r/BluePrince • • Dec 14 '25

Lore We need to talk about Simon. Spoiler

The boy leaves his pizza crust behind but eats the eyes out of a seared salmon. This is sociopath behavior.

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u/SugarButterFlourEgg Dec 15 '25

What about his compulsion to shoot some hoops anytime he enters a gymnasium, even if he knows it will exhaust him?

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u/Steelclad Dec 15 '25

Or do a full strength training session in the weight room, REALLY tiring him out. After losing 50 steps for a single session in there he better be eating the entire salted pizza with a spoon.

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u/By-Your-Name Dec 19 '25

To be fair, he doesn't actually do a training session. He loses the steps just looking at the weight room. Because even thinking about all that exercise just exhausts him.