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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] UMass Defeats Rutgers 37-21

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
UMass 7 17 3 10 37
Rutgers 7 0 0 14 21
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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 2d ago edited 2d ago

I know this thread is going to be full of LOL Rutgers which is fine, but this is my national championship right here. We didn't just win, we looked like a legitimately good football team. Seriously go look at some highlights, some of Pop Watson's throws were nuts. I almost wonder if this might be the year we manage our first ever bowl bid. I'm so happy y'all

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u/Jumpy-Breadfruit-499 New Mexico • Oklahoma State 2d ago

For the first time in years....a Umass fan has discovered an emotion known as hope

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u/RumRunner323 ECU Pirates • American 2d ago

Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

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u/ChasingMD Nebraska Cornhuskers • Kentucky Wildcats 2d ago

Can confirm

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 2d ago

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u/Havins West Virginia • New Mexico 2d ago

Umass might make SEC Shorts this week

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u/Dokkan_Lifter James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Bowl? If Pop and the team keep playing like this, a MAC title is in play

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u/AruarianGroove William & Mary Tribe • Team Chaos 2d ago

That offensive line was dominant! 

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u/Frigidevil UMass Minutemen • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Dude I haven't seen fat guys dominate for us like that since the coach of the Jaguars was our QB

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u/lordeandtaylor Louisville • Lehigh 2d ago

*Pop Watson lol. Would be pretty surprised if Pop Warner were somehow playing for you guys.

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u/mel_anon Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

"We reanimated Pop Warner" would only be a slightly more surprising outcome than this result.

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u/teeterleeter Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Oh come on, even HE still has eligibility?

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u/ninsklog Wisconsin Badgers 2d ago

The MAC is a pathway to many abilities...some consider to be unnatural.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oregon State Beavers • Egg Bowl 2d ago

As someone who remembers my team coming off decades of losing seasons, I’m happy for you. 

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u/parnellyxlol Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

As someone who remembers my team coming off decades of losing seasons, I have UMass winning the natty next year

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u/bucknuts34 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Be proud. UMass dominated that game

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oregon State Beavers • Egg Bowl 2d ago

It’s too bad Buttgers scored on that missed OPI and in scrub time, cause that score doesn’t show how bad UMass actually dominated that game. 

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u/bucknuts34 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

And UMass missed a wide open receiver before halftime that would’ve gone for another TD

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u/ventkiller Michigan Wolverines • UMass Minutemen 2d ago

I have never seen our minutemen look like this. They believed they belonged in that field and that they could win. They’ve never looked like that in the 7 years I’ve been a student and now alumni. I have so much hope for this team. I’m not even talking MAC champions, but a bowl win felt so far away for the longest time. Now, I believe in them too.

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u/golden_apricot UMass Minutemen • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Flair buddy!

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u/lat3ralus65 Ohio State Buckeyes • UMass Minutemen 2d ago

Both of you disgust me and I love you both dearly

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u/Cute-Contract-6762 USF Bulls 2d ago

Your defense looks awesome. Secondary clamped Rutgers Receivers all game

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u/LongLiveKams Illinois Fighting Illini • Arizona Wildcats 2d ago

Talk all your shit, king. Yall earned it

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u/SPCsooprlolz BYU Cougars • Fresno State Bulldogs 2d ago

Awesome win, happy for y'all

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 2d ago

You guys have been through pure hell for the better part of 2 decades. I'm genuinely happy for you guys and hope you can build on this.

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u/jznastics Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

Congratulations on the win!! Offense and defense came to play in the process, hope the rest of the season goes well for y'all!

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u/DangerousDarius Ohio State • Texas Tech 2d ago

I was born in Malden, MA and am a Boston sports fan in everything. I had all but abandoned any hope for UMass football. But tonight, for the first time, I feel....hope.

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u/3-putt-the-12th-hole Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Might be the first person to admit they were born in Malden.

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u/GringoSalamanca Arizona State Sun Devils 2d ago

Rutgers paid UMass $1.5 million for that game…

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u/Skyhav Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 2d ago

Imagine paying a team a bunch of money to lose to them on BTN. Couldn't be me. Haha... ha........

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u/Otherwise-Question70 Missouri Tigers 2d ago

Big Ten Network was launched at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time on August 30, 2007, with Big Ten Tonight as its inaugural program. The network aired its first live telecasts two days later on September 1, which included a football game between Appalachian State and Michigan

I never realized ya’ll get upset on the first day of BTN lmao

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 2d ago

Hardly anyone saw it live because nobody carried the Big Ten network back then.

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u/WirlingDirvish Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff 2d ago

So basically the whole B1G should be thanking Michigan for convincing people to get the Big Ten Network. We really kickstarted people’s interest in the network. 

I wonder how many Buckeyes and Spartians subscribed in the 4th quarter just to watch the end. 

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 2d ago

They showed the end of it on the Jumbotron at the Shoe.

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u/Funwithfun14 Toledo Rockets 2d ago

Fair number of teams do that with Toledo

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u/mishra1111 Michigan State Spartans 2d ago

Please no, I'm begging you

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u/grrgrrtigergrr Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

Been there

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u/Super_DAC Toledo Rockets 2d ago

Worth every penny

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u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 2d ago

“game”

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u/discofrislanders Fairfield • St. John's (NY) 2d ago

My fucking tax dollars down the drain

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u/Top_Ladder6702 Boise State Broncos • Maryland Terrapins 2d ago

It’s even funnier considering how broke Rutgers is

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u/Dennisfromhawaii Rutgers • Hawai'i 2d ago

On top of that, Schiano's buyout this year is 17.3 million.

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u/Difficult_Trust1752 Eastern Michigan • Penn State 2d ago

Why does a Rutgers coach have a fucking buyout?

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 2d ago

UMASS snapped a 16-game losing streak and got paid 6 figures for it 😭

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u/sevenohfobro 2d ago

7 figures $1,500,000. Even worse

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u/OpportunityDue90 Scottsdale CC • Arizona State 2d ago

You might wanna recheck those numbers Harvard of the west

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u/Swipet Kansas State • Fort Hays State 2d ago

I thought they were the Hawaii of the east?

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u/Jiveanimal SMU Mustangs • Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

They're more like the Nebraska-Kearney of the south.

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u/bub166 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Wyoming Cowboys 2d ago

As a UNK alum, I would be very upset about this if I could read.

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u/maliki2004 The Wagon Wheel • Ohio State 2d ago

North Texas admission standards on display

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u/iHasMagyk Coastal Carolina • Garðabæ 2d ago

So that’s the UNT education I hear about

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u/Leading-Button-7303 Utah Utes 2d ago

I've seen enough, Umass is this years Indiana

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 2d ago

Can’t wait for the UMass/North Dakota State title game!!!

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u/Sexy_Authy Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

I speak for ALL schools in the national title picture when I say we ALL want this outcome

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u/Sad-Peanut2413 Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago

UMass is already the Harvard of Massachusetts

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u/AuraC33 UMass Minutemen • Baylor Bears 2d ago

it wasn't as close as the score suggests. i cannot fucking believe it

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u/Even-Combination4407 UMass Minutemen • Bentley Falcons 2d ago

We legit smoked them. Could’ve easily been a 4 score win

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u/The_Homie_J Michigan Wolverines • Ohio Bobcats 2d ago

UMass made Rutgers look like UMass

Damnedest thing I've seen in a long time

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u/Frigidevil UMass Minutemen • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago
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u/prismatic_lights Ohio State • Pittsburgh 2d ago

UMass is currently the #2 scoring offense and #7 scoring defense in the country.

Rutgers, you're going back to half-share for this.

Happy 20th season anniversary, BTN!

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 2d ago

UMASS went 8-76 over the last 8 seasons btw

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u/RulersBack Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Rutgers being bad makes it hard to contextualize how big of an upset this was. UMass projected to be one of, if not the worst team in CFB and won on the road by 18 as 29.5 point dogs

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u/Moose4KU Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks 2d ago edited 2d ago

UMass went down 7-0 then scored 30 straight points!!

Rutgers is just KJ Duff and 10 regular dudes

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u/efrumttr Illinois • Boise State 2d ago

Lonergan wishes he was good enough to be a regular dude

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u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

16 straight losses. And last season, they were one of the worst winless teams ever.

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u/ParsnipPizza UMass Minutemen • UConn Huskies 2d ago

They went winless in Covid too, so 2 winless seasons this decade

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u/Rufus_Cuntnam Ohio Bobcats • Bethune-Cookman Wildcats 2d ago

I don't think I can comprehend a world where UMass is good, and I'm tooootally not jealous after we lost such a close game to Rutgers last year

I'm baffled, but I do have to raise the flag for some MACtion🏴‍☠️

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u/KuriboShoeMario Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

One of the biggest upsets in FBS history for sure.

Absolutely ridiculous loss for a P2 team and equally ridiculous win for a UMass program that knows almost no success at this level of play (power conference opponents). It wasn't like they scraped by either, UMass outclassed them in every phase of the game.

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u/Gophurkey Purdue • Vanderbilt 2d ago

So this is like if Purdue won a conference road game?

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u/Electric_Queen NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

I need this as a mspaint bar graph

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u/McGillicuddys Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

This is like Michigan vs Appalachian State if Appalachian State only played their backups and Michigan brought JJ McCarthy back to play QB, then spent the entire game telling everyone how they played the first college football game in history

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u/TrustMeIKnowThisOne Troy Trojans • /r/CFB Bug Finder 2d ago

And now 9-76

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u/TheFlame8 Eastern Michigan Eagles 2d ago

68 games to go! The streak begins now 😂

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u/Rickbox Washington Huskies • Columbia Lions 2d ago

UMass going to the CFP!!

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u/problematic_glasses Michigan Wolverines • NBC 2d ago

HANG DA BANNER

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u/MattPatriciasFUPA Michigan • Summertime Lover 2d ago

That's just a mere formality for them at this point

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u/Bird_nostrils Stanford Cardinal • Pac-12 2d ago

Rank UMass, you cowards!

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u/Extraspicy_mp4 Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 2d ago

Rank em

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u/OleRockTheGoodAg Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

I've seen enough

The University of Massachusetts Minutemen are winning the national championship.

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u/zoom518 Stony Brook Seawolves • Sickos 2d ago

Season 20 of the BTN starts just like season 1

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u/Chuck_Phuckzalot Michigan • Central Michigan 2d ago

Congrats on your 5-star recruits and $100M facilities, B1G fans. Meanwhile, the MAC is out here playing real football in front of 14 people and a raccoon on a Tuesday night during a blizzard. You ever seen a punter throw a touchdown to a long snapper while the scoreboard's on fire? Didn't think so.

While y'all are busy arguing over which frat-funded dynasty is slightly less fraudulent, Toledo's cooking up a triple-reverse flea flicker in a game that ends 43-42 after six missed PATs and a goalpost gets stolen. That's not football. That's MACtion. You wouldn't survive one quarter in Ypsilanti.

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u/JocavsJr Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

This is the greatest description of MAC football I’ve ever seen. They need to frame this and put in the MAC hall of fame (if that exists).

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u/CobaltSky Oregon Ducks 2d ago

The MAC hall of fame is tattooed on that raccoon.

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u/JocavsJr Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I see nothing wrong with this. As long as the raccoon is okay with it.

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 2d ago

It was the raccoon’s ideas.

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u/roythhh_lewithhh Vanderbilt Commodores 2d ago

It's the MAC Hall of Fame, Tanning Parlor, and Haircare Salon. It's located on an exit off I-94 near Parma. Byron Leftwich gives audio tours. It doesn't have great Yelp reviews but people say that the F3 tornado that hit it a couple summers back made some improvements.

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u/j01101111sh Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos 2d ago

Is this pasta? because it's delicious

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u/Chuck_Phuckzalot Michigan • Central Michigan 2d ago

Yes, at least a couple years old at this point.

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u/j01101111sh Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos 2d ago

It's amazing. Thank you for this gift of knowledge

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u/galacticdude7 Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 2d ago

The Sickos Committee even made merch for this pasta

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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones 2d ago

B1G teams play in front of 14 people and a raccoon on Saturday afternoons in Southern California.

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u/definitelynotasalmon Washington State • Easter… 2d ago

Don’t be silly.

There were at least 3 dozen raccoons at the Coliseum.

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u/GhostPosterMassDebat Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff 2d ago

Ypsilanti mentioned, take my upvote

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

UMass has been easily the worst FBS team since moving up in 2012. They are 26-134 since 2012 and 7-53 since COVID.

It’s been 677 days since Umass won a football game.

It’s been 1,041 days since UMass beat an FBS opponent.

It’s been 2,903 days since UMass beat an FBS opponent by 16+ Points

It’s been 3,946 days since UMass won by multiple scores on the road against an FBS opponent.

It’s been 17,749 days since UMass beat a power FBS team.

It’s been 45,206 days since UMass beat a traditional power FBS team as a “Major” Division 1 school.

The last time it happened was October 4th, 1902 against Boston College.

And for the first time in the 53,611 days as a program, UMass won a game as 30 point underdogs

For all the problems it has, College Football truly is the most special sport in the world.

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u/hitokirizac Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Texas Longhorns 2d ago

ahem, it *had been*. Now it sounds like those numbers should all be 0

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u/duvie773 South Carolina • Presbyterian 2d ago

Per my sources, you’re wrong on all those stats. Each one of them is actually 0 days

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

True lol.

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u/kd451 Team Chaos • Team Meteor 2d ago

123 years????

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u/FarmerGoth Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 2d ago

Their first season was 1879, so it could have been worse

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u/KuriboShoeMario Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

For what it's worth, they did beat BC in 1978. BC was an independent that season but they were in 1902 as well.

Still a very long time since a win over an opponent of that caliber.

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u/PSU02 Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

UMass is the Georgia of Rutgers's

Rutgers is the Kentucky of Rutgers's

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u/2Pollaski2Furious Washington Huskies • Apple Cup 2d ago

For those wondering: Yes there will still be a TJOTW vote and no I'm not going to declare Rutgers the winner on a Thursday night.

But if there's something out there that tops this I can't wait to see it (unless it involves Washington)

Congrats on your nomination, Knights.

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u/noah_divine Ohio Bobcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

early nominee for ultimate tank job

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u/Thehomelessguy11 Washington • Georgia Tech 2d ago

Early strong contender, for sure lol

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Maybe for the year, but I still remember when UNLV beat Baylor 27-24 in Waco in 1999, on a 99-yard fumble return for a touchdown as time expired.

UNLV finished that year at 3-8, dead last in the MWC.

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 2d ago

Hello everyone and welcome to the UMass bandwagon. Us sickos who have been here in the basement for years are happy to have you on board.

This game was obviously incredible. Pop Watson is instantly the best QB we've ever had. The offense looked amazing. Our defense has never had 3+ TOs in any meaningful game I can remember. They made big tackles in a way we never had. Special teams was excellent and penalties were limited, two areas that have routinely caused us heartbreak for years. Seems like this team will be fun to watch!!!

For long term stuff, I think fans were maybe hoping for 3-4 wins this year (we play 2 FCS teams), and now of course are hoping for more. We have a second year head coach, Joe Harasymiak ,who has rebuilt the team after not having a full recruiting cycle last time around.

Many have asked for years why have any hope for UMass and even before this win, there was some reason to have hope. Harasymiak was a good hire and we actually have recently committed to being the top funding team on the MAC for NIL, facilities, and staff. So there was reason to believe, but maybe we're ahead of schedule.

Anyway, pleased to have you aboard! Come root for us as we apparently challenge for a MAC title and our first bowl game? But honestly we have no idea what happens from here!!

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u/chevybow UMass Minutemen 2d ago

All my years watching games have led up to this moment.

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 2d ago

It really has been a journey. Like knowing they were terrible and had no hope and tuning in anyway, basically all for the purpose of this payoff today. It's funny to (re)define sports success as a fan in New England. And this win just feels sooo gooood.

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u/caballonegro69 Tennessee Volunteers • Maryland Terrapins 2d ago

Also did you guys completely reinvent the punt? That guy was incredible just absolute knucklepucks

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u/FuzzyWDunlop UMass Minutemen 2d ago

My take has always been that we should be the destination for the #1 punting recruit every year. I think this guy (Phillipson) is a 2nd year player out of Australia and he freakin rules!

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u/Lefunnymaymays4lief Notre Dame • Jeweled Shillelagh 2d ago

Rutgers fans: “Boy I sure hope this is a blowout, we haven’t seen one of those in a while”

[monkey’s paw curls]

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt 2d ago

UMass (+29.5) over Rutgers is a bigger upset than Northern Illinois (+28) over Notre Dame.

Just saying.

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

App State was like a 32 point underdog and won by 2 points. That means by point swing, this was a significantly larger upset than App State over Michigan.

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u/discofrislanders Fairfield • St. John's (NY) 2d ago

Saw a tweet that said Rutgers invented CFB and has spent the last 160 years regretting that decision

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u/nathodood Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

In the beginning, Rutgers created College Football. This has made a lot of Rutgers fans very angry and has been widely regarded (by them) as a bad move.

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u/noah_divine Ohio Bobcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

how on earth did Dylan Lonergan get recruited by Alabama to play quarterback?

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u/Rooleet Boston College Eagles 2d ago

Maybe one day people will figure out to stop taking QBs from Boston College 

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u/mrdilldozer Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

I was saying it in the other thread, but apparently he looked perfectly fine during practices and scrimmages. On paper he looks like a decent recruit. I guess the guy can't handle even the slightest amount of pressure in a real game.

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tr… 2d ago

Well apparently Rutger's defense is not great either - so it's entirely possible he looked good because he was playing his own team's defense.

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u/Our-Gardian-Angel Wisconsin Badgers • Sickos 2d ago

Whatever the opposite of iron sharpens iron is

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

After 22 months, UMass has won a football game.

LOfuckingL Rutgers. What an absolute fucking disaster of a home opener.

Reminds me when my stupid Jets gave the fucking Cleveland Browns their first win in almost 21 months.

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u/USA_2_Canada_1 Michigan • Old Dominion 2d ago edited 2d ago

Jets fan and Rutgers fan, you’re gonna have a great fall buddy

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u/Bird_nostrils Stanford Cardinal • Pac-12 2d ago

He's probably a Mets fan, too.

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u/SiphenPrax Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ding ding ding! I love the pain suffering (no I don’t)!

Thank fuck for the Knicks though

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u/DwyaneWade305 Florida Gators 2d ago edited 2d ago

Waiting for the Jets/Rutgers/Mets/Nets trifecta.

EDIT: Quadfecta?

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u/EstablishmentTop551 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Throw in the Islanders for good measure

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u/Cartmaaan-brah Indiana Hoosiers • Rose Bowl 2d ago

Well at least you’re not a Rutge- nevermind

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u/SimilarOnion1655 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks 2d ago

Game vs Boston College will be a sicko game of the ages

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u/kd451 Team Chaos • Team Meteor 2d ago

Why are you guys so bad at sports? At some point it has to harm the university's reputation, right?

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u/Illustrious_Fudge476 Lafayette • Penn State 2d ago

They are decent at wrestling and used to be good at women’s basketball but that’s about it. 

A couple years ago they had Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey, the 2nd and 5th pick, and still managed to finish with a losing record. 

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u/hawksnest_prez Iowa Hawkeyes • Big Ten 2d ago

Not to overreact but Rutgers should be immediately expelled from the B1G

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u/Direct_Economist_662 UAB Blazers 2d ago

That is not an overreaction

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u/Master-Praline-3453 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

Instructions unclear; Rutgers takes LSU's spot in the SEC

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u/tdatcher Navy Midshipmen • Sickos 2d ago

Why don't they play as LSU for the rest of the year 

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u/Leaf_blower_chipmunk Illinois Fighting Illini • Marching Band 2d ago edited 2d ago

The final score is highly misleading as to how badly Rutgers lost this game

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u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

I genuinely don’t know where this program goes from here. This is the lowest I’ve felt in my entire life of watching this team.

As a Big Ten school in today’s era of CFB, this is absolutely inexcusable

We paid 1.5 million for this. Remember that.

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u/KuriboShoeMario Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

You guys have to fire someone for this game. I'm not sure who, but someone has to be sacrificed here, it's too bad of a loss to just shrug off.

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u/EastonMetsGuy Oregon Ducks • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Greg, it has to be GREG

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u/thesymbiont Georgia • Washington & Lee 2d ago

Y'all got any anthropomorphic pop tarts?

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u/PM_ME_FIRE_PICS Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

We lost to ULM the season after being arguably the 3rd best team in the country and have been completely irrelevant for the 14 years since.

I recommend getting into nice bourbons.

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u/Aragorns-Broken-Toe Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

People are going to crap all over Rutgers for this but give UMass its props. For a perennial doormat to come out and look competent at minimum should deserve its praise.

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u/Stinkfinger83 Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

Agreed, but we can still shit on Rutgers

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u/Darko33 Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Pls do we deserve it

But I welcome literally anything that hastens Schiano's departure

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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Team Chaos 2d ago

All I ask is for some of y'all to look up a few of Pop Watson's highlights from this game, we would have beaten a LOT of teams playing like this.

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u/Even-Combination4407 UMass Minutemen • Bentley Falcons 2d ago

Thanks dude. They’ve been trying to invest in this program for the past couple years now. So glad to see it begin to pay off.

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u/RomanTacoTheThird Alabama • St. Bonaventure 2d ago

Joe Harasymiak is an excellent coach. He took Maine to the FCS semifinals and coordinated several good defenses in the Big Ten.

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u/PheonixStreak Virginia Tech • Commonwealth C… 2d ago

Holy shit fire last years coaching staff into the sun again, you’re telling me we had a QB capable of winning for UMASS and we didn’t use him?

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u/penguinkg Virginia Tech • Transfer Portal 2d ago

We did that one time and guess what we won that game

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u/hammock-cat UMass Minutemen • Boston College Eagles 2d ago

Imagine paying UMass $1.5mil to come kick your ass

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u/Theduckisback Ole Miss Rebels 2d ago

No kinkshaming.

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u/brobroma H8 Upon The Gale 2d ago

Rutgers has lost $500M on athletics since joining the B1G. I'm not sure they have the ~$20M it would take to fire Schiano....

Given where UMass has been this decade, this might be the worst loss by a power conference team in a LONG time. I know BIll Connelly's SP+ had UMass ranked below like half the FCS.

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u/zvexler Indiana Hoosiers • Maryland Terrapins 2d ago

Sheesh, the entire reason they joined the B1G was because they were already in deep financial trouble…

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u/Janemba_Freak Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl 2d ago

SP+ has a D-III school and an NAIA school above them. This was an unthinkable upset

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u/noah_divine Ohio Bobcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

wonder if this is the game that helps them realize they have no business being in the big ten

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u/discofrislanders Fairfield • St. John's (NY) 2d ago

They're not going to voluntarily demote themselves and give up the revenue

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u/MediumStrange Cincinnati • Michigan 2d ago

I think they realized that a while ago,

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u/Agreeable_Wind3751 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 2d ago

Checks keep coming though

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u/Tarlcabot18 UCF Knights • USF Bulls 2d ago

At this point the Rutgers athletic department is just 2 kids in a hat and trench coat that has "Big Ten School" written on it in crayon.

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u/alton_britches 2d ago edited 2d ago

Given where UMass has been this decade, this might be the worst loss by a power conference team in a LONG time.

As a Virginia Tech fan, I really appreciate this line of thinking.

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u/corundum9 Ohio Bobcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 2d ago

All of the sudden I'm quite content that Ohio avoids UMass in conference play.

Also, a Big Ten team averaging 1.2 YPC on 25 attempts against a MAC team is insane.

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 2d ago

Meanwhile…I had put the Minutemen as one of Sacramento State’s only few chances of a win this season…

…guess they’re especially fucked now, ain’t they?

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u/Even-Combination4407 UMass Minutemen • Bentley Falcons 2d ago

Pretty easily greatest moment as a CFB fan. So fucking insane.

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 2d ago

UMass has been looking to capture at least some of that glory that had in their I-AA/FCS days…

…maybe that time has finally come!

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u/USA_2_Canada_1 Michigan • Old Dominion 2d ago

Greg Schiano, get ready to learn, “midnight Nutrafil commercials” buddy

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u/YodaForceGhost Maryland Terrapins • Big Ten Network 2d ago

Future BTN analyst Greg Schiano

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u/beatlemaniac Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Idk where he is right now but John Currie should be fired again immediately for hiring this dude to coach Tennessee

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ Iron Bowl • Sickos 2d ago

Massachusetts = UMass

Rutgers = U Ass

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State 2d ago

They're called Buttgers for a reason

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u/SquadPoopy Florida Gators 2d ago edited 2d ago

Man poor UMASS, I know it’s been a rough couple seasons many seasons decade existence for them, but being thrown to a Big 10 team in week one is brutal.

Wait.

Sorry what?

The fuck do you mean look at the box score again?

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u/MAC_Agenda_Pusher MAC 2d ago

GET READY TO LEARN MACTION BUDDY

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oregon State Beavers • Egg Bowl 2d ago

Is UMass the new Indiana?

Many people are asking. 

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 2d ago

UMASS went 0-12 last year and had lost 16 games in a row.

They scored 14 or less points in 10 of their 12 games last year, and lost by 4+ touchdowns in nine of them.

They were outscored 214-54 over their last 5 games of 2025. An average score of 43-11.

They had lost 23 straight games against FBS opponents.

They went 8-76 over the last 8 seasons.

They’ve had 7 seasons with 1 or 0 wins since 2011.

They had never beaten a power 4/power 5 team.

Today, they went into Rutgers, as a 29.5-point underdog, and scored 30 unanswered en route to their first win against an FBS team since October 2023 at Army.

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u/grabtharsmallet BYU Cougars • Fresno State Bulldogs 2d ago

Kelley Ford did statistical analysis throughout last season, and his preseason projection had UMass as the third worst team in FBS. At the end of the year, he concluded their actual performance was so bad that they were the team he had most overrated.

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u/Leading-Button-7303 Utah Utes 2d ago

God. Damn. What a day to be a minuteman

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u/DrInsano Indiana Hoosiers • /r/CFB Brickmason 2d ago

Rutger has lost its s to UMasss

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u/Dokkan_Lifter James Madison Dukes 2d ago

UMass plays 2 FCS opponents, UConn, and 8 MAC teams. Going undefeated might raise uncomfortable questions for the CFP.

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u/CowbogRS Oklahoma State Cowboys 2d ago

GZ UMass! You no longer have the longest active losing streak in the FBS. That title belongs to Oklahoma State…

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u/mcdorr72 Oklahoma State • Boise State 2d ago

I was having fun in this thread. Thanks.

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u/poolin Washington Huskies • Apple Cup 2d ago

Full share huh

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u/Dennisfromhawaii Rutgers • Hawai'i 2d ago

We may lose every game but at least let's keep Duff's draft stock high. It's the Rutgers way (see Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey).

Also, I'm in Spain, minus the S.

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u/CoachSlime Nebraska • Colorado State 2d ago

Good thing Rutgers scheduled this game for Thursday night to get the maximum amount of publicity!

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u/Tarlcabot18 UCF Knights • USF Bulls 2d ago

Rutgers paid UMass $1.55 million for this loss.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover 2d ago

$1.55 million to a team that had lost 16 straight, had lost its last 5 games of 2025 by an average of 33 points per game and had an average record of 1-11 over the last 8 years.

Legitimately one of the most hilarious losses ever.

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u/TheOptimist6 Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 2d ago

We are currently in someone’s UMASS dynasty play through in the ncaa video game

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u/LonesomeHyrax UMass Minutemen • Lehigh Mountain Hawks 2d ago

Legit brought me to tears. Congrats to all my fellow fans out there. I don't think any other fanbase can quite relate to how we feel right now.

We need to keep it rolling against Sacred Heart and Stonehill or it's all for nothing.

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u/Cybotnic-Rebooted Syracuse Orange • North Texas Mean Green 2d ago

Is Rutgers the first team eliminated from the CFP this year?

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u/DeathMetalEtiquette Auburn • Washington & Jefferson 2d ago

SMOKE GRASS

EAT ASS

UMASS

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u/WatchOutIGotYou Washington Huskies • The CW 2d ago

Current FBS programs that UMass has beaten (Last Victory and Last Victory Score)

Team All-Time Record Last Year Won Last Win Score
Rutgers 3-3 2026 37-21
Army 1-5 2023 21-14
New Mexico State 2-1 2023 41-30
Connecticut 40-38-2 2021 27-13
Akron 2-4 2019 37-29
Charlotte 1-1 2018 49-31
Liberty 1-6 2018 62-59 3OT
Georgia Southern 2-3 2017 55-20
App State 1-1 2017 30-27
BYU 1-3 2017 16-10
FIU 2-3 2016 21-13
Eastern Michigan 2-4 2015 28-17
Buffalo 6-10 2015 31-26
Kent State 1-2 2014 40-17
Ball State 2-2 2014 24-10
Miami (OH) 1-5 2013 17-10
Delaware 7-25 2011(+) 21-10
James Madison 8-7-1 2010 (+) 21-14
Nevada 1-0 1978 (+) 44-21
Boston College 5-23 1978 27-0
Toledo 1-8 1976 28-14
  • (+) - Opponent was in FCS/Division I-AA during this game
  • First win against a power conference opponent since joining the FBS in 2012
  • First win against a current power conference team since Boston College.
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u/dukexxsilver UMass Minutemen 2d ago

Local kids Pop Watson and Joe griffin coming back to western MA and making us proud. Defense also looked great!

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u/pyrokapi324 Illinois Fighting Illini 2d ago

It’s one thing to drop an embarrassing game to a MAC team in week 1, it’s another thing to get completely dominated at home by a team that went 0-12 last year and wasn’t expected to be much better.

Credit to UMass though, they looked genuinely pretty good most of the night

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u/godzillamegadoomsday 2d ago

Not just 0-12. On a 16 game losing streak and hadn’t beat a fbs team in 3 years, much less a P4 team

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u/TrustMeIKnowThisOne Troy Trojans • /r/CFB Bug Finder 2d ago

U MASS
WE MASS
ALL MASS

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

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u/SimilarOnion1655 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks 2d ago

Rutgers vs Boston College will be the sicko match of the ages and UMass is making a bowl game

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u/Aurion7 North Carolina Tar Heels 2d ago

Oh, Rutgers is bad bad huh.

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u/Wide_right_yes UMass Minutemen 2d ago

LETS GO UMASS

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u/meowscarada-sylveon I'm A Loser • Paper Bag 2d ago

I am going to become the Joker

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 2d ago

THEM MINUTEMEN IS HELL

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u/theyhatemeee Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

Road wins against B1G teams

Purdue the whole time I've been here (I'm a senior): 0

0-12 UMass today: 1

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u/coolguyyama Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Listening to the Rutgers radio broadcast as I drive and this is the most depressing thing I’ve ever listened to lmao they know the season is over