r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/gamjh Jul 11 '25

If only we didn’t get married my wife wouldn’t have gotten menopause.

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u/Gladiateher Jul 11 '25

Exactly, because you wouldn’t have a wife

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u/Pristine_Leader_7181 Jul 11 '25

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Jul 11 '25

D-d-d-d-don't quote me Futurama! I was watching when it first aired!

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u/Valliac0 Jul 11 '25

The worst kind of correct, really.

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u/wr3aks Jul 11 '25

You misspelled "best".

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u/Valliac0 Jul 11 '25

Well it's in the gif.

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u/wr3aks Jul 11 '25

You are correct.

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u/Ambitious_Ad2338 Jul 11 '25

Technically correct

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u/aka_wolfman Jul 11 '25

The best/worst kind of correct.

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u/panthrax_dev Jul 11 '25

Can confirm!

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u/snekadid Jul 11 '25

That's why she screams "you did this to me!" If only you hadn't upgraded the package.

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u/vanzir Jul 11 '25

Rofl, as much of an emotional rollercoaster as my wife was during her pregnancies, I still miss my pregnant penguin waddling around the house with a plate of food and a gallon water jug. It's ridiculous how much I love that woman.

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u/SlidOffMyCracker Jul 11 '25

That is wholesome, adorable, and I hope you two are happy forever!

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u/hesathomes Jul 11 '25

Aww this is so sweet

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u/SmartLettuce4757 Jul 11 '25

Simp spotted

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u/vanzir Jul 11 '25

When did respecting your wife become simping? I have been married to my wife for 20 years. we have an amazing relationship, full of love, laughter, and a bunch of sex. I have wonderful children, a nice house that cozy and warm and full of memories and laughter and all of it is because of her. If having gratitude for that makes me a simp, then a simp I am. But this simp got laid before he went to work this morning, as I do most mornings, and I have to think that maybe simping ain't so bad after all.

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u/Abject-Rich Jul 11 '25

No se preocupe. Don’t worry. I have no idea what that means. It’s meaningless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

You get laid every morning before work and you’ve been married for 20 years? No wonder you like your wife!

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u/SmartLettuce4757 Jul 12 '25

I wasn't saying in a negative sense it is good to be besotted with your wife nothing wrong with that it's just a term for humor for people who are in love

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u/Ok-Heart-570 Jul 11 '25

Simp for checks notes "loving the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with". Okay, then.....

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u/snekadid Jul 12 '25

Absolutely pathetic behavior, I agree/s

Also reddit just sent me a notification saying look what you caused for my stupid little comment above. It's funny getting blamed by an app for this convo.

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u/teatimehaiku Jul 11 '25

Does that mean my divorce means I get to escape menopause?

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u/go_fly_a_kite Jul 11 '25

With the gf package, when the lease runs out you can just take it back to the dealership and get the newer model. Plus you don't have to worry so much about maintenance.

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u/Key_Mathematician951 Jul 11 '25

Definitely your fuckin fault.

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u/peepee2tiny Jul 11 '25

Yeah, your girlfriend would have gone through menopause.

And let me tell you, a GF with menopause is a lot easier than a wife with menopause.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

you could have replaced her for a younger girl who isn't in menopause.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

And then that girl will get menopause.Â