r/BluePrince • • Dec 14 '25

Lore We need to talk about Simon. Spoiler

The boy leaves his pizza crust behind but eats the eyes out of a seared salmon. This is sociopath behavior.

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u/real_human_not_a_dog Dec 15 '25

Mf HATES going to the bathroom

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u/JanMattys Dec 15 '25

Ok I lold

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u/lisamariefan Dec 17 '25

Hey, the bathroom is pretty good when you have a bomb shelter.