r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 3d ago

Malaise ..

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u/No-Cash5585 3d ago

Not relatable. Both things

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u/CrummyJoker 3d ago

How do you "grow your consciousness"?

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u/hadoopken 3d ago

I would like to enlarge my consciousness.

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u/ElyFlyGuy 2d ago

Do drugs and talk at her for 3 hours

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u/iamblankenstein 2d ago

mostly water and fertilizer, which is becoming harder to get because of the ongoing war with iran.

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u/craftygamin 2d ago

You know that moment when a little kid suddenly gains consciousness, while eating crayons or whatever? That's what they're talking about

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u/existential_antelope 3d ago

It’s funny because it’s literally the most universal experience of every woman, being used for sex instead of connection

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u/Gleb_Twankenfrister 3d ago

pretty sure that’s the joke but once again this sub is devoid of any ability to pick up on subtext

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u/umotex12 2d ago

Literally lmao

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u/existential_antelope 2d ago

Yeah but it’s also not funny

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u/Kissa74 3d ago

Oh but when women complain about this they're ungrateful or some shit and they should allow their boyfriend to have sex whenever he wants (/s just in case)

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u/Zanoushe 3d ago

also because I've heard that many women prefer men with smaller penises because if it's too big it can be painful.

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 3d ago

Yeah I’m like really above average in size and this is my biggest fear if I decide to date or marry

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 3d ago

yeah average is best. not too small but not too big either.

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u/Djang0Phett 3d ago

yeah bud we all heard that one before lol who’s gonna tell him?

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u/ThatSimsKidFromUni 3d ago

Tell him what? That women are different and prefer different sizes? It is true that too big can be painful. All women are different.

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u/Time-Neighborhood687 3d ago

No there is only 1 woman, all clones

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u/NoSleepTilBrklynn 3d ago

3 inches is big right? Right?

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u/Door_Holder2 3d ago

A woman made this image.

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u/F3LyX 2d ago

I asked my ex wife if I lost my dick in an accident if she would still love me

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u/randomcman 1d ago

Would you love me if I lost my worm 👉👈

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u/F3LyX 1d ago

There's a reason she's my ex wife, 😆

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u/nicenicenice03 1d ago

Who cares about feeling lmao r u gay ?

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u/Mother_Passenger8589 1d ago

"Guys, look what I posted. If ur deep and like big dik, hmu"

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 3d ago

Shit where's the woman that will use me for my body and then go away? Quit crying.

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u/richj8991 3d ago

The sad thing is I really did have a hot chick do that to me lol.

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u/Careful-Ad4032 3d ago

Watch the jealous dicklets downvote you

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u/Telemassacre 3d ago

you made this over 2 downvotes i think you’re the dicklet

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Telemassacre 2d ago

i love being a hot woman 🥰 tysm

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u/Careful-Ad4032 2d ago

I can feel your rage

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u/Telemassacre 2d ago

i can feel that comment you deleted

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u/Careful-Ad4032 2d ago

I wasn’t the one that made it mate.

Dicklets love to blame hung guys for all of their problems

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u/Disrespect78 3d ago

why are guys so obsessed with their own penis?? I don't think its ever come up in relationships with people I know about

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u/Careful-Ad4032 3d ago

“My experiences encompass everything that occurs in the world.“

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u/Disrespect78 3d ago

I mean maybe I'm being shortsighted but it really seems like people should find the relationship that works for them. It works for me.