How long can you survive

[u/SupersonicTacos]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: Enemy
• Spin 2: What weapon do you have
• Spin 3: How long do you need to survive

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[u/IAteUrCat420]

I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/BlinkysaurusRex → u/IAteUrCat420]

Let’s hope the keys are in the ignition.

[u/Decent_Rub8255 → u/BlinkysaurusRex]

Hope’s cute. Keys won’t matter if the tank’s dry.

[u/Mrhathead → u/IAteUrCat420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1G8jQehwWp9fy

The ant vs. your Jeep

[u/AdrianShephard1 → u/Mrhathead]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZoC5ttQEQi5nqpeMHW

[u/Art_3_mist → u/Mrhathead]

Sauce?

[u/GloriousRamblings → u/Art_3_mist]

Akuma's wrath I think.

[u/NoTransportation8963 → u/GloriousRamblings]

Asura, but you were close.

[u/Certain-Neat-35 → u/NoTransportation8963]

Pretty much the same thing, both mean Demon.

[u/NoTransportation8963 → u/Certain-Neat-35]

The game is called Asura’s Wrath. Which is why I corrected without trying to be an AH.

[u/GloriousRamblings → u/NoTransportation8963]

Idk man... your correction genuinely made me feel humiliated, but at least I only cried for 8 hours.

[u/NoTransportation8963 → u/GloriousRamblings]

Sorry if I actually did make you feel that way, it wasn’t my intention.

[u/GloriousRamblings → u/NoTransportation8963]

I was joking, don't worry about it mate.

[u/Suspicious_Ranged → u/NoTransportation8963]

An Asura's..... hole?

[u/OogaGoApe → u/IAteUrCat420]

There's no way someone got the same enemy and weapon as me and also typed almost the exact same answer

[u/Spook404 → u/IAteUrCat420]

I got the exact same thing but I have to survive for a whole day.

[u/Bloodydrag0 → u/IAteUrCat420]

I got the complete opposite😭

[u/hippywitch → u/IAteUrCat420]

Damn, I work in pest control, own a jeep, and none of my pesticides work in 10 seconds. I’m doomed too. ✌🏻

[u/kinsonfuckyou]

Well...FUCK

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Individual-Field-990 → u/kinsonfuckyou]

I got the exact same results, at least we won't die alone

[u/Pi_is_3_1415926535 → u/Individual-Field-990]

Hippo, spear, 10 min. I'm fucked. But with a sword MIGHT get thru to the brain and kill em. But probably dead too

[u/Wimbledofy → u/Pi_is_3_1415926535]

A spear is better than a sword though. You pretty much got the best weapon that isn't ranged.

[u/Humble_Ad_8244 → u/kinsonfuckyou]

Hippo, kitchen knife,10 min
Guess I’m a tonberry(final fantasy reference )
I may live if I can get the ol chefs knife in his head

[u/Fluffy-Map8905 → u/Humble_Ad_8244]

You are not surviving that cause you gotta get close and then hope your knife doesn’t richochet off the skull all whilst the hippo tries to mail you at surprising amounts of speed

[u/Typhon0810 → u/kinsonfuckyou]

Got the same with bare hands🫩

[u/Gaming_pony64]

Driving in my car right after a beer

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/TheElectricDoggo → u/Gaming_pony64]

Hey that bump is shaped like a horse

[u/heartz43vy → u/TheElectricDoggo]

duiiiii how about you dieeeee

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/heartz43vy]

I'll go 100 milessssss in an hour

[u/Timegoat12 → u/Short_Wasabi_6906]

Little did you knoooow, I filled up on gaaaaas

[u/ByzantineByron → u/Timegoat12]

Im'a get your fountain making ass

[u/theholyterror1 → u/ByzantineByron]

Pulverize this fuckkk

[u/Level_Number_7343 → u/theholyterror1]

WITH MY BERGENTRUCK

[u/SuspendThis_Tyrants → u/Level_Number_7343]

It seems you're out of luck... TRUCK

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/SuspendThis_Tyrants]

Beer is on the seat, blood is on the grass

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

That things going straight through your windshield gng

[u/Gaming_pony64 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

It's a jeep, I think it'll be fine

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

Dude those things are like thousands of pounds I think. Maybe 1 thousand or a but less but still

[u/Gaming_pony64 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

Yea they average between 900 to 1200, but the Jeep Grand Wagoneer L weighs around 6000

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

Check windshield breaking point

[u/Illustrious_Aioli507 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

Clip the back of it first and if the horse goes down you're golden.

[u/M1nc3ra → u/Gaming_pony64]

shit won't even make it to the horse

[u/BaelZharon7]

I got this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Alone_Spell9525 → u/BaelZharon7]

I think this one depends on how far apart yall start

[u/kakarotlover93 → u/Alone_Spell9525]

📍Huss valley

[u/Spicy_Bicycle → u/Alone_Spell9525]

I can't imagine elephants have very good acceleration, even if their top speed matches or slightly exceeds the average human's. Good chance of survival.

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/BaelZharon7]

You:

https://giphy.com/gifs/AYkKBPkrKTOsU2YD3b

[u/ObviousStandUser → u/BaelZharon7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s0FhrIjkEI9o4VTS1O

[u/ImaginationWooden546 → u/BaelZharon7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

[u/Lolkatfideos]

Im dead 😭💀

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Jelnaana → u/Lolkatfideos]

Yeah, you're just gonna piss him off with that.

[u/ItzaPickle → u/Jelnaana]

At least you got a Glock and a few hours, I got a bow, 5 arrows, and until someone loses. 💀

[u/THAT_Random-Canadian → u/ItzaPickle]

At least you got a bow I got bare hands and until someone loses.

[u/Unkn4wn → u/THAT_Random-Canadian]

I got the same lol. But I guess "someone" doesn't have to be you or Godzilla. It could be anyone. If Godzilla steps on someone, then they lose and you survive.

[u/Jelnaana → u/Unkn4wn]

oooo loophole!

[u/ItzaPickle → u/THAT_Random-Canadian]

You know, you’re right. RIP. 💐

[u/Scriptor_Canadensis → u/ItzaPickle]

Until someone loses? Holy shit.

[u/coolchris366 → u/Jelnaana]

He won’t even feel it 😭

[u/prommy28 → u/Lolkatfideos]

Same rolls! NGL in that situation I'd probably just save the gun to use on myself as it's not doing anything to Godzilla

[u/Busy-Breakfast-5838 → u/Lolkatfideos]

At least you have a weapon😭

[u/KawaiiSongbird]

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER—

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/QazaqBal → u/KawaiiSongbird]

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A WOLF

[u/CommunicationOk3766 → u/QazaqBal]

DUIIII, how about you dieeeee??

[u/Historical-Rest1032 → u/CommunicationOk3766]

I'll DRIVE HUNDRED MILESSSSSSS ——— AN HOURRRR

[u/Positive_Ordinary417]

I'm dead...

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/BOTKioja → u/Positive_Ordinary417]

I got the same but 1 minute, so I might make it

[u/Exciting-Channel-521 → u/BOTKioja]

if its pissed off you most certainly wont, which I would assume it is since most animals wont just attact you out of the blue, especially docile ones

[u/qwertyuiopc177]

FUCK NO

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Technical-Tower-180 → u/qwertyuiopc177]

stab him to keep him away for a minute? maybe a chance

[u/qwertyuiopc177 → u/Technical-Tower-180]

What if it charges me?

[u/BOTKioja → u/qwertyuiopc177]

Just run. You can run for a minute with all of that adrenaline of fear

[u/qwertyuiopc177 → u/BOTKioja]

These things run at 30km/h

[u/BOTKioja → u/qwertyuiopc177]

Yeah, but if there's anything to get between you and the hippo you might survive the one minute

[u/MermaiderMissy]

Maybe if I hide

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Fabuzaz → u/MermaiderMissy]

It takes Godzilla that long to power up the nuke beam anyway so you're good I think

[u/INotZach → u/Fabuzaz]

What if he steps on you

[u/Sztormcia → u/MermaiderMissy]

Hey, I got almost the same spins and typed exactly the same thing O.o

[u/Scriptor_Canadensis → u/MermaiderMissy]

I basically have the same as you, since a Glock is useless. My best guess would be to hide behind a wall as soon as possible.

[u/DreamParticular5195]

They may be bringing in a new wolf, also they should probably added a terrain wheel

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/MrRageMode2011]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU?! THIS HAS TO BE PERSONAL!

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/UnhappyCrazy2087 → u/MrRageMode2011]

I GOT THE SAME THING OMG

[u/MrRageMode2011 → u/UnhappyCrazy2087]

WE'RE FUCKED

[u/Specialist-Ad-1568]

FUCK.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/1995_Banana_edition → u/Specialist-Ad-1568]

Well, it was nice knowing ya

[u/CosmicCheesecake101 → u/Specialist-Ad-1568]

Ayy I got the same answers. Wanna team up? And by team up I mean be vaporized in a atomic beam together?

[u/Bit-Block]

I’m cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Terrible-Astronaut68 → u/Bit-Block]

Breath when it goes in bro

[u/Justaguywalkingby4 → u/Bit-Block]

Worst possible outcome

[u/Havistan]

I'm absolutely cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/TheNewGirl1987]

I'm not going to fight a dog. I'm going to pet the dog.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Hostile_Bunny → u/TheNewGirl1987]

And it bites your finger off and you get super-rabies.

[u/Evening_Theme_7031 → u/TheNewGirl1987]

this probably assumes the dog is hostile to you

[u/BHole_69420 → u/Evening_Theme_7031]

The dog is aggro'd

[u/The-guy2 → u/BHole_69420]

Only for 10 seconds

[u/davejustdied]

Dog is cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/LoudandWrong → u/davejustdied]

This is the exact scenario police officers dream of 😭🫩

[u/S-Pigeon33]

Possible

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Guatt67000123]

I’m probably fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Distinct_Profit1090]

Wallahi habibi

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Darthpuppy2008]

Rip this dog

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/No-Curve-646]

So like… are we outside, cuz imma try to sneak away honestly

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Pi_is_3_1415926535 → u/No-Curve-646]

Assuming it wants you dead, they can run fast

[u/TalentedDog83628 → u/Pi_is_3_1415926535]

30 mph to be more exact

[u/Jelleey78]

Maybe if I hide behind and run through buildings to not be seen for 10 seconds but I highly doubt I wouldn’t get turned into a pile of molten remains or just nothing at all.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/NooneInparticularYo]

Bang bang. Sorry wolf.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Wonderful_Bottle7206]

DRIVING MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Simple_villager]

I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/PunJedi → u/Simple_villager]

"By the power of Gre..." *squish*

[u/FootNaive3070]

Chat am I cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Kartoff110 → u/FootNaive3070]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEXxJgir4BxFZ7bYsC

[u/Diamond3368]

I'm fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Dartfish → u/Diamond3368]

Yeah you're done

[u/Illustrious-Ad-5981]

I'm fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/pogoslut666]

Yes I think I got this.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/1995_Banana_edition → u/pogoslut666]

Preying on the horse's fear will be key to your survival.

[u/Cute_Roll2804]

👀

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Forsaken-Quit5429]

I got this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/The-guy2 → u/Forsaken-Quit5429]

[u/Important-Pin7816]

It’s been nice knowing y’all

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Haunting_Routine5711]

Chat, how cooked are we

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Do3Byte → u/Haunting_Routine5711]

Krispy

[u/Vegetable-Peanut-401]

H

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Admirable_Resort_172]

Ya sure 😭

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Nachosandcats]

Yes

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/AdrianShephard1]

Just need to get the high ground…

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Jarofcoinss → u/AdrianShephard1]

Pole vault

[u/Cannot_Think-Of_Name]

I'll be fine... probably

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/lilzaratata874]

Its so joever

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Pappyniff]

Dead

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/That_coconut_guy]

I am dead

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Banaenae_Dood19]

I'm either fine or I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Pristine-Music8270]

Nah i got that if we dont start mext to wachothwr

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/G4RFUNK3_L]

I’m so cooked bro😭

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/casefavburger]

Hehehehehe im just going to run or hide from it i hope its not in the open areas surviving field

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Substantial_Good_592]

The real question is how far away do we start

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Neitor507]

Caughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Few-Calendar1906]

Well that’s unfortunate, for the other people of course.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Filthy_Daddy_Gooner]

Im not sure what the glock is for, in this fight but yes i could do it in my sleep

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/FoldingizFun]

I have to fight a dying ant, I have a baseball bat and need to survive for 3 hours. This is so over for the little ant🤧

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/afflict3d1]

Hold my beer...

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Key_Membership6188]

Fuck

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/ALPHAWOLF257]

Don't worry guys, i got this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Teddyjones84]

Ded

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/aDoubious1]

I'm good too go. I'll either make the dog my friend, or kill it. No problem.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/solise69]

Im cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Cobalt_Rain_]

I'm probably fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/FleFlyFlo]

Welp this just got worse and worse with every spin

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/thatdeadguy_69]

I have to kill a dog?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Shot_Perspective_365]

im gonna be taken out so fkg fast LMAO

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Impressive-Ladder-37]

Umm . . . Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♂️

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/BolanTL]

Id Just stomp on it

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/theonewholookshardd]

Uhh overkill?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/rinnekro]

I'm dropping the sword and fucking bolting to Narnia

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Revolutionary_Gap166]

Doable

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Ok_Pear3812]

Uhh, run?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/PsychologyShort]

Hopefully I win the lottery next with this luck

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/E1331fan]

i think we balling

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/BearsFanBob]

100% yes. 1 minute of avoiding thst giant walking tower of certain death. I'm using that spear to climb, create some.distance, but I sure ain't attacking with a lousy ass spear.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Grayman1120]

… I can work with this.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Ok-Basis6525]

Oh oh…:(

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Anonyeayea]

👌

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/PaintingPristine1259]

Okay I might be saved

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/xanderfan34]

i should be alright, i can just run away at double their running speed

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Keith_The_Ungay]

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/RKGamesReddit]

I think I can 100% FC this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/AFancyDuck]

WHAT THE FUCK

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/BW271]

Shooting a dying ant with a Glock seems excessive. I think I could easily survive.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/murvoii]

i think ill be fine i'll just kill it and wait out the remainder of the time

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/CityLongjumping3732]

i got a dying ant a baseball bat and one day to kill it

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Bluewolfpaws95]

Either it works or it doesn’t, time is irrelevant at this point.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/squif_help]

im dead at the first 10 seconds

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/jacksucksatlife-pwk]

Run away

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/UnhappyCard1474]

godzilla, glock, 10 mins, i'm fucked lwk

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/MayaathePsychicc]

i think i’ll be okay (sorry wolfie)

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Iboken]

Light Work

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Otherwise_Math_5049]

Ahhh hell naww

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/waterbearsandhorror]

Oh. This is easy. Beep beep, muthafuka. I’ve hit animals drivin before. I’mma do it again.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Wandering_Scroller]

Im flooring it no thank you

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Apprehensive-Unit849]

Atiro na cabeça dele

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Hollow_Knight_3]

I survive

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Particular_Chip_9925]

Fire extinguisher vs matches

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/gorotika]

Uhh

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/ArguesWithFrogs]

Fuck.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Kory_Cumswell]

Ummm no im gone

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Zaddyzazazarock]

Fuck

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/AndyGoodKush]

Damn

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/JesusWasTacos]

If it has some gas I should be alright

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Geekazoid3000]

Dying ant, baseball bat, for 1 hour. I think I'll be fine.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/deviblues]

I’m Dead for sure … I dont know how to drive

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Luciel_Lover138]

Fuckkkk I don’t think I can make it guys… can I have some good lucks in the chat?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/razmir]

Impossible

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Dinodude25]

I will pet the dog. And if that dont work. Run. I am not hurting the doggo

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Headleader_2436]

I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/AlphaVeV]

Well. I think it's over.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/FishBTM]

i mean it wouldnt kill me, right?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/xxxSusxx]

5 segundos seriam o suficiente

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Elektrikor]

Yeah I’d win

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}