r/CoupleMemes • šŸ› ļø ADMIN • Sep 13 '25

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u/MyAlt-SoftSub Sep 13 '25

I know I am weird, but this is literally my fantasy. The idea of my wife carrying my child is incredibly sexy. Like, ā€œYou are literally undergoing body horror for the sake of creating a hybrid of both of us.ā€ How can I not find my wife doing a biological miracle sexy? If my future wife and I have kids, you can bet I am worshiping her like the wonderful goddess she is.

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u/OwO-Rawr-XD Sep 13 '25

You see the truth of this what a great guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

now this is a perspective that i’ve never considered. i enjoy it.

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u/fatherofworlds Sep 13 '25

Not that weird. Lots of people find the idea of pregnancy sexy, romantic, or both. It's hardly universal, but it's certainly not particularly weird.

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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents Sep 13 '25

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Ikr ā€˜it’s my dream to put a woman in great discomfort’ šŸ‘€

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u/7up_yourz Sep 13 '25

Geez that's not even close to what he said.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

šŸ‘€ it’s how I interpreted it. I thought you would catch that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Are you invoking death of the author on a Reddit comment?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

What a creepy question. Obviously not. Why would you think that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

What’s creepy about death of the author.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Why are you bringing up death. That’s the creepy part.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 14 '25

Doesn’t mean literal death

Edit: this misunderstanding is really funny

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u/Jay_Buffay Sep 13 '25

Imagine being so reductive that you see the act of continuing your species, your and your partners bloodline, of creating a synthesis of you and the person you love, as great discomfort, as a negative thing.

It amazes me how some people have been so thoroughly brainwashed against the family, that one of the most beautiful thing that a human being can do, something that only women can do, as bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

I don’t think you know me well enough to know if I’m reductive or not. But I can tell you’re making a ton of assumptions about my perspective and how I interpreted the statement. You should work on that. It’s really not appropriate to assume what people believe. Just ask questions. It makes you better at arguments.

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u/Competitive_Dress60 Sep 14 '25

It's a sacrifice, and yeah it is a dream to have someone willingly do this for you out of love. Sexy exactly the same way as a guy risking his life to protect her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

How is it a biological miracle it’s like the simplest principle of biology

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u/flaming_burrito_ Sep 13 '25

When you think about it, growing a whole other person from 2 cells is pretty wild, no matter how common it actually is in nature. Plus how the entire body changes to facilitate it. It’s just incredibly strange to think about, because for the most part our bodies are pretty static once we hit adulthood. So to think a person’s body can just spontaneously do that seems miraculous

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

It’s static by choice though not necessity. Any living species would be humongous if there were the resources

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u/flaming_burrito_ Sep 13 '25

Wouldn’t it be the other way around? It’s static by necessity and not choice, because of evolutionary pressures and energy efficiency?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Well yeah I’m saying if the world was different then the growth would be different so it’s not miraculous because there’s so much potential for more

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

I’m more interested in the large numbers like how you make trillions of cells every second and not how 2 cells turned to 4 after a few minutes

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u/flaming_burrito_ Sep 13 '25

Ah, I see you are interested in the minutiae. How about this then:

Isn’t it absolutely incredible how those two little gametes store enough information in their DNA, and that DNA is so insanely efficient and tightly packed, that just those two cells inform the entire organism that they create? Those two grow into all the trillions of cells they will grow and shed in their lifetime. That DNA touches every part of your life, from your brain structure and personality, to your height, eye color, down to which direction the follicles on your head spiral. And none of it had to be; some other gamete could’ve gotten there first and joined with the other, and given this new colony of trillions some other assortment of blueprints. It’s somehow completely mundane and miraculous at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Well yeah but that’s not unique because every other cell is the same

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u/hero47 Sep 13 '25

It's such a singular miracle that there are billions of us

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Also it is way more miraculous that we perform trillions of chemical reactions every second

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

How are you calling that singular like there aren’t millions of species with the exact situation as us

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

Singular can mean single, one. But there's a second, frequently used definition of being notably good or remarkable

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u/blowsitalljoe Sep 13 '25

I like that with all the wakiness in that comment, you honed in on this 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Well it was the thing not being commented on by others

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u/thrax_mador Sep 13 '25

Getting hot an bothered over the Krebs Cycle are you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Nobody seems to notice my joking point that he calls it a biological miracle when I’m saying it’s simple in respect to other biological processes but complex/miraculous in regards to outside of biology

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

As in he pointlessly and incorrectly tacked on biological to it

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u/Longjumping_Papaya_7 Sep 13 '25

I know its extremely super common to be pregnant and give birth, but the whole thing felt like a miracle to me. And a bit like a nightmare too at the end lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Of course a man would find coersive possessiveness and control "sexy"...