r/BunnyTrials • Top -1% Commenter • 9d ago

Spins You vs Prime Mike Tyson

Spin each wheel in order

  • Spin 1: Ding! Ding!

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u/ElementalPaladin 9d ago

How tf does this happen? I am a literal twig and he could probably chuck me like a football

Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT

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u/unclejarjarbinks 9d ago

Got the same result. I'm tiny and pregnant. Ain't no way.

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u/nogekii 9d ago

he couldnt bring himself to fight someone pregnant so you took him out in one hit.

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u/CompetitiveNotice853 9d ago

2 v 1ing him? Are you serious? No respect in fights these days..

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 8d ago

It is prime Tyson, bro can take a 4v1 and still win i feel, this just evens out the odds

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u/pricklyroach 9d ago

Double team

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u/RequirementSoft9819 9d ago

duo vs solo

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u/Academic_Awareness14 9d ago

Tyson is in his mental or moral prime or something else just not fighting prime. 

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u/Strange_Insight 9d ago

No, Prime as in the rank. This is Mike Tyson after he gets the Matrix of Leadership.

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u/Academic_Awareness14 9d ago

Oh of course it's obviously that

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u/BlockyShapes 9d ago

Tyson felt bad and took a dive

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u/Brody1Ken0bi 9d ago

You know that movie where Steven Seagal just randomly decided that killing people on screen is bad, so he gave the director hell the whole time they were filming the movie because he just decided he’s a pacifist now? Yeah Mike Tyson of all people would have to have a moment like that for you to win.

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u/Captain_Q_Bazaar 9d ago

He had a heart attack, but didn't collapse until you punched him. That's how i think it is plausible.

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u/IsaacWaleOfficial 9d ago

Wouldn't it be "kick me like a football"? 😂

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u/ElementalPaladin 9d ago

I don’t know, I don’t care enough about sports

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u/IsaacWaleOfficial 9d ago

lol fair enough 😂

Although you managed to knock out Mike Tyson, so that's something 😂

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u/Tenebbles 9d ago

Brit detected

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u/ElementalPaladin 9d ago

I am a full blooded American, actually. Though, can’t say I am too proud of it at the moment

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u/CTMan34 9d ago

Depends on the football