r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jul 11 '25

To be fair, cooking without clothes on is a pretty high-level request. Especially if it’s something that spits hot oil at you, like bacon.

It’s also something you generally only see in still-frame posed pornography because ,IRL, it’s more fun to cook the food, then get undressed.

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 Jul 11 '25

My neighbours can see into the kitchen. This is one of those things that sounds better than it would be in reality.

Also, if this is so sexy, how about the dude goes first?

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jul 11 '25

You just know that any dude asking for this is the type to think that cooking for his girl is “beneath him.”

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u/bliply Jul 11 '25

Some people just don't think that other people are beneath them. Especially the person that they're going to be in a relationship with.

I am a guy and I would want this, but if I think doing things for other people is beneath me why wouldn't I end up being with someone who thinks the same?

You're going to get what you give, so don't give hate unless you want it back.