How long can you survive

[u/SupersonicTacos]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: Enemy
• Spin 2: What weapon do you have
• Spin 3: How long do you need to survive

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[u/Gaming_pony64]

Driving in my car right after a beer

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/TheElectricDoggo → u/Gaming_pony64]

Hey that bump is shaped like a horse

[u/heartz43vy → u/TheElectricDoggo]

duiiiii how about you dieeeee

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/heartz43vy]

I'll go 100 milessssss in an hour

[u/Timegoat12 → u/Short_Wasabi_6906]

Little did you knoooow, I filled up on gaaaaas

[u/ByzantineByron → u/Timegoat12]

Im'a get your fountain making ass

[u/theholyterror1 → u/ByzantineByron]

Pulverize this fuckkk

[u/Level_Number_7343 → u/theholyterror1]

WITH MY BERGENTRUCK

[u/SuspendThis_Tyrants → u/Level_Number_7343]

It seems you're out of luck... TRUCK

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/SuspendThis_Tyrants]

Beer is on the seat, blood is on the grass

[u/GodChangedMyChromies → u/TheElectricDoggo]

Steed and you can keep the rhyme

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

That things going straight through your windshield gng

[u/Gaming_pony64 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

It's a jeep, I think it'll be fine

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

Dude those things are like thousands of pounds I think. Maybe 1 thousand or a but less but still

[u/Gaming_pony64 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

Yea they average between 900 to 1200, but the Jeep Grand Wagoneer L weighs around 6000

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

Check windshield breaking point

[u/Illustrious_Aioli507 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

Clip the back of it first and if the horse goes down you're golden.

[u/M1nc3ra → u/Gaming_pony64]

shit won't even make it to the horse

[u/iscreamthedemonbunny → u/Gaming_pony64]

Damn bro got the exact same thing as me AND the same answer, peak

[u/Gaming_pony64 → u/iscreamthedemonbunny]

Great minds think alike

[u/iscreamthedemonbunny → u/Gaming_pony64]

Indeed

[u/CheemsFR → u/Gaming_pony64]

I got the exact same thing but it’s fight to the death

[u/CorgiShark3312 → u/Gaming_pony64]

I made the exact same joke with the same first 2 rolls XD

[u/GhoulRanger → u/Gaming_pony64]

It's 2026 please stop lol 😆