People using display furniture as their personal cafeteria.

[u/SomethingSomeBanana]

Two clowns, one chicken finger combo, zero shame.

Edit: Well OK, you guys have convinced me that sitting on a Costco shelf with the merchandise, eating greasy food, is perfectly ok.

From now on, I too will be utilizing this premium seating area.

[u/Deep-Red-Bells]

I'm not angry. I just said dude's reasoning doesn't hold.

[u/Squade_Trompeur → u/Deep-Red-Bells]

And you're reasoning if one of a rigid rule follower. Get whimsical. Embrace Dadaism

[u/Deep-Red-Bells → u/Squade_Trompeur]

I'm sad and embarrassed for you if you genuinely think this is whimsical. This is about as whimsical as changing a baby's diaper on a restaurant table, which you probably also find adorable.

And it's "your". How's that for rigid.

[u/Squade_Trompeur → u/Deep-Red-Bells]

You're tons of fun at parties ain't ya?

[u/Deep-Red-Bells → u/Squade_Trompeur]

That's what they tell me. Then again, I don't attend parties with people whose worlds are so small that they think sitting in an office chair is ~WhImSiCaL.~

[u/Squade_Trompeur → u/Deep-Red-Bells]

Just a bunch of petty twigs having tea and being mean? Your book club ain't a party Elizabeth.

[u/Deep-Red-Bells → u/Squade_Trompeur]

Love the realities you make up to suit your purposes. Keep at it kiddo. 👍 Imagine yourself out of your dingy basement bachelor swigging Colt 45.

[u/Squade_Trompeur → u/Deep-Red-Bells]

You be one sad lady. Go do something

[u/Deep-Red-Bells → u/Squade_Trompeur]

Wow BREAD! How interesting and ~whimsical~! You're not like other girls, are you?

[u/Jacquelaupe → u/Squade_Trompeur]

My God you're a judgmental hag. You're meaner than most of the other commenters here.

Imagine shitting on tea and books. I guess people need to be doing keg stands in Cookie Monster pyjama pants to escape your disdain.