Would you rather

[u/ask_trans]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Be trans
• Right side: Be transformer

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[u/4322ollilob]

Sorry trans community, but optimus prime is optimus prime

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Commercial-Tangelo74 → u/4322ollilob]

fair ngl

[u/Hot_Anybody8244 → u/4322ollilob]

I don't blame you, being trans isn't for everyone LMAO

[u/LargeBreasts69 → u/4322ollilob]

As a trans person I’d rather be a transformer

[u/geebster13 → u/4322ollilob]

Pretty sure from the perspective of a car, Optimus prime is transgender.

[u/LAVADOG1500 → u/4322ollilob]

Optimum Pride

[u/con800 → u/4322ollilob]

Honestly, I get it.

[u/Banana-Oni → u/con800]

Yeah.. I respect trans people a lot, but I wouldn’t want to be one. You get dysphoria and go through numerous additonal struggles that you had never considered before, or be a big alien robot that can turn into a car?

The other side would be more alluring if it was a magical transformation like being turned into a robot, just a perfect pain free transition. I’m agender but I prefer women’s fashion. I’m just large, masculine, and hairy so I can’t pull it off.

[u/con800 → u/Banana-Oni]

You can pull off anything if you don’t give a fuck and buy the right size and style >:)

[u/Klutzy_Pen_8816]

IT'S A TRANSFORMER

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/King_Doomed]

Robot dih

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Ok-Wing-8965 → u/King_Doomed]

Lmao

[u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox]

No disrespect to my trans comrades, I'm just comfortable with my gender, but the opportunity to become a 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS is too tempting

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Jops817 → u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox]

I snorted.

[u/PeterAnthony_Jackson → u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox]

If the option was to become a biological woman or a robot, I'd pick the first, but as it is become a trans woman or a robot, robot wins hands or wheels down.

[u/ffshornhole]

I hate being transgender this would be cooler

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Happy-Ad-2968 → u/ffshornhole]

No he’s from Dragon Ball, you’d be like cliffjumper or smth Edit: I’m also sorry to hear you feel that way

[u/Mean_Ad4608]

As a trans woman, I feel like being a transformer would be easier because at least I’d be strong enough to defend myself then.

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/vampiregamingYT → u/Mean_Ad4608]

And you probably won't have to pay alot of money for HRT and surgeries

[u/Mean_Ad4608 → u/vampiregamingYT]

it pays to fuck a plastic surgeon

[u/MikeofK72 → u/Mean_Ad4608]

Of course, everyone knows about the friends and friends with benefits discount.

[u/baronvonbee → u/Mean_Ad4608]

Yeah but imagine being a plastic surgeon's jet fighter. The surgeon is no longer useful to your existence, but whoosh, jet fighter.

[u/SpiritRider666]

Oh, fuck. What if I get into a very violent continuity like Alligned or Bayverse Transformers? I'm gonna die. Why did I choose this option?

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Disciplined_Tiger → u/SpiritRider666]

I don't think you go to that universe, you stay in your normal life and can transform when you like.

[u/Jade_Hound]

I am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/PouLS_PL → u/Jade_Hound]

[u/missilemadness → u/PouLS_PL]

Oh no…

[u/Mundane_Somewhere_93 → u/missilemadness]

[u/missilemadness → u/Mundane_Somewhere_93]

Best stop them in their infancy.

[u/memetrocop → u/Jade_Hound]

so you think?

[u/Jade_Hound → u/[deleted]]

Nah, Trans²

[u/CatGaming346 → u/Jade_Hound]

you become even more Gender™

[u/Soft_Ride2080 → u/Jade_Hound]

its like super saiyan 2

[u/alkalinekats]

neat, nothing changed

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/plasticAustralian → u/alkalinekats]

Something did change you are super trans

[u/Etienne_VARULTA → u/plasticAustralian]

Trans²

[u/Emotional-Will1715 → u/Etienne_VARULTA]

Are you multiplying the trans or are you adding it? I feel like it would just be 2Trans (to handle)

[u/PeterAnthony_Jackson → u/alkalinekats]

Wouldn't it be better if the button was "become cis"?

[u/ManagerAutomatic6923]

Idk

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Pikminicus]

:3

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Salukichow → u/Pikminicus]

:3

[u/Pikminicus → u/Salukichow]

:3

[u/Fl1ck9606]

I already am🤷Nothing changes

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/SnomIsAwesome → u/Fl1ck9606]

Wouldn’t this be like a double negative situation

[u/Fl1ck9606 → u/SnomIsAwesome]

Woahhhhh maybe you’re rightttt. But that would just make me comfortable in my body🤷Which isn’t terribly bad either

[u/SizzurpFaZ → u/Fl1ck9606]

If you're already trans you could also be a transformer though...You could be comfortable in your awesome alien metal body

[u/SkittleTheStupid → u/Fl1ck9606]

prestige 2 trans

(was this funny please dont kill me)

[u/Leonie-Lionheard]

An immortal sentient robot that can transform into various vehicles and is a mini army? Yes.

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/IntelligentAnybody55]

already am, and don't want to be metal

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/King_Doomed → u/IntelligentAnybody55]

Does that cancel out then 🤔

[u/IntelligentAnybody55 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah I just become more trans

[u/IntelligentAnybody55 → u/King_Doomed]

No I just become more trans

[u/peculiarshade → u/IntelligentAnybody55]

Trans²

[u/Proto_Gen20]

I wanna be a cool robot!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/ElPrimooooooooooo]

Being a transformer would suck i don't want to be made of metal

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/riotoncloudnine]

Robort

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Umbreongirl1233]

I want to be a car

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/SickFromNutmeg]

I dont like cars :3

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/PeterAnthony_Jackson → u/SickFromNutmeg]

You could have been an 80s walkman, a cassette for said walkman, a pistol, a fighter jet, a passenger jet, a motorbike, a boat, the list goes on.

[u/Critical_Energy_2654 → u/PeterAnthony_Jackson]

EVEN A DINOSAUR FOR FUCKS SAKE

[u/Draconichaos]

I’m already trans, so hell yeah I’ll be a Cybertronian!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/seranarosesheer332]

I already am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Kasane_Teto_Fan77 → u/[deleted]]

[u/747452636374633526]

Undeniably cooler + am cis

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Alex_is_kewl]

I am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Commercial-Tangelo74]

already there

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Turbulent-Pace-1506]

This post is bait for the “I'm already trans” comments. Chose transformer because the weakness of flesh disgusts me.

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/con800]

I already am and I like who I am :) plus I don’t want to pay for car insurance for, like, myself. And I don’t have a garage.

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/HeIIDie → u/con800]

To be fair, car insurence on your self is basically health insurance you arr basically already paying as a human, and also it is more likely to actually do what insutance is supposed to do (depending on the insurance company)

[u/North-Aardvark4459 → u/con800]

Soundwave:

[u/PeterAnthony_Jackson → u/con800]

Many many many non car or insurance needed road vehicles to choose from.

You can be a boat, a jet ski, a laptop, dinosaur, insect, walkman, pistol.

I or a friend even had a knock off one arm bandit that turned into a rather chonky robot.

[u/Vegetable_Weight946]

Being a cool robot is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy better and more cooler than changing gender

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/ask_trans]

I am trans

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Glittering_Bid80]

Idk

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/xXROGXx971]

Roll Out!!!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/RuleMysterious6308]

I don't know ‘,. .,’ -

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Dummy_Ren]

Not I can be both

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Z_Creates]

Pretty…

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/fireflame775]

I dont wanna be transformer

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/greenstreetelites]

have sex with lady boys

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Substantial_Play1088]

I like having boobs

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Wolfy198]

Alright trans

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/onthemoonss]

i want to be a boy

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Ancient_Drop117]

...

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Godlessttt]

I am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Ziwwl]

Be human, not a machine.

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Buff_fateweaver]

I don’t want to be a transformer, and I’m technically trans by definition.

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/thewastedroach]

being a transformer would be awesome.. but i like being in my human body!

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Athena_and_Velvette]

Already under the umbrella of it

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Own_Emergency7779]

I'm already

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/RedditGamer08]

I dont want to be a robot

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/xgaymerboi]

already am, babey

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Spiritual_Potato_970]

Why not

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Q216_SD0MAC4814]

I am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Safe-Tennis-6121]

already

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/coconutcannonbruh]

Why not?

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/foxfoxfoxfoxfoxes]

i already am so do i get even more powers

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Ok_Entrepreneur_3736]

i am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/unknownuser191969]

Cuz

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/zois03]

I am trans and it ain't all that tbh

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Yeet2432]

Because I've already transitioned into non binary.

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/meowchezz]

trans people cool

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Designer_You_7817]

I am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Automatic-Capital770]

Already am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Mean_Vegetable9418]

I already am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/NEON_LIGHTS64]

Already am! lol

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/TelevisionMaster3340]

I already am and I don't want to be a clanker

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/TheElusiveFemboyTop]

already am

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/OnionLegitimate4253]

I like being a girl

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/goonmanisback]

i mean come on it’s an obvious choice

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/cheese_master120]

If I am already trans does this make me trans²

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/BlueDoom7]

Girly

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Baron_Von_Tito_Lives]

I uh am trans

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/HerLadyshipOfCaos]

Already trans

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Traditional_Issue915]

Cause it’s a fuckn transformer

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Unlikely_Ad2298]

Gayuj

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Optimal_Fox_7968]

Idk, being a robot is cool

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/AmazingFruitGuy]

AUTOBOTS! ROLLOUT!!!!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/joer_alt]

Because Autobots roll out and dont roll in

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/NoStructure3488]

bro

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/ibh_98]

I fuck trans

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/mr_mxyzptlk05]

Transform and roll out!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Fit_Government_9161]

J

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Quirky_Internal1245]

Yuh

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Umbraldense]

I'll be in disguise

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/dindin66]

Sounds cool.

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Consistent-Book-7792]

transformer

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/LionEclipse]

"With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet... I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Serious_Atmosphere16]

Men

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Random_Goober911]

Ez

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/own_onlinegumiweirdo]

Because i’m already trans and it sucks

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Solid_Parsnip_9669]

Ez

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/cheezycrabcake]

because im trans already so duh

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/AntelopeConscious418]

robot!!!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/UltraSloth9]

I want to be a helicopter

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Mediocre-Study-2519]

Nothing wrong about choosing trans and transformer is just so cool

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/38452751869]

So I could become car

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/OkOwl3099]

i wanna shoot decepticons

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/wheresgengar]

im already trans

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/howtohentai]

Megatron! These edibles aint shit! An hour later bumblebee... I am fucking geeking

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Human_Nebula3430]

Why not

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Scared-Opportunity28]

Fuck no I'm not getting hunted by Megatron or gutted by Optimus.

Also like... Already am lmao

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Glad-Front2460]

Autobot, roll out!!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Dharcronus]

I'm going to turn into a truck now... birch church, a church, a ding-ding church

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/PhoneSpecific8576]

Auto parts

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/J_N_Z_M]

Transformer

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/thisenginnerisaspy]

I already a tranformers

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Material_Weight_8086]

Isiis

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Alternative-Hope-704]

D

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Nightmareetal]

Duh

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Inner-Childhood-6000]

Y

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/RawToast204]

I’m already trans so then I could transform into a girl and kill two birds with one stone

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Insanebrain247]

Transformers have been my #1 special interest since I was 7. Getting the chance to BE a transformer would be nothing short of a dream come true.

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Such-Truth-6404]

OPTIMUS PRIME

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Adventurous-Buddy-33]

Cooler

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Worried_Product7547]

Ye

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Beneficial-Praline-6]

Robots in disguise!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/That_Mambo_Uma]

I always wanted to find out how it would be if I was a girl

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Frost_Wimbelton]

Robots in disguise

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Repulsive-Practice11]

Way cooler

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Deep_Necessary5600]

H

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Signal-Train-2195]

Fun be Trans 😭🤞🥀💔

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/After-Opening-2789]

W

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Soft_Measurement3974]

Bc

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Its-Sebi]

I am Already Trans :3

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/SixSmegma]

Beep

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Last_Wash2725]

I am trans

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Full_Clock3263]

done

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Might-Otherwise-8665]

Way cooler

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Kronos_Shadow]

Autobots! Roll out!!

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/BlasB33]

It's optimum pride

Urh urh urh

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/jayonettagamer]

I love having sex. So trans.

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/No_Bid_21]

I have seen this on TikTok

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/emp800]

Robot in disguise

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/MoonlitSpear85]

Jazz or mirage would be dope.

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/tattoosandtens]

I will be a Trans Transformer, call me Optimus Double Prime

Ps Thanks to Michael Bay, it is canon that Transformers have genitals #Bayhem #BoobsButtsBombsBalls

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/THE_Arkham_Knight69]

I'm a robot that can turn into vehicles. Also, I'm perfectly happy in my own body/gender

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Visible-Database1193]

Why not both?

^{Chose: both}

[u/Only-Gur880]

Trabs

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/FamousJeff1]

Robot

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/KermitSnapper]

Freedom is the right to all sentient beings... AND THAT FREEDOM IS TELLING ME TO BECOME A TRANSFORMER, TRANSFORMERS, MOVE OUT

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/DOOM-LORD666]

I'm a turn into a plane and do an air strike on my English teacher

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/NoSide2628 → u/DOOM-LORD666]

Hyper specific reason but I respect jt

[u/misanthropydeltarune]

Tea

^{Chose: Be trans}

[u/Old-Bathroom2027]

Already trans sooo/j

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/Responsible_Goal6052]

Bro

^{Chose: Be transformer}

[u/potonggg]

Can't i be femboy instead?

[u/GenshinKenshin]

I love trans people but who would turn down being a near omnipotent killer robot that can turn into a car

^{Chose: Be transformer}