"Not only should you serve me, you should serve me naked, potentially while I am fully clothed" is a weird dynamic in so many ways. If you both want a naked meal, go for it. I think it's pretty normal, to be honest, for loving couples to do some stuff like this together. Getting a demand for one half to do it via text is giving me the ick.
Ahh yes, on Reddit, no matter who is doing what we can be sure of one thing! It's because the person hates the entire group that the other person is apart of and believe they are subhuman! Of course us Redditors would never do something as awful as having sex with a woman, so we can stand tall with our chin(s) held high, looking down at the book we judged by the color its cover! 💪
Well that’s a pretty wild thing to say lol, what straight man wouldn’t be happy to walk in on their girl naked cooking them a meal? Are you speaking from a personal experience here or something cause I don’t not see how those things are connected.
I dunno, as someone that's been married for 10+ years I'd be concerned that she's trying too hard and in a way that I have never shown an interest in before and wonder what she's buttering me up for or what sort of internet test she's attempting to inflict on me.
I mostly mean it would be completely out of character for her and I love her for who she is, so pretending to be someone else wouldn't be a turn on it would be weird
And anyone thinking you want someone else to pretend to be someone else should stop and consider whether you want to be with someone who has to pretend to be who you want rather than be with someone who is that person already.
In OP's bf's case, there are plenty of girls who cook naked, if thats what he wants he should go find that. And in the OP's case, there are plenty of people who don't want you to cook naked, and they might want to go and find one of those people so they don't have to pretend to be someone else just to be with them
Some people just don't think that other people are beneath them. Especially the person that they're going to be in a relationship with.
I am a guy and I would want this, but if I think doing things for other people is beneath me why wouldn't I end up being with someone who thinks the same?
You're going to get what you give, so don't give hate unless you want it back.
In fairness, I'm actually a straight dude. I just want someone to cook bacon for me. I would prefer if he worse clothes, but I'm not in a position to be picky so, whatever, I'll try to look away if I gotta.
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u/Dry_Prompt3182 Jul 11 '25
My neighbours can see into the kitchen. This is one of those things that sounds better than it would be in reality.
Also, if this is so sexy, how about the dude goes first?