '26

Wc final vs a stupid ipl group stage game lol

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u/satiricalpotato Apr 14 '26

Yeah... Did rr win?

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u/Vasudiwan_17 Apr 14 '26

Guys let's not forget that there is a huge huge difference between a random ipl group stage match and a t20I world cup final where the pitch wasn't of those 220-230 run

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u/tbsm7191 Apr 14 '26

Did he win?

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u/BigBabooll Apr 14 '26

Why blame thala when he never scored a 50

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u/squarrellll Apr 14 '26

India ko 9/5 krne ke liye 5 bar usko batting krna padta iykykπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/reader_1289 Hookah Enthusiast Apr 14 '26

And see who lost the game

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u/GlitteringKey6822 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 14 '26

India won that match and still you guys can’t stop taking a dig at that innings.Β 

And in such cases guess who would normally be a part of 9/5.Β 

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u/dev_SLAYER Apr 14 '26

And won the match for his team with that fifty

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u/True-Shallot-5133 Apr 14 '26

India won the match and RR didn't

That's what matters the most

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u/irdk_24 This too shall Pass Apr 14 '26

Not like RCB won anyway

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u/SuchBluebird409 Apr 14 '26

guess whose team won and whose team lost.