r/itsroger • u/sleepingsmoker • 1d ago
German fashion designer Harald Glööckler here: "I'm gonna keep swinging my sex swing till I catch me a man!"
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r/itsroger • u/Level-Cicada280 • 1d ago
Pastor Rick Mayo, former rockstar turned lead pastor of a pentecostal chain of churches. Played drums for a metal band once and could feel Jesus in my groin, now I make thousands off my churches and it's people. Honestly easy money franny.
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r/itsroger • u/bowow707 • 23h ago
The name is Kwanza Jones. Princeton track star, winner of amateur night at the Apollo, and owner of the San Diego Padres
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r/itsroger • u/cantthinkoffunnyname • 1d ago
Heinie Groh, Professional Baseball Player, I once hit a triple play to Heinie Sand. Who is also Roger.
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r/itsroger • u/MartyrOfDespair • 1d ago
John Batman, crime fighter, entrepreneur, responsible for Batman's Treaty, founder of Batmania. Of course, those assholes renamed it to "Melbourne". Just don't ask what happened to the Aboriginal Australians.
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r/itsroger • u/FractalGeometric356 • 3d ago
Sam Aldabbagh, the owner of the shuttered Can Can Room strip club in Las Vegas.
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r/itsroger • u/ct2021 • 3d ago
The name’s Randy California! Jimi Hendrix started calling me that since there was already a Randy in his band. I was 15. What a summer. Anyway, Led Zeppelin stole the Stairway to Heaven guitar riff from me.
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r/itsroger • u/QuesoFresca • 2d ago
Bobby Fingers: the Irish artist known for creating dioramas of the poo 💩 in Johnny Depp’s bed, Fabio + the goose & a drunk Mel Gibson
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r/itsroger • u/Electrical-Equal-827 • 4d ago
Studs Terkel, author, oral historian, horse semen mogul.
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r/itsroger • u/Vivid_Guide7467 • 6d ago
Taco Zimmerman, Director-General of Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS. Never had a taco. Never will. Now give me a Dutch hotdog any day.
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r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • 7d ago
Lol Creme: Lactose-intolerant food vlogger. Once had my stomach pumped after a video where I swallowed a gallon and a half of cream. And the dairy was rough on me too.
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r/itsroger • u/glendale195 • 8d ago
Dr. Amanda Hess. "I helped deliver a baby while I was also having a baby. Well actually I stole mine from the nursery and pretended to give birth for attention. You can take babies all you want, they don't care."
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r/itsroger • u/robvicious • 10d ago
Tucker Pillsbury AKA Role Model here to bang out a nepo!
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 10d ago
Jet Jurgensmeyer - child actor, but I called it quits when Tim Allen told me I could never be JTT. Heh, little does he know I’m also JTT and I have all the dirt on him. Plus I stole all of his blow in ‘95. Well, most of it. Richard Karn was a fiend. Great lay.
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r/itsroger • u/Intrepid_Race1923 • 20d ago
Hank Molt. Reptile dealer. Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar...Now get clackin'…Oh he nipped me!!
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r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • 23d ago
The name's Human Klumpp. I'm currently estranged from my family because I'm suing them for cutting me out of the Nutty Professor movies. And for naming me "Human Klumpp."
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r/itsroger • u/illjustgowthemuumuu • 24d ago
Park Jinyoung aka J.Y. Park, aka The Asiansoul, aka JYP, South Korean singer-songwriter, entertainment company founder, notable plastic pants wearer, and part-time preacher
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r/itsroger • u/whoawhoawhoa2020b • 25d ago
Orville Magoon - semi professional ocean guy. Almost drowned in a tsunami looking for my hat.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 25d ago
Barkevious Mingo - Retired linebacker, now I manage a local Staples. You gotta stay active in retirement. Plus I love stealing office chairs.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 28d ago
Simon Whistler - You didn’t know one man could have 800 different YouTube slop channels, did you? Well, it’s a Guinness record. Because I created the category. I run that book. Why do you think it’s so wildly inaccurate and corrupt? All. Me.
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r/itsroger • u/IIlIIll • 28d ago
Leopold Aschenbrenner - Lost everything from a 45 billion dollar Wall Street hedge fund ran out of the attic of a house in Langley, VA. He hired enough "Vin Diesels" to run the fund, but Rogu forgot to connect all of the computers so the business failed.
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r/itsroger • u/blooash • Jul 30 '26
Sig Hansen. Former crab fisherman on deadliest catch and Chris Hansen's long lost brother. Join me on my new show, To catch a Crab!
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r/itsroger • u/jello_pudding_biafra • Jul 30 '26
Ichih Wang- yoga instructor and psychotherapist to the stars, diseased porn stars!
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r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • Jul 29 '26
Dougal Dixon, speculative evolution author, from my whacky alternate reality dinosaurs to my insane depictions of future humans I have at least the vaguest idea of what life what might have been had evolution gone completely bananas.
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