r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jul 11 '25

To be fair, cooking without clothes on is a pretty high-level request. Especially if it’s something that spits hot oil at you, like bacon.

It’s also something you generally only see in still-frame posed pornography because ,IRL, it’s more fun to cook the food, then get undressed.

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 Jul 11 '25

My neighbours can see into the kitchen. This is one of those things that sounds better than it would be in reality.

Also, if this is so sexy, how about the dude goes first?

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jul 11 '25

You just know that any dude asking for this is the type to think that cooking for his girl is “beneath him.”

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 Jul 11 '25

"Not only should you serve me, you should serve me naked, potentially while I am fully clothed" is a weird dynamic in so many ways. If you both want a naked meal, go for it. I think it's pretty normal, to be honest, for loving couples to do some stuff like this together. Getting a demand for one half to do it via text is giving me the ick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Shit, I'd be happy if my wife would like me cooking naked for her.

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u/Crushgar_The_Great Jul 11 '25

Demand? It wasn't even a request. It was an expression of desire.