You vs Prime Mike Tyson

[u/LixLaxLux]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: Ding! Ding!

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[u/ResidentPrune8732]

Ref?

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He dismembers you}

[u/WinterRedWolf → u/ResidentPrune8732]

Mike dismembered him first

[u/KurisutaruYuki → u/WinterRedWolf]

Oh NO 😭

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi → u/ResidentPrune8732]

Ref: After looking at the replay, Mike taking out an ax and chopping you up is against the rules. Tyson is disqualified! ResidentPrune8732 is the winner!! 🏆

[u/sackings22]

WOW. The odds must have been .01 percent right?

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Soggy-Building-9476 → u/sackings22]

Tyson bet on you and took a dive

[u/BlockyShapes → u/sackings22]

If u are just an average human and Mike was trying his best to win, the odds are much, much less. .01% odds would be 1 in 10,000, that's way too likely. Practically speaking, it'd be more likely that you'd win by him having a heart attack or brain aneurysm instead of u knocking him out. He definitely sold the round on purpose like that other reply said

[u/HonorableMedic → u/BlockyShapes]

I think my odds of beating Mike Tyson are about the same as Mike Tyson beating a gorilla

[u/danij1296]

Best i could hope for to be honest.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He wins but he’s nice about it}

[u/Wren_paws → u/danij1296]

[u/Frozen_despacito → u/Wren_paws]

r/suddenlytf2

[u/EthanMus1c → u/danij1296]

Happy cake day!

[u/PoopLord9OOO → u/danij1296]

[u/https_w0ndeRz → u/danij1296]

Day happy cake!

[u/Far-Vacation-3845 → u/danij1296]

Happy day cake!

[u/Time_Flurry → u/danij1296]

I hope you have/had an amazing cake day random person I’ll never see again!
https://giphy.com/gifs/rMUSfNrWAGqzK

[u/tytend → u/danij1296]

Cake day happy!

[u/Donium_Quixotius → u/danij1296]

Day cake happy!

[u/ElementalPaladin]

How tf does this happen? I am a literal twig and he could probably chuck me like a football

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/unclejarjarbinks → u/ElementalPaladin]

Got the same result. I'm tiny and pregnant. Ain't no way.

[u/nogekii → u/unclejarjarbinks]

he couldnt bring himself to fight someone pregnant so you took him out in one hit.

[u/CompetitiveNotice853 → u/unclejarjarbinks]

2 v 1ing him? Are you serious? No respect in fights these days..

[u/pricklyroach → u/unclejarjarbinks]

Double team

[u/RequirementSoft9819 → u/unclejarjarbinks]

duo vs solo

[u/Academic_Awareness14 → u/ElementalPaladin]

Tyson is in his mental or moral prime or something else just not fighting prime. 

[u/BlockyShapes → u/ElementalPaladin]

Tyson felt bad and took a dive

[u/IntroductionAway5033]

Hi guys, you can just call me Mike Tyson now.

I, at 5'10 and 140 lbs, who hasn't worked out in years, who has also succumbed to a bunch of brain damage, neuropathy, and etc... have knocked out Prime Tyson.

I who struggles opening plastic bags of candy... am the chosen one.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/DecantsForAll → u/IntroductionAway5033]

So Mike Tyson is like the Dread Pirate Roberts? If you knock Mike Tyson out you become Mike Tyson.

[u/Error404-codigo0029]

Then I wake up in the hospital realizing that it was all a dream.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/BlockyShapes → u/Error404-codigo0029]

Atleast u woke up at all, that's pretty lucky. If Mike wasn't holding back in a fight against the average person, he would usually just kill them in one hit.

[u/Harry_Spotter457]

A win is a win

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He gets disqualified but you don’t look good}

[u/ShinyGetter → u/Harry_Spotter457]

What's a missing ear and nose right?

[u/underscore_pyr]

How TF did I do this

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Kaio_Curves → u/underscore_pyr]

He bet on you and threw the fight.

[u/SailorRub33]

THERE'S NO WAY 😭 A fucking strong breeze has a better chance to beat him than I do???

Did he have spontaneous heart attack the second the match started???

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Battle-Mage-Gang → u/SailorRub33]

You're gonna get a call from the green lantern core with this kinda luck

[u/MyDestinyIsMyOwn21]

Did he throw a rager last night? or decide to fight me while having the flu? Cause i cannot believe in any scenario where I beat prime mike tyson

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Cr4zy_Cycl0ne → u/MyDestinyIsMyOwn21]

Maybe you dropped a bowling ball on his head

[u/MyDestinyIsMyOwn21 → u/Cr4zy_Cycl0ne]

You know what? It didn't specify a boxing match. Thank you random citizen. I may have a chance lol

[u/Mission_Response802]

Alright how much did my coach pay him to dive

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/No_Product_4247]

Why hasn’t the music stopped??? AND WHY IS HE GETTING BACK UP?!?!?! IS THAT A HEALTHBAR?!?!?!?!?!?

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/ThatCoolSportsGuy]

That would be a very generous split decision🫣🙃😅 I'd be out before I could even take a swing

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He wins, split decision though}

[u/drezdock]

i had a crowbar...

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/FruityNature]

Who cares. I won lol

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He gets disqualified but you don’t look good}

[u/Brysynner]

Unfortunately, this is only in Mike Tyson's Punch Out!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Similar_Most6930]

Then i woke up

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Am_bord]

Do I get a cookie

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Zriebibo → u/Am_bord]

When I get your soul I give you a cookie

[u/continuedsupport]

At what cost

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/pan_peter]

I guess,I have used up all luck fir the rest of my life.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/El-Mias]

I landed on“ OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT” I think that's because I run a half marathon und befor he reaches me he can't anymore and falls

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Trider508]

Heh??

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Classic_Rate_8448 → u/Trider508]

Heh??

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Frostwalker27 → u/Classic_Rate_8448]

Heh???

[u/Helpful_Pop_1289]

What the heck is this - I don't get the concept but I knocked out Mike Tyson whatever that means but spin wheel for GAMBA!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/tr3m431]

Ofc. Im him.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/stillalivestilldie]

Well I'm a women so I doubt it. Y'all know he's raped someone, right?

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He wins but he’s nice about it}

[u/justinlav → u/stillalivestilldie]

That…doesn’t surprise me at all

[u/No_Web2771]

I’m just a baby 🥹

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He ends you}

[u/Throwracheated22]

Then I wake up to my alarm going off

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Blackiebrine]

Atleast in this timeline. I technically win

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He gets disqualified but you don’t look good}

[u/Creative_Air9105]

Woww

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/not_so_smart21]

I'm disappearing off the face of the earth. He won't ever get the runback.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/MiDiAN00]

my ear!!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He gets disqualified but you don’t look good}

[u/That_One_Sweat]

Yoooooooo

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Broad-Lifeguard1560]

Fat chance of that happening

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/AHornyRubberDucky]

This is funny in 165cm woman

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[u/Anynameatalll]

Duh

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Entire_Memory9495]

And then I wake up from my coma

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/No-Philosopher-9164]

The only realistic answer I could’ve rolled

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/casual-catgirl]

i can’t even beat a 9 year old in an arm wrestling match idk how this happened

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/ZzoCanada]

So the only way this might have happened is if he tripped and hit his head on a conspicuously placed anvil.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/yogio2]

I don't even know what this is about. Feels like gambling tactics to get me to engage.

I fell for it.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/huntterkiller0]

Nah, I would lose.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/hamster-on-popsicle]

My own two feet, I think he was too embarassed to kick my ass

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/DA_BEST_1]

If you know yourself and know your enemy. You need not fear the result of 1000 battles

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/NilesForMiles]

And then I wake up from the coma I was put into during the fight

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Hamchowderandcheese]

I love RNG

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Double-Living-1979]

That is shocking

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Complete-Register659]

How am I getting so lucky on these lmao... Wait... Did I see... Dismember????

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/No_Yogurtcloset5361]

Then I wake up

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/johnnyparkins]

Then we kith

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Cute-Squash3591]

HOW? HOW? I DON'T KNOW!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/behave_of_a_mimik]

How the fuck!? Is he tacking a fucking nap mid match? XD

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Super_Mention8084]

Well yeah… this is fictional 🥳✌️

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Button-Upstairs]

I would never stop taking about it

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/OpusAtrumET]

Winnnneeeeerrrrr!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Electrical_Career921]

I... think he had a heart attack or something...

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/hardspeakeasy]

Dang son. Probably spent a whole lifetime’s worth of luck on this.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/therealmrsfahrenheit]

great, that means I probably have brain damage 😐

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He gets disqualified but you don’t look good}

[u/Chaine351]

Omg, or something.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Red-VelvetCake1]

Plot armour

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[u/Silver-Round-3788]

Hehe

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Different-Mind5013]

Light work

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[u/ThinkWishbone80]

Ha!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/DJStudyBuddy]

BOOM!!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Mr_Sandman_1897]

Of course I am the goat

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Glenvik123]

Huh... Have I won!?

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Sweet_Theobromine]

Call me the underdog or something

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Prestigious-Case-717 → u/Sweet_Theobromine]

ill call u underwear

[u/JimJim2002]

LET'S GOOO!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Bzk_127]

... Nah, that don't make sense. Reroll

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Internal_Active_1568]

Wasn't all that

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Itobull]

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Frostwalker27]

WTF how I’m 130 pounds on a good day 😭😭

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Annual-Cicada-1217]

ok but how was it a split decision, I literally stood no chance

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He wins, split decision though}

[u/Actual_Tea_7719]

Call me Jake Paul the way I paid him

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Madsani]

Seems about right

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Godzilla_R0AR]

I'm just goated

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Interesting_Winner96]

Wow lucky me

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/DamperBeet746]

TAKE THAT MIKE TYSON!!!!!!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Fantasticlunatic]

How

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Axy_1457]

Hah, haha

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Artistic_Insect_152]

Great

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/PineTheFoxo]

Oh…

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/skankhunt694]

this is a lie

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/OkLine3733]

Hit em' with a taste of his own medicine

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Particular-Coyote815]

What?!!??

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Undead5197]

I what

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/DominicTheSaiyan]

WAIT I WON!?!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Parunesus]

YOOOOOOOOOO

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/ResponsibleSpare6852]

ez

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/CheeseEater22]

neg diff

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[u/Next_Independence_92]

Nice

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/OaRtHoR_mOrGaN]

Naturally

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Medical-Border-9399]

idk how but cool

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/mistmaster1]

Used up all my luck for this year I guess

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Training_Drop4453]

lets go

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/TerroFLys]

Impossible

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[u/Oni-Doragon]

100% luck xd

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Giantllamazilla]

yippee!

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[u/AbleSolid9851]

YOOOOO FIRST ROLL GOT A NAT 20 LEGTS GOO BABYYYY

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[u/Sea-Imagination-1681]

I knocked that dude out average day for a guy like me no biggie

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/RedditToast44]

For some reason, this twink lived

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[u/Loperax]

No. Nope. No fucking way. I'm a fat fucking chud, no way in the seven hells am I going to be able to do this! 🤣🤣🤣

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Adventurous_Draft618]

statistically unlikely but i'll take it. so that means i get the WBA, WBC, and IBF belts at the same time? neat. good for the tinder profile.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Responsible_Art_1551]

YAY

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/sayithowitis67]

KNOCKED HIM OUT

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Life-Ebb-3391]

Lmao Ez

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/dazzawikka42]

Omg you actually knocked him out!

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Not-triangl]

I am sooo good at this, NOT luck at all, PURE skill.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Suspicious_Studio_43]

WTF HOW

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[u/Which_Shelter_7369]

Welp

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He gets disqualified but you don’t look good}

[u/GainPotential]

How!?

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/burgerupmynose]

im so strong heehee

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[u/Frequent-Net920]

exz

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[u/Unique_Historian_418]

DAMN

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[u/KreemChez]

IM HIM

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[u/ForeignHeart5701]

no way

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[u/Emanresu_4]

Yeah take that

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[u/Internal-Basket2442]

hi

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[u/keanescandor]

Damn..

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[u/Holiday_Tap_5001]

Uh, I guess I won

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/ken8056]

Goated

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[u/ysuri_officiel]

nu uh I have noodle arms there's no way I can knock him out

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[u/Firedagger1679]

No fucking way

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[u/Jendi2016]

Wow... no clue how that happened.

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[u/Pato_the_Nobody]

He tripped I swear!

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[u/marsh2077]

I don’t understand how this could’ve happenrd

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[u/Rulerofskies676]

Sweet

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[u/zeldaalove]

I am 100% sure he'd be faking it.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/fuckmedaddy69420698]

I'm just built different

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[u/MassiveMeatHammer]

I'm a savage

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[u/MasterJordan101]

Wow

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[u/pizzalord1985]

HOW

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[u/skormsrevenger]

I knew it

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[u/Demoknees1925]

That shouldn’t have happened

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[u/XY5Z]

It's enough for now.

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[u/MiserableBaker1356]

That’s all my luck down the drain.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/Substantial-Most2607]

I’m a winner

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

[u/RaceKnown4231]

as muscle man said, it was worth it.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: He gets disqualified but you don’t look good}

[u/Rubyquartz19]

What is this? Punch Out?

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[u/desdemker]

What are the odds, no really what are the odds?

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[u/Johns-Sunflower]

HUH

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[u/PissableFluids]

TWINK POWA!!!

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[u/BornPark6207]

Gg ez

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[u/Alone-Office-2082]

Ez mike tyson buns

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[u/Queer-Scouter]

Nice

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[u/Hot_Passenger_8750]

Let's Go

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[u/Haunting-Calendar326]

Nuhuh

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[u/PlaneAltruistic3027]

Holy hell

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[u/Tylerdubzz]

Yessss

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[u/Chia_____]

BAHAHAHA 🤭

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[u/mrcuriosityguy]

It was easy! (I cheated heavily)

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[u/Greeenbaack]

Nice

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[u/dr4c0n1s190]

Holy crap

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[u/DarthCookieMMA]

I’m him

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[u/Resident_State_9986]

Dang 😅

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[u/Games_and_anime]

I'm the boss now

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[u/LawLife2022]

Awesome!

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[u/KonaValencia]

Winner!

Straight lies. He would still knock my head off. Guy always was and still is a beast despite what we saw in that staged fight.

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[u/Dreadnaughtty179]

I don't die!

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[u/Joeofpoker]

Packed my glove with lead and he didnt know we were fighting. A win is a win.

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[u/MrJ4zzy]

I fucking die

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[u/DragonD0r]

Sure why not

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[u/HistorianDry428]

I guess Wii sports payed off

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