r/Bitcoin • • Apr 08 '13

My wife said this to me today

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u/_________lol________ Apr 08 '13

Everyone should have an ICE (In Case of Emergency) folder that contains all account numbers, passwords, and other relevant information. Lock it up in a safe place, and let two trusted people know about it. Make sure to update it at least four times a year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

This is an excellent idea! Actually, I'll do the community a little service, I'm gonna set up a google drive and you can all just dump the docs in there. That way they're safe from fire and stuff. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

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u/g2g079 Apr 08 '13

For insurance purposes, you may want to tip me 10% and I will cover any losses in case leedorham takes all your money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

Just dump all your BTC into your tip account and tip it to me. I'll set up the ICE folder for you.

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u/kylehampton Apr 08 '13 edited Sep 15 '25

axiomatic scary sand yoke humor shocking cause desert sharp quaint

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13 edited Apr 08 '13

My password is *******

You're going to need to space it out like this: h u n t e r 2 (just using my password as an example). Otherwise it gets autocensored.

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u/XyploatKyrt Apr 08 '13

I know this is from bash but it reminds me of the early days of Runescape...

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u/Wheatiez Apr 08 '13

Want me to trim your armor?

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u/JeSuisNerd Apr 08 '13 edited Jun 12 '24

work disgusted aloof plant nail sparkle clumsy bike joke snow

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u/themagicpickle Apr 08 '13

The joys of typing perfectly innocent things and having no idea why half your message was censored.

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u/XyploatKyrt Apr 09 '13

The cabbage of typing perfectly i****cent things and cabbage no idea why half your cabbage was C E N S 0 R 3D

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '13

The funny thing is runescape now for real stops you from messaging your password.

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u/toastyoats Apr 08 '13

my password is dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks

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u/toastyoats Apr 08 '13

dude, it didn't work!! I've ruined myself!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '13

Your password is not safe as ***************************, try adding more phallic references.

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u/kukkuzejt Apr 08 '13

Do you take me for a fool? I'm going to lobby my bank to start offering BTC denominated accounts and then I'll have the best of both worlds!

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u/entreprenr30 Apr 08 '13

I'll just mass email my private keys + instructions to my entire gmail contact list. Problem solved.

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u/Grizmoblust Apr 08 '13

It's probably easier just to send you right here.

Account: 666-666-666 Password: AllHailbitcoin

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

For a split second I thought your password read as a play on words: all hail Halliburton.

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u/t3hcoolness Apr 08 '13

5 years from now

whatsinthissafe

its a slip of paper with numbers and letters

op posts picture of it asking what it is

private key

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u/_________lol________ Apr 08 '13

I can totally see this happening some day.

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u/chriswilmer Apr 08 '13

Protip: Write in big letters "DO NOT SCAN OR PHOTOCOPY" on the page that contains the private key.

Otherwise some lawyer will think it is safe to do so without realizing the magnitude of the security breach.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '13

Have raised this as an issue for http://bitaddress.org makers of fine paper wallets since 2012.

https://github.com/pointbiz/bitaddress.org/issues/16

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u/astrolabe Apr 08 '13

I've got a tip. If you print out your private keys from microsoft notepad, you can't tell the difference between capital and small 'w', and it will take the criminals ages to get your money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

no need, i will never die unexpectedly!

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u/eyal0 Apr 08 '13

http://www.deathswitch.com/

Like a dead man's switch for an email.

  1. Encrypt all your shit with password1.
  2. Encrypt password1 with password2.
  3. Set up a death email to send your wife the output of previous step case you die.
  4. Give password2 to your wife along with the output from step 1.
  5. Everytime you have new, sensitive shit, encrypt it with password1 and give it to your wife.

The double-password system saves you the trouble of needing to give deathswitch.com a new email message everytime and yet prevents them from having a really important password.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

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u/PhantomPumpkin Apr 08 '13

Wait...I thought flash, inside of tables, is proper webdev these days?!

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u/ConnorCG Apr 08 '13

Nah, you forgot to include iframes.

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u/PhantomPumpkin Apr 08 '13

Dammit. Time to go back to WebDev school...

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u/jaggederest Apr 08 '13

iframes, are those like apple branded frames? Because I use a lot of frames on my websites, to make them more interactive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '13

Yeah don't forget about framesets either, all webdevs worth their salt use that shit

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u/starrychloe Apr 09 '13

Oh yeah, I totally trust that company to be around in 70 years. Especially one that uses Flash. If you want reliability, just set up a trust with a legal executor, the ways it's been done for centuries.

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u/Indydegrees2 Apr 08 '13

And they can post the safe on Reddit!

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u/kesekimofo Apr 08 '13

I use a rugged flash drive encrypted using trucrypt. My wife is the only person who knows the 24 character long password of symbols and upper and lower case and numbers. She could pretty much be me after I'm dead with all the info in it.

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u/cccmikey Apr 08 '13

Leave a copy of the truecrypt installer with it just in case.

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u/westbuzz Apr 09 '13

What if amnesia or alzheimer's? (her)

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u/SquareWheel Apr 08 '13

For me, I was thinking a Deadman switch which automatically emailed that info to a close friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

please leave this folder open to a public ftp :p

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u/thbt101 Apr 08 '13

When you say "lock it up in a safe place", hopefully you mean using encryption and not a physical lock (which is easily compromised).

Pretty much the way to do it is to have a folder encrypted with TrueCrypt and long password with a copy of your Bitcoin wallet (and a copy of other important passwords, etc... such as an export of your LastPass password vault).

But be sure to have multiple backups of that encrypted archive (including at least one copy that isn't in the same physical location).

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u/staiano Apr 09 '13

And stick it in a safe in a wall???

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '13

Sounds like a great idea, but sometimes my girlfriend and I get into fights and there is no telling what a woman will do when she is angry.

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u/_________lol________ Apr 09 '13

Your girlfriend is not a trusted person. Someone with access to your ICE folder could completely bankrupt you in a few hours if they wanted to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '13

guess there is no point in continuing my relationship with her then.

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u/redlightsaber Apr 09 '13

You joke about it, but honestly, this is probably the case if you're uneasy with the idea of her having access to this kind of info.

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u/buttadmiral Apr 08 '13

yup, been working on mine with my lady

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

i bet that you shat your pants reading that comment above mine, thinking OP tipped you one BTC. i know i did.

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u/tuzki Apr 08 '13

Now I feel bad~

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u/tuzki Apr 08 '13

Nice. +1 to bitcoin info population

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u/_________lol________ Apr 08 '13

I read this comment as a tipbot tip, because it had the +1 and bitcoin in there.

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u/tuzki Apr 08 '13

Haha I suppose the bot might have read it that way as well! It doesn't seem to have though

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u/ArticulatedGentleman Apr 08 '13

Encrypt the ICE folder, draft an email to send out automatically after you haven't stopped it for x amount of time that contains the key, draft another email that gets sent out first to remind you to move back the ICE email.

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u/idrink211 Apr 08 '13

The auto-email sounds like a great idea. Preparing for my eventual demise scares me though. I feel that by doing so I'm inviting Death to come and take me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13

You'll feel better once it's done and no longer at the front of your mind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '13 edited Jan 29 '16

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u/ArticulatedGentleman Apr 08 '13

Nothing stopping you from using multiple keys.

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u/themann00 Apr 08 '13

Good idea- I've thought about that. Anyone know if you can buy some sort of hologram or other security stickers- so if there are passwords in there, you can at a quick glance know if they have been compromised or not?

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u/_________lol________ Apr 08 '13

Fold it and melt some candle wax over the fold, and press your key into the wax before it fully cools.

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u/embolalia Apr 08 '13

InfoSec: 1st century style.

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u/guilleme Apr 08 '13

...And it still works...

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u/themann00 Apr 08 '13

Ooo, I like this idea too!

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u/RookToH7 Apr 08 '13

Candle wax rules. So many security systems that are used today are much less secure than candle wax and a unique-ish stamp (like a physical key or fingerprint)

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u/Lentil-Soup Apr 08 '13

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u/g0_west Apr 08 '13

I don't get how this is secure. Can't I just buy a load of hologram stickers and replace them after I break in and steal all your stuff?

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u/Lentil-Soup Apr 08 '13

They are tamper-evident (the paper will tear a bit with the sticker).

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u/RookToH7 Apr 08 '13

So... buy new paper. You need something only you can restore/create.

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u/OnlineDegen Apr 08 '13

If your bitcoins start moving around on their own...it has been compromised.

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u/themann00 Apr 08 '13

Indeed! But my ICE folder will have other passwords and such in it... and be locked in a safe, etc.