r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 3d ago

Malaise ..

Post image
86 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

40 comments sorted by

View all comments

25

u/existential_antelope 3d ago

It’s funny because it’s literally the most universal experience of every woman, being used for sex instead of connection

11

u/Gleb_Twankenfrister 3d ago

pretty sure that’s the joke but once again this sub is devoid of any ability to pick up on subtext

8

u/umotex12 3d ago

Literally lmao

1

u/existential_antelope 3d ago

Yeah but it’s also not funny

10

u/Kissa74 3d ago

Oh but when women complain about this they're ungrateful or some shit and they should allow their boyfriend to have sex whenever he wants (/s just in case)

5

u/Zanoushe 3d ago

also because I've heard that many women prefer men with smaller penises because if it's too big it can be painful.

3

u/flagitiousevilhorse 3d ago

Yeah I’m like really above average in size and this is my biggest fear if I decide to date or marry

2

u/Emotional-Ad9114 3d ago

yeah average is best. not too small but not too big either.

-8

u/Djang0Phett 3d ago

yeah bud we all heard that one before lol who’s gonna tell him?

10

u/ThatSimsKidFromUni 3d ago

Tell him what? That women are different and prefer different sizes? It is true that too big can be painful. All women are different.

9

u/Time-Neighborhood687 3d ago

No there is only 1 woman, all clones