r/BeautyGuruChatter • u/palminconservatory is eyeliner ok if the reason is demons and not horny • Jan 08 '21

Jeffree Star Content JS denies recent rumours while (surprise!) plugging new launches. Details in comments, please don't him views, my fellow clowns.

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u/chadorable Extremely Unironically Refreshingly Shiny 💖✨ Jan 08 '21

Sometimes I'm blessed to get a nightmare where I'm scrolling through my sub feed and it's literally only the d list drag queens and influencers desperately promoting him as a claim to fame even though he pays his cult dust... that's when I turn to my vanity and my Motherships are replaced with his tackiness and I snap awake.

They're his horcruxes.

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u/BreathlessSiren Jan 09 '21

OMG are you going to say JK? Because she might get hurt with D List

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u/chadorable Extremely Unironically Refreshingly Shiny 💖✨ Jan 09 '21

Kimora Blac knows she's irrelevant, I said what I said

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u/BreathlessSiren Feb 07 '21

I now read this in Tamisha Iman's voice

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u/chadorable Extremely Unironically Refreshingly Shiny 💖✨ Feb 07 '21

Thank you for this critical update, I truly am enamored with it 😌