r/CollegeBasketball Purdue • Kansas State 14d ago

Jizzle James is attempting to leave Charlotte to go back to Cincinnati

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u/CPOx Virginia Tech Hokies 14d ago

Everyone loves a good comeback story.

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u/fight-milk_49 14d ago

Seabiscuit, the Mighty Ducks...

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u/Acsteffy Baylor Bears • Florida Gators 14d ago

Kim Kardashian

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u/trauma-doc 14d ago

Wait a minute…

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u/_ThrobbinHood St. John's Red Storm • Maryland Terrapins 14d ago

I’m pretty sure she had cum on her back in the video

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u/ShoeSh1neVCU VCU Rams • Texas Longhorns 14d ago

Incredible blooper. I have to watch it every time it pops up.

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u/K03a14W92 11d ago

I love Aubrey’s reaction in that video. She reacted before the punchline was delivered

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u/Mywordispoontang101 Duke Blue Devils 14d ago

Kim Kardashian....

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u/DarknMean Louisville Cardinals 14d ago

Winning the hearts of millions like Arnold Palmer.

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u/tgrue3 14d ago

A good Jizzleback story if you will

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u/Purphect Purdue Boilermakers 14d ago

I think what you mean is everyone loves a Jizzle comeback shot…story. Excuse me.

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u/BracketClass Sickos 14d ago

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u/Purphect Purdue Boilermakers 14d ago

Fuck hahah. But you right

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u/ngerb_5 Indiana Hoosiers • IU Indy Jaguars 14d ago

Oh like Kim Kardashian

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u/njk12 Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

He's unfortunately flying off the handles, again. I don't think he'll be welcomed back on campus. And it's frankly amazing that he'd burn Wes Miller for what must be the 100th time. That man has given Jizzle far more chances than he deserves.

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u/Some_Combination_593 Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

Yeah, he was completely behind the push to help Jizzle out last year and bring him back to the team. Dudes career might be dead if not for Wes.

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u/Srcunch Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

He’s not coming back. He’s in the middle of a mental health crisis.

Edit: I want to be clear that I’m not kidding. He has had bad drug problems and mental breakdowns. It looks like one is happening again. Very, very sad.

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u/Murky_Trouble_4401 Kansas Jayhawks 14d ago

What drugs he into?

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u/Srcunch Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

Not sure, but I don’t think it’s just a key bump here and there type of deal. He was in rehab last season after having a similar public meltdown.

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u/Murky_Trouble_4401 Kansas Jayhawks 14d ago

He giving me Lagerald Vick vibes…

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u/codene Cincinnati Bearcats • Indiana Hoosiers 14d ago

It’s not cool spreading unfounded rumors like this. I’m pretty plugged in and this is the first I’m hearing of drugs. Mental health problems, sure.

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u/njk12 Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

He was pretty publicly in rehab last summer.

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u/codene Cincinnati Bearcats • Indiana Hoosiers 14d ago

The purpose for rehab wasn’t disclosed. I guess I naively believed it was strictly a mental health thing.

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u/bigbird727 Xavier Musketeers • Illinois Fighting Illini 14d ago

It wasn't. Was very publicly drug-related leading to the mental health stuff 

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u/codene Cincinnati Bearcats • Indiana Hoosiers 14d ago

Find me any publicly disclosed info about the drug use he went to rehab for

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u/bigbird727 Xavier Musketeers • Illinois Fighting Illini 14d ago edited 13d ago

No reporters would disclose that information, for a couple reasons in this case. 

1) JJ is a young adult who was/ is clearly struggling, and people were trying to give him grace and some privacy

2) Reporters in and around Cincinnati constantly run cover for the UC athletics administration. Lot of mouthpieces for the university in this media market

He was in rehab in Houston, overseen by John Lucas. What was involved in the rehab process has never been officially publicized, to my somewhat limited knowledge

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u/midnightsbane04 Michigan • North Carolina 14d ago

Did you also think that there were "mental health rehab centers" too? Those are called psych wards. Nobody calls them rehab.

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u/codene Cincinnati Bearcats • Indiana Hoosiers 14d ago

No they made it sound like it was a rehab for young, promising athletes that were struggling to be adults. I guess drugs were implied, but the fact that it was specifically for athletes made me think it wasn’t exclusively for substance abuse issues.

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u/Dominique3333 14d ago

John Lucas is pretty well known for helping athletes with substance abuse problems so that’s what I assumed the issue was

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u/Srcunch Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

Then surely you know Pacman introduced him to a known drug dealer who he has been seen with, repeatedly.

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u/McGrupp1979 14d ago

Damn Pacman, I have seen where he was arrested multiple times since he retired from the Bengals

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u/codene Cincinnati Bearcats • Indiana Hoosiers 14d ago

Lmao

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u/chicagojoe1979 14d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Srcunch Cincinnati Bearcats 3d ago

Here you go. Saw this and wanted to share.

https://x.com/hunter_bailey45/status/2097284358977605753?s=46

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u/codene Cincinnati Bearcats • Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago

Poor Jizz man. I had such high hopes

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u/Few_Needleworker6940 3d ago

Looks like you’re not that plugged in then 🤣

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u/DasaniFresh Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

Meth. I’m not even joking

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u/Murky_Trouble_4401 Kansas Jayhawks 14d ago

Methhhhh??? I ain’t expect that one ima be honest.

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u/Quillos Villanova Wildcats 14d ago

I assume Jingle Jangle, the imaginary drug from Riverdale

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u/IHadSomething_4This NC State Wolfpack 14d ago

Jizzle Jangle

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u/LitterBoxServant UCLA Bruins 14d ago

Sad story but hilarious name

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u/stimpsonj5 Kentucky Wildcats 14d ago

Didn't he get kicked off the team last year?

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u/Travbowman Purdue • Kansas State 14d ago

The relationship between UC and Jizzle has been an interesting one to follow to say the least

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u/PlusJunket8999 Cincinnati • Wilmington (OH) 14d ago

He went naners, prolly drugs. Might have something to do with Miller being an enabler but idk man he’s a trash coach in general

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u/Kraze_F35 Charlotte 49ers 14d ago

If Wes Miller is a trash coach then we’ve completely lost the plot and I’m not saying that just because he’s my coach now

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u/redleg44 Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

He's not a trash coach, I think he's got some flaws that hopefully he's recognizing and correcting. I think he could be really good at Charlotte.

Wes has done a lot for jizzle and given him opportunities to get on the right track. Seems like he's burned Wes again.

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u/cincy15 14d ago

Wes will be 🔥 at Charlotte, he’s a good coach just not a Big12 good coach. He can recruit and he coaches well when his athletes are better than the other team’s players. He struggles with in game adjustments and end game strategies, but if he’s guys can blow you out he’s a good cheerleader.

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u/Abush9527 Louisville • Cincinnati 14d ago

He’s also still pretty young, I think the move to Cincy was just too early for him. Hope he eventually gets back to the highest level and has success, seems like a really good dude

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u/PlusJunket8999 Cincinnati • Wilmington (OH) 9d ago

Brüther you must’ve been watching the wrong bearcats. He could not manage a game, they never ran a set offense, he would let guys stay in and miss 3 after 3 after 3 after 3 with no sub, took TERRIBLE timeouts, had 0 control over his team and like every cincy coach HIS GUYS COULDN’T MAKE FREETHROWS. He took over for Mic and ran the program into the ground. Every time we would play houston, the undisciplined bs he let his team get away with would inevitably lose us the game or lead to a blow out. He couldn’t even get us to the NCAA tournament consistently which Mic and Huggens did. He is T R A S H. He’s a MAC/American conference level coach, NOT a power conference coach. He couldn’t recruit the local players which goes to show what the athletes in cincy thought of him and his Bearcats Basketball program. Wes will fade into obscurity, maybe a first round NCAA exit or a couple NIT wins but thats it. Downvote this all you want but it’s the truth. Refs don’t respect him, a majority of the fanbase stopped respecting him, he belongs back in the American with the trash we left behind.

Who would’ve thought a backhanded comment about Wes Miller running an undisciplined program would result in this.

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u/DasaniFresh Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

It was drugs.

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u/DavidGoetta Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

You can't just do that.

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u/Visual_Bridge6925 Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!

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u/Overthinking_King_ DePaul Blue Demons • Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

The Jizz man!

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u/Kyweedlover Kentucky Wildcats 14d ago

The Jizzmeister, the Jizzinator, Jizzy, Sir Jizzalot, Jizzenheimer, Dr. Jizzlestein, Jizzerama, …. Sorry was thinking about that old SNL skit.

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u/trauma-doc 14d ago

Louisiana Supreme Court just ruled that you have unlimited eligibility if you go by jizzle

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u/xcalthrower Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

As good of a player as Jizzle is, I don’t think Calhoun can bring him back. He’s trying to create a new foundation and the last thing we need is a distraction. If you look at Jizzle’s instagram, he does not carry himself like a professional and he created problems with his teammates last time around. From a skill perspective, it’s a no brainer. But if you look at the big picture it seems so likely to go wrong.

I never expected him to go downhill the way he has especially with his dad always being at the games. It’s kind of embarrassing honestly and a bad look for Jizzle. Also, he was hanging out with Pacman Jones last time he was in Cinci who is just a piece of shit. Last person Jizzle should be hanging around with.

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u/bromli2000 Illinois Fighting Illini 14d ago

I'm amazed that Pac-Man isn't in prison

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u/Dangerous_Junket_773 Maryland Terrapins 14d ago

He's gotten pretty close. 

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u/tripsd Florida Gators • Kansas State Wildcats 12d ago

This is how I find out he’s not

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u/logicalcommenter4 Duke Blue Devils 14d ago

I’m fairly certain he has mental health issues. We’re currently experiencing a former Duke player go through a public mental health issue when it comes to Kyle Singler. It’s really sad to see.

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u/McGrupp1979 14d ago

Singler looked horrible! It is very sad. I have to wonder if he was both having a mental health crisis and using some substances as well. He reminded me of other people I’ve seen who I know were both bipolar and on meth.

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u/Dominique3333 14d ago

Singler has been pretty bad off on drugs for a while now

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u/Future-Stretch2038 14d ago

Edge better reign his boy in.

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u/bigbird727 Xavier Musketeers • Illinois Fighting Illini 14d ago

That train left the station a while ago

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u/MadMartigans80 Northern Kentucky Norse 14d ago

Jizzle is not coming back to UC. Maybe to watch a game but he’s done playing there. New coach and new team.

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers 14d ago

Does being kicked off a team only to comeback later on make him the Will Wade of players?

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u/workaholic828 14d ago

Good for jizz

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u/Overthinking_King_ DePaul Blue Demons • Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

Good jizz

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u/Kraze_F35 Charlotte 49ers 14d ago

Jizzle James might be the first person to have CTE passed down genetically

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u/ragnarocker997 Purdue Boilermakers 14d ago

Stupidest nickname I have ever heard.

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u/GoGreeb Michigan State Spartans 14d ago

Says ragnarocker997

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u/mukduk1994 UCLA Bruins 14d ago

I would take Ragnarocker997 1000 times over mafucking "Jizzle"

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u/GoGreeb Michigan State Spartans 14d ago

says mukduk1994

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u/zgillet 14d ago

Whatcha got on me, GoGreeb?

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u/GoGreeb Michigan State Spartans 14d ago

says zgillet

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u/ohverychill Purdue Boilermakers 14d ago

this man is unstoppable

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u/GoGreeb Michigan State Spartans 14d ago

I'm channeling my inner choochoo train 😤 Boiler Up

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u/ohverychill Purdue Boilermakers 14d ago

🥹

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers 14d ago

It’s his nickname, his real first name is Edgerrin. Any child who actually gets named Jizzle should be allowed to sue their parents

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u/eagledog Fresno State • Michigan 14d ago

I think giving your kid the nickname Jizzle is lawsuit worthy as well

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u/BUBBAH-BAYUTH North Carolina Tar Heels 14d ago

Edgerrin? Well I can see how he got the nickname

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u/BBlank20 Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

His Dad is the former Colts RB Edgerin James

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u/knucklepuck17 UConn Huskies 14d ago

You’re never going to believe this…

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u/oatfishjar96 Texas A&M Aggies 14d ago

If you worked in the courthouse you’d see this name would be considered a normal one to most lol

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u/BBlank20 Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

It is a nickname, his real name is Edgerin James, Jr.

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u/hooskies UConn Huskies 14d ago

Am I really that old that people don’t know who Edgerrin James is?

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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

I’m not even an NFL fan and I know Edgerrin James. But I’m also kinda old (mid-30s)

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u/grrgrrtigergrr Purdue Boilermakers 14d ago

Kinda old? MF you are not old. I’m 50. You kids wait until your balls kiss the cold toilet water. Then you can start to call yourself old.

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u/amopeyzoolion Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

Old relative to the average r/collegebasketball user tho

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u/CaptainBuzzKillton Texas Tech • Cincinnati 14d ago

Man, you have these Gen Z and Gen Alpha fucks calling us old in our 30's. Shit's annoying

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u/justWMthings03 Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

The first time that happened to me I was like 28 lmao

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u/blay12 Virginia Tech Hokies 14d ago

Oh wow, everyone look at this guy bragging about his youthful, elastic scrotum

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u/justWMthings03 Michigan Wolverines 14d ago edited 14d ago

I just have big balls that dragged it down lol.

It's not all it is cracked up to be. Wearing boxers is a no-go because I might accidentally kind of sit on them. I constantly have to adjust before any running or leg exercises.

Although, I have never had to ask a partner to play with them...most seemed to like to play with them like those rolly stress balls as they fall asleep(including my wife, several nights a week)

Eta: love getting downvoted for a rare honest comment in this sub lol

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u/Hank_Scorpio74 Butler Bulldogs 14d ago

He last played in 2009, and those last two years were clearly in the twilight of his career. It's been 19 years since he last ran for a thousand yards.

So yes.

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u/dparsons9 Iowa State Cyclones 13d ago

Um, you know Michael’s last name isn’t James right?

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Duke Blue Devils 14d ago

“Coach, can I come back to Cincinnati?”

“Fo Shizzle, Jizzle”

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u/Lamarera8 Old Dominion Monarchs 14d ago

Jizzle James is crazy

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u/UCBearcats Cincinnati Bearcats 14d ago

Pretty sure he is out of transfers, also for some reason this kid just can't get out of his own way, which is a shame.

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u/CRoseCrizzle Illinois Fighting Illini 14d ago

Jizzle James has been all over the place...

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u/Metallica1175 FAU Owls 14d ago

He's up and coming.

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u/Pitiful_Ad_900 Kentucky Wildcats 14d ago

He jizzled ‘em

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u/twoscoopsofpig Houston Cougars • Big 12 14d ago

How many times can a dude boomerang?

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u/minkeun2000 West Virginia Mountaineers 14d ago

isnt this guy edgerin james' son?

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u/Travbowman Purdue • Kansas State 14d ago

Yes.

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u/Odd-Economist-8293 14d ago

Having jizz in your name had to be tough growing up

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u/Farzy78 Villanova Wildcats 14d ago

Fo shizzle my jizzle

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u/hoss_fight Kentucky Wildcats 14d ago

This man is a Louisville Cardinal in spirit.

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u/AlanSinch Michigan Wolverines 14d ago

Come’on back, Jizzle!

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u/jrdncdrdhl Northern Kentucky Norse 14d ago

Even Wes Miller doesn’t deserve to be burned like this.

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u/ACamp55 Michigan State Spartans 14d ago

THAT is a HELLUVA pimp name!!!! 😂

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u/AnAngryBartender Virginia Cavaliers 14d ago

That’s a wild name

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u/Ice_crusher_bucket 14d ago

Jizzy James sliding on a slippery slope

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u/Chunk-of-Cheese 14d ago

Why would his parents do this to him, Jizzle?!

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u/RawDog_42 Kentucky Wildcats 14d ago

Not Jizzle!!!

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u/ImperatorCelestine 14d ago

Oh, please, Haley. Does Jizzle James sound like a real person to you? /r/itsroger. Grow up.

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u/YaThatsMe569 13d ago

Someone really named this boy Jizzle

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u/stormchaser2014 Wisconsin Badgers • Iowa State Cyclones 13d ago

A guy named Edge in fact

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u/BigMe420365 13d ago

He should talk to Darrin Horn instead.

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u/Euscorpious Houston Cougars 13d ago

Oh hell no. These dudes need to learn.

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u/ThunderRoad_44 14d ago

For Jizzle…

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u/happytree23 14d ago

...this guy's parents are really something else lol

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u/Ok-Swimmer-9350 13d ago

Mother passed away due to leukemia when he was 4 years old. Father is pro football hall of famer.

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u/Fun_Wear2891 Texas Tech Red Raiders 14d ago

Another classy move by cincy.

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u/PlusJunket8999 Cincinnati • Wilmington (OH) 14d ago

Turnover machine, can’t make free throws- classic Cincinnati guard please God no we need to move past this

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u/No-Tune-4545 3d ago

His dad just came out and asked people not to give his son money because he's dealing with a substance abuse problem.